![]() Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Books. Welcome to my profile!! Things about me: -Adore the colour blue -Bookworm -Love the language Latin but don't know any my heart -Crazy about quotes -Think too deeply about things -Christian -Laughs...a lot -Bit of a romantic, but prefers when theres action Quotes I like: God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. Seven days without laughter make one weak. Leadership is action, not position. Without love, we are birds with broken wings. True genius sees with the eyes of a child and thinks with the brain of a genie ~ Puzant Kevork Thomajan Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. "Yesterday is history, ~ Master Oogway (Kung Fu Panda) FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Will help you when you're lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass FRIENDS: Will go with you to a concert BEST FRIENDS: Will be helping you kidnap the band FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you FRIENDS: Will buy you a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!" FRIENDS: Find your Prince Charming BEST FRIENDS: Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you FRIENDS: Will pick you up when you fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will pick you up, then trip you again FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it BEST FRIENDS: Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours FRIENDS: Will leave when they feel insulted BEST FRIENDS: Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!" FRIENDS: Will be crying at your funeral BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! A: Hot (x2) YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) tihs is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this |
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