i am 18 years old and love love to read

my favorites fanfiction to read are:

Avenger Transformers Naruto Bleach Inuyasha Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Glee Supernatural Teen Wolf Walking Dead Harry Potter Percy Jackson and the Olympians Twilight Hobbit X-Men justice League Young Justice Pokémon

LOL

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Love the stupidity and randomness. NOW

50 ways to annoy Jack Sparrow

1# Never refer to him as captain.

2# Steal his hat and give it Jack, Barbossas monkey.

3# Tell him that James Norringtons ship is bigger that his.

4# Tell him only girls and queens are meant to wear eyeliner, and hes no queen.

5# Tell him you have no clue who he is when he introduces himself.

6# Write him a love letter...

7# From Barbarossa...

8# And one from Davy Jones. [May he rest in pieces]

9# Invite Angelica Teach over for dinner..

10# Then tell her she can stay the night...

11# Give her jacks cabin...

12# Whenever Jack is naughty tell him you will tell his father.

13# Ask him if he's a eunuch.

14# Ask him how he knows Wills a eunuch.

15# Smile at him. Constantly.

16# Burn his rum...

17# Get Elizabeth and Angelica to help you burn his rum.

18# Start rumors that him and James are secret lovers.

19# Tell the rumors to his crew.

20# Tell James that Jack has a fetish for men in wigs.

21# Draw on his face while he sleeps.

22# Copy everything he does. Everything.

23# Get the crew to throw him a surprise party...

24# Invite Will and Elizabeth...

25# Invite Angelica and James...

26# Tell his father that Jack broke the code.

27# Write him a love letter from Angelica...

28# Rip up the letter and say ''Sorry ,that was meant for Barbarossa!''

29# Tell him that Barbarossa is the true captain of the black pearl.

30# Make him read Twilight.

31# Hide his jar of dirt.

32# Ask him if James is a eunuch.

33# Sneak up behind him and scream ''ITS THE KRACKEN!''

34# Watch Jack freak out.

35# Hold his hand and say ''Jackie are you OK? You know if you ever need someone to talk, I'm here.''

36# Poke him all the time.

37# Let the crew try on his clothes.

38# When he's in a pub, storm in and grab his ear then say loudly ''Jackie! I've been looking for you for ages! Come on its past your bed time!''

39# Then point to all the prostitutes in the room and say ''Say good bye to your friends ,Jackie!''

40# Call him Jackie.

41# Get the crew to call him Jackie.

42# Tell him to stop picking his nose in front of one of his ''Lady friends''.

43# Tell him if he's bad, Davy Jones will come and get him.

44# Teach his crew all the words to ''I'm sexy and I know it''.

45# Make them dance to ''I'm sexy and I know'', it while wearing jacks clothes.

46# When he walks in the room quickly leave.

47# Make a big scene about you leaving the room.

48# Leave the room every time Jack walks in.

49# When he asks you why your avoiding him runaway.

50# When he catches you and makes you tell him whats wrong, get right in his face and say ''You smell funny