Hello younglings, I am…*Drum roll* ROCKETCAT56! YAAAAAAAY!!!!!! :D

So why did you come to my profile? You came to learn random junk about me!!!! Yay good for you!!!! Well, welcome to my profile! I hope you enjoy reading cause there's a lot to read here!!! You don't have to read it all but you should and if you don't you won't know about the cool thing you get at the end! So you don't have to but you should...

Here are some details about me you might like to know:

Favorite shows: Green Lantern: The Animated Series(RAZAYA FOREVA!!!!!!!!), H2O: Just Add Water, Adventure Time, Avatar: the Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Regular Show, Winx Club, The Amazing World of Gumball, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the 2012 version), Alien Surf Girls...

Favorite books: The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mockingjay (I LOVE The Hunger Games Trilogy!!!), Warriors The Darkest Hour, Warriors a Dangerous Path (I haven't finished the entire series yet :P), Mrs. Frisby and the Rats from NIMH, Hate that Cat (I actually LOVE cats!!!), Divergent, Insurgent, The Maze Runner, The Scorch Trials, The Death Cure (The Maze Runner Trilogy is AWESOMEEEEE!!!!!)...

Favorite movies: The Hunger Games!!!!!!!!, Catching Fire (I think The Hunger Games was better but Catching Fire was still AWESOME!) The Help, Warhorse, The Artist, Titanic (I cried ALOT! T_T)...

Little known facts about me: I LOVE cats, I LOVE Star Wars the Clone Wars, my favorite color is purple, I babble ALOT and annoy the heck out of people (XD), I love the beach, my favorite subject is science, I love reading fanfictions, I love kids shows (I think some of you already figured that out :D), my second favorite color is blue, I LOVE chocolate ice cream, my favorite food is ummmmm... I don't really know :), my least favorite food is spinach, without a doubt spinach, my favorite ninja turtle is Donnie, I can sorta speak Spanish and German, I can lift my legs behind my head (but I usually get stuck), I crack my knuckles WAY too much, I LOVE Christmas, I like to stay up REALLY late (for me day is night and night is day :D), I always fiddle with my hair, I LOVE music, I'm pretty quiet when I'm with a group of people I don't really know, my high score on Flappy Bird is 63 (Woop Woop!! That game has ruined my life XD)...

My Top 3 Stories:

1. Blind but Strong
2. Desperation
3. Goodbye Little Brother

I'll try to update my stories once a month and if I can't do that I'll just update on my own time. And please no flaming! :)

Also I recently got a Wattpad! Yay! Anyways if you wanna go check that out my username is discocat95! :) ( here's a link)

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (Awww man!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(No purchase necessary, huh?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.(Nawww really?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down (Wow…)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.(It sure will)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.(Ouch)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery(Huh?)

On NyQuil sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.(Oh okay!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.(Only?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for other use.(What other use?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.(Again wow…)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.(Gotcha!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.(Again ouch…)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.(Awww man!)

Ways to annoy Asajj Ventress

1. Tell her that the Sith are losers

2. Tell her she is the most pathetic excuse for a wannabe-sith in the history of pathetic wannabe-siths

3. Tell her she has a crush on Count Dooku (Ewwww!!!!)

4. Taunt her about Obi-wan beating her in battle

5. Tell her that Ahsoka will attack her in the middle of the night if she doesn't sleep with a nightlight

6. Call her Sajj-sajj

7. Tell her that she'd better hurry up and ask Obi-wan out (Satine is dead make your move NOW!!!)(RIP Satine T_T)

8. Imitate Obi-wan's voice whenever you're around her (I have a bad feeling about this!)*says in an Obi-Wan voice*

9. Tell her that Grevious would do anything to make out with her

10. Jump out in front of her and go " I'm Asajj Ventress, cower before my beauty!" And make a big deal out of it

11. Wait till she gets in a fight with Obi-wan. Every time she makes a bad move, call out " you're losing, Sajj-sajj!"

12. Whenever she makes a good move, yell "ooooh! Burn!"

13. Whenever Dooku lectures her, go "Dissed!" (Oh snap Ventress!!!!)

14. Ask her why she's bald (Cause she was born that way!)

15. Follow her around singing "Poker Face" (See that reference I did up there!! Clever right?? XD)

36 Ways to annoy Darth Vader
Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times

1. Call him Ani. (ANI POO!)

2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.

3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin. (IT WAS TARKIN!!!) *Points at Tarkin*

8. Show off your toaster that makes your tost shaped like his mask.

9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit. (Seriously. How does he do it?)
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid. (He kinda does…)
20. Sign him up for a quilting class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time. (Time for bed, it is ANI!!!)
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26. Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27. Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28. Follow him around talking about the similiarties between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29. Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30. Tell him that you find his son attractive. (He kinda is XD)
31. Ask him if he likes twins.
32. Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33. Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34. Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone. (Why hello Dear Old Darthy!)
35. Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36. After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.

Signs You Have an Unhealthy Obsession With Star Wars.

1. You can find all the refrences from the old movies in the new movies and shows.

3. You have planned out ways to kill Jar-Jar (Naaaw! I actually like Jar Jar! :P) (In the non-awkward way!) (That would be weird! :P)

The Real 3. You have punched a Star Trek fan just for liking Star Trek. (I actually have no idea what Star Trek is. Sad right? :P)

4. You have made a Star Wars related shirt. (It was an incredibly snazzy shirt)

5. You drive your friends crazy with your never ending Star Wars talk and refrences. (Ooooohhhh yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! :D)

6. You can find at least one Star Wars refrence in everyday life. Even if it wasn't meant as a refrence.

7. You have more than one picture or poster of something Star Wars related in your house. (Yeeeep!!)

8. You cried when 99 got shot and when Hevy gave 99 his medal. (You were so brave 99. T_T)

9. You do not think of Star Wars as a hobby but as a lifestyle. (Yea!!! It's not weird!! :P)

10. You have rationalized order 66 just because you love the clones too much to ever have them be the bad-guys.

11. You recieve advice from the characters. (Yep! Way too often!)

12. You can think of more than ten ways you are obsessed with Star Wars aren't on this list. (Yes, yes I can)

Hooray you read my profile all the way to the end! Now you know all about rocketcat56 and how crazy I am!! Good for you!! And since you read all the way to here you get an invisible PIZZA!! Yay!!! *Stands up and claps for you* But you remember what I said at the beginning of my profile about a cool thing you would get if you read all the way to the end?? Well the invisible pizza wasn't it (admit it you thought that invisible pizza was THE BOMB!!!). The cool thing you get is *Drum roll* A FREE IMAGINARY FRIEND!!!!WOOOOO YEA!!! *throws confetti at you* Well maybe it wasn't that great but hey you can customize the free imaginary friend any way you want and now you have someone to read my fanfictions with YAY!!!!!!

Well I hope you enjoyed my profile BUBYE!!!

-Rocketcat56