Name: (of course you'd wanna know) Trevor, that's my name. kinda reminds me of Rover...AHAHAHAHAHHAHA! but first name is scott, so if you wanna call me that I don't mind but I may secretly BOMB YOUR HOUSE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Age: 999,999,999,999, I'm serious i'm older than dirt! WHAT!? DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! FINE, I LIED! I'M REALLY 18 :

Gender: Male (at least I think so)

Bands: AFI, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Atreyu, Breaking Benjamin, Fall Out Boy, Panic at the disco, The Unwritten law, The unseen, alkaline trio, Gackt, Dir en grey, KAT-TUN, NEWS, Kanjani 8, Maximum the hormone, Hight and mighty colors, Uverworld, Orange Range, Mayday Parade, Head Automatica, The automatic automatic, Chevelle, Papa Roach, Seether, Shinedown, Kagerou, Kagrra, LM.C, Falling in reverse, Parkway drive, Blessthefall, Escape the fate, Innerpartysystem, The suicide machines, Slipknot, Silverstein, Reliant K, Scary kids scaring kids, Hoobastank, The hoosiers, Metro station, Fort minor, Eminem, Avenged Sevenfold, Paramore, Blink 182, Sum 41, Funeral for a friend, Alesana, I hate myself, Envy, Emure, A day to remember, Emmury, Heroin, I set my friends on fire, All that remains, 30 seconds to mars, The almost, Red jumpsuit apparatus, The all American rejects, Boys like girls, Cobra Starship, Lonely Island, Dashboard Confessional, The Used, Forever the sickest kids, Gray matter, I am ghost, Thrice, Taking back sunday, Tokio hotel, Senses fail, Saoisin, Three days grace, Local H, Red, Dead by sunrise, NOFX, Nobody knows, Get Scared, Black Veil Brides, Smile Empty soul, Black Light Burns, Ludo, System of a down, Dropping daylight, Failed Flight, Pillar, Skillet, Hollywood Undead, The Prodigy, Sick Puppies, Incubus, Audioslave, POD, Modest Mouse, Arashi, Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins, Trapt, Yellowcard, Muse, Drowning Pool, Flobots, Nonpoint, Madina Lake, Maximo Park, Flyleaf, Bullet for my valentine, Insane clown posse, Metallica, Egypt central, Green day, Nirvana, Underoath, Dresden Dolls, Rise Against, Inhale Exhale, Attack attack, Papercut massacre, Rise against, and alot more but can't think of em'.

Movies: All Tim Burton movies, Harry Potter, Earagon, SPIDERMAN!!, 300, Narnia, Dead silence, Van Helsing, Underworld, way too many to name.

Hobbies: Throwing puppies and kittens off of bridges...lol...just kidding, I really do like to shank em' in their faces though...

About me:

I'm addicted to yaoi...;) and I'm a guy.

In class when i'm bored I pair guys in class up and imagine things 0_o (dirty things)

I hate being called IMMATURE!

I fell asleep in class and had a dream about jaws and ran out of the class room screaming XD seriously

I'm addicted to MUSIC!

If the movie Twilight were a person I'd nuke them! AND LAUGH MANIACALY(i'm not sure if I spelled it right 0_o) LIKE THIS, MWAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

When I get mad I scream really loudly and talk to my self.

I swore at church before because I hit my toe on the side of a chair. It hurt like HELL!

I like skateboarding, and I once got in a fight and sent to jail for two days at a skate park.

I act like a complete retard in public, so you probably wouldn't wanna hang with me because I emberass everyone when I act stupid. XD BUT AT LEAST I'M HAVING FUN!

Yes, I've punched myself in the face multiple times on accident. 0.o

I enjoy punching things.

This is a list of things I enjoy punching: Air, KITTENS, My pillow, The wall, Balls (that sounded wrong :D I mean soccer balls, footballs), Shoulders, Trees while saying "DIE", My computer, My homework, Tv's...that's about it really.

I enjoy staring at people for no apparent reason and making them look at me like I'm a phsyco..lol...

I secretly call the gas station BP Baby Panties...lol...secretly...

That's really it about me...

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to chose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

-If you've ever burst put laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile

-If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.

-You dont care if you're not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile.

You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.

-You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

-You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.

-You have done somthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.

-If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

-If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should spontaniously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile

If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have been called eccentric and/or enigmatic before, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you can type over 30 words per minute, paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

10 ways to really annoy people:

1. Name your dog 'Dog'.

2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

3. Begin all your sentences with 'ooh la la!'

4. Speak only in a 'robot' voice.

5. Wear your pants backwards.

6. Ask people what gender they are.

7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your 'imaginary friend'.

8. Sing along at the opera.

9. Mow your lawn with scissors.

10. Honk and wave to strangers.

Now this is just a bit of randomness...

