Kasumi Kurosawa thought she had gotten lucky. She was reborn as the daughter of a farming couple, all the way on the outskirts of Fire Country and far from Konoha. She thought she had a peaceful, safe life ahead of her. She was wrong, of course, because things are never that easy - that didn't mean she had to be happy about it, though. SI/OC

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Naruto learned hate young. Learned it through the dark looks and disdain from everyone around her. Learned it through the taunts of the other children and the sting of the matron's hand on her cheek. Learned it like the blood that sat at the back of her throat when she bit her tongue to contain the fire inside her. FemNaruto. Canon Divergence.

Hermione has a life-debt to pay to Harry Potter and will do whatever she can to pay it back. Harry has no idea. She'll go through the fires of hell to repay him, and he won't even notice. It helps when a spy notices. An unlikely partnership is forged to fulfill their debts. Slow burn. HG/SS Contains: Slash, violence, angst, swearing, and love.

Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.

When Harry Potter is dying from Nagini's bite at the outskirts of Godric's Hollow and the war seems lost, Hermione Granger decides to use a spell to exchange his fate to hers. After the future is blown away, Hermione Potter is born to Lily and James Potter: the new Chosen One, with the clues to the future sleeping safely inside her mind. SSHG.

During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.

When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry

By the end of the Third Shinobi War, she gained a spot in most Bingo Books with various monikers attached to her name: "Poison Apple," "Bloody Princess," and "The Mad Butcher." However, a small handful of Leaf ninja had another moniker for her: "The Bloody Oracle of Kiri". (Or: An SI/OC who's already got a screwed up moral compass and fits right in with the Bloody Mist.)

Upon finding herself thrown back in time to 1987, Hermione decides to befriend a young Potions Master. He has other ideas.

Hermione's abuse of the time-turner during her Third Year means she's starting the summer before her 5th Year already free of the Trace. The Order doesn't know. What will Professor Snape do when he comes upon the young Gryffindor one night? Why is Hermione's magic so strange now that she's 17?

"To the well organised mind, death is but the next great adventure" — Albus Dumbledore. Pretty words, yeah, but she didn't expect them to be so damn literal. Sorta-SI/OC.

Bellatrix gives birth to a daughter after the first wizarding war, without the Dark Lord's knowledge. As Persephone Black grows both sides want her for their own. But nothing is more powerful than A Mother's Love...right? Very slow burner, starts off fairly innocent, lots of character development but a lot of messed up stuff later on.

Prior to Izumi Chie, the only person in Konohagakure to be as much of a hardass about paperwork was the Nidaime himself.

You can't put a twenty-eight-year-old ridiculously competitive academic into one of the most prestigious clans containing more ridiculously competitive academics and expect nothing to go drastically wrong. [SI OC] {AU}

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it." A seventeen year old is reborn as Hana Inuzuka, and the world shifts two feet to the left. No one with power stumbles through life with bloodless hands. Still, a girl has to protect her pack somehow, and if that means that I must live with the taste of blood on my tongue then so be it.

Reborn into the world of Harry Potter, Poppy Evans has only one goal; make sure she's not the only magical Evans alive by 1982. And maybe save that smug Potter while she's at it. Regulus Black didn't fit into the equation; he wasn't suppose to be so distracting.

Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it

On the night of the attack, Lily managed to escape with her infant son and flee to France. She trained him to the best of her abilities, shaping him into a dangerous, intelligent and powerful wizard. But when Britain re-establishes the Triwizard Tournament, Harry is forced to return to his once-home, and he finds himself engaged in a game he might not want to play.

A magician reborn, what illusion will she perform next? "Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourself, for I am about to perform the biggest magic trick of all. To change the plot." OC. AU.

Hyuuga Neji thinks 'Chance' is a stupid word. No word should define the power to change one's life. Hyuuga Sakura's world revolves around one person. She knows that once, they had seen the light they could no longer see and had heard the song they could no longer hear. A tale about a pair of broken siblings captured by the thorns of hatred and of those who try to reach out to them.

Getting murdered while trying to kill yourself is bad luck. Getting reincarnated after that is just a bad joke. But Toonami reruns and cheap commissions info have taught her this world has plenty of chances to get yourself killed. It can't be that hard. "So you're actually trying to die?" "Yes." "You know you're his nakama now, right?" "So?" "...Good luck with that." Oc/?

Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.

James Potter went five years at Hogwarts without realizing Lily had a little sister. Hermione would have preferred if he never realized she existed. Now she's stuck, in Potter's circle of awareness, and maintaining the timeline. Not like he makes it easy, or something.

In 1996, Hermione Granger enters the Department of Mysteries, never to return. Meanwhile, at Grimmauld, a dead girl appears to takes her place. Causal Loop Time Travel. Non-canon AU. Sort-of Pureblood!Hermione (Potter). SS/HG Slow burn, (some RB/HG)

There was a red thread that connected each and every one of them. It could bend, twist, and tangle, but it would never break. Though considering who her classmates were, she was getting pretty close to cutting it herself. "If you get your ass kicked one more time, I'm not healing you." Oc/?

After an accident, Harry wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. His return to Hogwarts causes quite the stir through the staff and students, especially when they realise he is not the same boy as before. He tries to keep his head down, but Tom Riddle has a habit of making himself Harry's problem.

Suzue hadn't wanted anything to do with the people who had been characters in a story she had read in another life. But somehow she ends up on Team 7 and in the middle of the story's plot. Now she has to navigate her way through without making things worst and wondering just how much she remembers applies and how much doesn't. SI/OC

Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)

Harry Gaunt is one of the last remaining Slytherin heirs, but he's little more than a parlor trick for his foster mother, Hepzibah Smith, speaking in Parseltongue to amuse her guests. Life is dull, until he meets Tom Riddle. Tom once had nothing; then he had a diary. A snake. And a ring. Soon, he will have more. A locket. A cup. And a boy. A boy just like him.

Senses can be a powerful thing, even more so when they've gone. Torturous nights have passed, leaving all but two senses remaining. An unlikely hero steps onto the field, but will it be enough to rescue what is lost? DARK Fic

(SI/OC) When you're reincarnated, life isn't so bad and death isn't so scary. A not entirely lazy Nara and a whole world of potential. Starts with canon for a while, generally veering off the tracks as we go.

Sirius is given a reason to leave Azkaban far earlier than Harry's third year and the consequences of such actions, lay the foundations for a Revolution. (Disclaimer: HP belongs to JK and that won't change any time soon.)

An average life had always sounded good on paper… until Sakura learns the truth of what happens to “average”. They die. And if there’s one thing Sakura knows, it’s that she’ll do anytting to stay alive.

Hermione was suspicious when she found an old journal amongst her things and Tom was intrigued the night someone else's handwriting appeared in his diary. Lord Riddle watches his past unfold while trying to make sure history repeats itself without destroying time or his future. He needs a drink. Tomione. Canon shifted up 20 years. No TT/Horcruxes/Prophecy. Slytherin!Hermione/Harry.

When two abused souls cry out for each other, not even Time can keep them a part. But time travel is tricky and one can not stay in the past forever without suffering terribly. Tom and Harry find each other and through one another they heal and find the love they both so desperately needed. Tomarry. Slow burn. Growing up as friends. Longer summary in first chapter

Changing the future wasn't easy. There would be a lot of lying. Deceit. Manipulation. Death. Especially if I wanted to change anything for the better. [Semi SI-OC]

Happiness is such a fickle thing, especially to those deserving of it. [OC-Insert; Post-Uchiha Massacre]

One person can make a difference: sometimes large, sometimes small. This is the story of a young witch who died under mysterious circumstances and woke up in a completely different world - a world she would change just by existing. Follow the journey of Hermione Granger as she walks the path to becoming Hermione Thranduiliel, the Elvenqueen.

Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Because being Namikaze Minato's younger brother is easier said than done. Especially when you look like a freaking girl. SI – Self Insert Yaoi Shikaku/OC

She didn't ask for this. It wasn't her job to be consumed and invaded and spat out so that these boys would evolve. Rin!SI/OC

A spell gone wrong leaves Professor and Student with an unexpected pregnancy. While working together to bind it with old, earthy magic to halt it until after Voldemort's defeat, there's a shift in their relationship and a growing mutual respect and affection emerges that has nothing to do with the baby they share. Hermione Granger/Severus Snape

A brief meeting between Hermione and Sherlock, as seen by our favorite sociopath. Just a bit of fun. Just added the third and final chapter of this little plot bunny... let me know what you think!

