hi, i'm a 16 year old who doesn't have shit to do with her day so she reads, writes stories, and appearently talks about herself in third-person. anyways, writting is just a hobby that i hope will turn into a career some day. this is all that i'm writting because i doubt anyone reads this crap anyways. :)

Oh, but I feel you shoud all know I'm a total closet-nerd and I'm very rude and agressive (not a guy in my class that hasn't been beasted by this chick haha) my mother says that the only two words in my vocabulary are "Fuck" and "You". I'm no good at advice and I usually just offer a sarcastic remark instead. You can ask me for help but it really depends on how I feel and if your story sux I'll tell you.

Oh, and I want to make a shoutout to Alonsela cuz he is awesome help when it comes to writting my stories and I thank him dearly for that :) he inspired me to continue my stories even though my mother was being a bitch about my writting all the time (what's her problem anyways?). THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!

When someone annoys you it takes fourty-two muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker up-side the head!!

Friends bail you out of jail - best friends are in the room next to you going "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

People say "Guns don't kill people people kill people." Well I think guns help. If you stood there next to someone and yelled BANG! I don't think you'd kill to many people.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might want to offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed at something that wasn't even funny copy and paste this into your profile.

Favorite things that have been said around me.

"i just farted--thats gross--everyone does it--not me--bitch, if you don't fart you blow the f-ck up." Kierra (she's the one that farted), Dianna (she's the one that apparently doesn't fart.), Tiffany (she had the funny line at the end.)

"i think we got off on the wrong foot--that's all you've got hunny, two wrong feet and some ugly f-cking shoes." i heard it on a movie.

"oh, ni--a, that's cold!!" Sharie

"that bass player is a babe. she makes me feel kind of funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class." garth from wayne's world.

"Which guy do you think is the cutest--i think they're all ugly." me and H-dubb from sixth year.

"what makes you think you can do that? your a kid.--Are we going by age or IQ? Because if we were going by that it would mean mom has the most athority, then me, then you." Mom's ex and me.

"Did you huff paint at some poin in time?--just once,why?--i thought so." me and emilee

"STOP F-CKING LAUGHING AND HELP ME THE F-CK UP THIS F-CKING TREE!!" emilee

"I was like budda,bitch. breathing in the blue mist. the blue mist is good, breathing out the bad mist . . . what color is the bad mist? i don't know. they say it's like a river . . . to flow your problems away. they say it's like a river . . . to flow your problems away. i was like budda, bitch. but i wasn't gold, i was white so i was . . . white budda, bitch!" mine and becca's budda rap.

"imagine being wisked away to deaware . . . hi, i'm in delaware." Wayne from wayne's world.

"How do people not notice this stuff?--because most people are hiding their faces on the scary parts." me and emilee.

"Come here you little, tot.--Why did you call him a twat?" me and Rainey.

"It's birdseeds!!" Nudge, maximum ride.

That is all i can think of right now!!

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1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
screenname or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

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PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals?
Why is it when you're hungary you keep looking in the fridge over and over only to find the food fairies didn't show?
Why is it when you're vacuming and it won't suck up a string you keep running over it instead of just picking it up?

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