Dyslexia is a hell of a thing.Dear, you keep spelling dog backwards it's D - O - G, not the other way around. Keep at it though... it will all be better SOON!! I just KNOW it!!Your = Belonging to you.
You're = You are.
Yore = Long ago.
Make the flashcard. Read it to yourself at least twice a day until you can get them right the first time, every time.You are not a were-wolf, you are a were-DUCK! Quacking by the light of the moon. Unable to control your urge to go swimming in ponds and... to KILL!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Just saying.Finally a good story. Needs to have goldfish in plastic bags to go with the ducks though.Wait until the start of winter.
That way, food will be scarce and the low temperatures will mean you think that you don't have to bathe as often so your aroma will have time to ripen. Sleeping outside will give you the opportunity to be molested by transients and offered "work" by a few pimps. The best part is that if the temperatures fall far enough you'll have a really nice case of frostbite and lose a couple of toes before you finally work up the sense to go home and beg them to take you back.
Or... it'll give you the majority of a year to grow up.Gimmie a T!
Gimmie an R!
Gimmie an O!
Gimme an L!
Gimmie an L!
What does that spell? TROLL!
You idiots need to learn to recognise and ignore them.Need girl advice? I can help.Walk up to her. Look her dead in the eye for a minute, then run away screaming. She'll be so confused that the next time she sees you she'll be all over you in a heartbeat and you two will be trading saliva before anyone knows what happened.Ok, so since you people are so convinced that I have a facebook profile, I decided to do a little checking for yours.
This is what I came up with:
http://www.facebook.com/people/Albert-Einstein/1567500252?ref=search
But, somehow I keep getting the feeling that it isn't you.Let me scoff at you. Scoff Scoff, ScoffYOUR CAPS LOCK. IT WAS BROKEN.
YOU SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN IT FIXED.
Then for some reason, your ! got busted.
Time to buy a new keyboard! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"I saw a car with a young guy and his friends in it"So his friends were what? Girls? Old guys? Ducks?Well then BLAM!! FEEL THE POWER!!
Can I get an "Amen"?YAY!! Another "poem" that doesn't rhyme.
Can't you kids at least PRETEND to try at writing real poetry? I mean there's online thesauruses that you can use for free to try and find a word that rhymes.Welcome to the real world. Please enjoy your stay.Everyone likes a story about ducks. They're such canny creatures. (You can tell by how they just stand there and look at you, first one side and then the other. Like they know something...)You have a fetish for hitting the enter key a half dozen times at the end of each line, don't you?YOUR CAPS LOCK SEEMS TO BE BROKEN. SAME FOR THE PUNCTUATION MARKS. TRY REBOOTING YOUR COMPUTER. IF THAT FAILS, CLEAN THE KEYBOARD. HOPE IT HELPS.You forgot to mention the part where the horse almost ran over that duck that wondered out onto the course. Man that was funny! I think you did manage to clip it, because there were feathers left behind on the parade ground when you were being carted off by the paramedics.
I have no idea what that duck was doing there this time of year btw, it was just so damned random. Hell if I hadn't seen it myself I'd have thought you just made it up or something.Bah, you young whippersnappers!! When I was your age, I had to walk 6 miles, to and from school, in the middle of a blizzard!! Every day!! And to make it worse, we had to go uphill both ways! On ICE!!
I'll always remember poor Timmy. He got stuck in the snow, we had to leave him. Froze solid he did. And a lucky thing too. Some of us were going to school the next week and a boogle of iceweasels surrounded us just as we were passing his still frozen form. If it wasn't for Ted's fast thinking, when he broke off Timmy's icy thumb and tossed it into the middle of them, none of us would have made it out alive!
Poor Alice never was quite the same after that. Every time she passed that spot she got that crazy look in her eyes, even in the summer. She passed on a few winters ago, they say that she kept mumbling about them, hearing those calls, in the middle of the long nights, even though there haven't been iceweasels in these parts for, well on 80 years. The part that nobody can figure is how those claw marks ended up on the door of her cabin.
Ahh well, have a great time in school!We'd all be DOOMED! DOOMED I TELL YOU!!
cough Sorry... was I saying something? I can't remember...The same thing happened to me when I was 12!
But I was the hunter, and bastard shot me in the mouth and left me there even though he had already healed. And they planted this suicide note I'd found in the woods like just a few minutes before and my wife was dumb enough to believe that it was mine! And I was nowhere near the fence the police claim I must have fell over and "accidentally discharged" the firearm. I mean SERIOUSLY? At 12 I was a damned EXPERT in firearm safety and teaching classes and doing seminars thorugh most of new york, when I wasn't out hunting that is. One fucking mistake! Just one and the dumbass was wearing brown and running in the woods in the middle of fucking deer season!
And he shot me! Bastard! I mean I'd already fucking apologised to him!! AND I WAS ONLY 12!!
Well, needless to say it took me a bit longer to regenerate, what with the autopsy and all the damned embalming fluid they pumped into me. So by the time I came to, I had to dig my way out of the ground and let me tell you, that is NOT a nice thing. And seriously, who the fuck puts a concrete slab on top of a grave these days? That's so fucking ghetto.
Well sure enough that slut had already found another 12 year old husband, and was living high on the hog from my insurance... Let me put it this way she DIDN'T regenerate. And if I ever find that prick in the brown sweater, boy do I have something planned for him.
But don't worry, I'm sure it will be better SOON!! I just KNOW it!!
Hey... wait... a... minute...Now, let me scoff at you once more. Scoff. Dreams of ducks upside down are better!
Yes Comrade!!
We have been discovered!! Return to the back up checkpoint and follow protocol. If we do not arrive in three days, fall back to the alternative. You will be contacted there.
До свидания.
До скорой встречи!OMG!! Dude you are so going to get arrested for breaking the law!!
Astronauts are the only people who are allowed to have their balls not drop, because balls dropping from so far up they would be like on fire by the time they hit the earth and kill everyone! They'd be literal fireballs!
But it'll be OK. I know exactly what you mean!! They will fall soon, I just KNOW it! Make sure you have a jar or something to put them in when they do fall, because otherwise they might roll off the table... and onto the floor, and then your poor ... wait... wrong song. Never mind...

Scoff Scoff Scoff Scoff ;D