"Are we sure he's really an Inuzuka?" (The answer is no.) soulmate!au, oc insert.

His first remembered thought was "Harry? How dull." Reincarnation story. Harry Potter is nothing like what the wizarding world thought he would be. Manipulative!Dumbledore. False Prophecy. Johnlock. Severitus. Now starting second year, my take on the Chamber of Secrets. "A Study in Identity"

Sakura sees dead people. Well, two dead people to be exact. Everything changes. Sakura-centric. Indra/Sakura/Ashura

A seven year old amnesiac awoke in a stream, being rescued by two brothers. MadaraxSakura

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

It's no secret Sasuke hates the cold almost as much as he hates humans or magic. And yet, here he is, struggling through knee-high snowdrifts in a mountain pass, side by side with two humans—one of them a mage—seeking the ashes of a long dead shemlen madwoman, in a party led by a dwarf with the most offensive coloured hair and puzzling good cheer he's ever encountered. [FusionFic]

At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel*

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

KakaSaku. Modern AU. Coffee Shop AU. Military AU. Naruto Gift Exchange fic for nerazennxx.

A person who can't remember how she died, or when she died, woke up one day as Haruno Sakura. More importantly, this person knew nothing of the Naruto Universe. OC Insert-as-Sakura. Someone not exactly out to save the world, someone unknowing of the assumed future and mostly, drags her chains along, trying to survive. Introspective Fic, Gen.

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

A great loss has lasting ramifications on their relationship, ItaSaku AU/Nonmass

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Hinata met a large stranger when she was four years old that cured her wounds and tried to help her find her family before he knocked her out and left her at the gates of the Hyūga compound. Her life was never the same again. One-Shot! Huge AU! Continuation of 'Konoha's Demon Advisor' and 'The Jashinist and the Yamanaka Family'. Hoshigaki!Hinata. Yeah. You read that right.

She couldn't remember if she was a little girl, a grown woman, or some kind of wild beast. All she wants is what everyone wants- a purpose, a reason to be. The day she meets the man who embodies the ocean, is the day she chooses the path she will take in this life. Because it wasn't about her. Maybe it never was. Gen. SI/OC

Years later, living alone in the woods with half a dozen dogs, questionable reading material, and crippling non-attachment issues, Sakura realizes she has turned into her teacher. Agebent Sakura Sensei

Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. OC Self Insert Semi Hiatus

Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.

She had died only to be reborn into this world as Kakashi's younger sister. The world where peace was a mockery and the hopes and dreams of their children living their lives out was a big sham. Perhaps this was her penitence and retribution. SI-OC.

She stood between them and always would. Two brothers. One woman. A great love. Who knew love could be such a pleasure but bring so much pain? ItaSakuSasu.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...

Stranded in the desert, without food, water, or her supplies, Sakura decides to head west to the land of shifting winds and scorching sands. She knows of someone out there, someone who, above anyone else, holds the best chance of finding her in this barren land. Able to only hope her attempts to raise attention aren't in vain, she sets off across the sands toward a sense of safety.

To deserve all this shit in her last life, she had to be the sort of person who stood on top of a transmission tower during thunderstorm in wet, copper Darth Vader's cosplay, shouting "All Gods are nitwits!" Now, all she could do was behave like a little gremlin and try not to die (apparently contains tons of adorableness, fluff and jocularity - or so I'm told)

It's no secret that magical libraries can be strange, even dangerous places. When the Hogwarts library starts behaving even more oddly than usual, Hermione Granger, curse breaker and book aficionado extraordinaire, is just the woman for the job. But why does she keep running into Snape at every turn?

Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU. [COMPLETE]!

Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. From the shadows of his Dark Empire an orphan rises and tips the scales for no one can deny the power swirling behind those emerald green eyes. And so begins a ruthless game of politics and intrigue, magic and betrayal, where the weapons are hate and love - and the prize could be terrible beyond imagining.

All elite ninja have a 'Gooper' who they trust to make the poison's, salves, and variety of concoctions when they no longer have the time to do so. Information on Gooper's is always fiercely guarded and rarely known. So it was no surprise Kakashi's 'nuisance' from when he was a child who would sometimes watch the dogs for him, was actually his friend, and Gooper. A Secret? Yes.

Harry is clairvoyant; a genuine one, not like that fraud Trelawney or Madam Umbridge, who claims that the dead communicates by writing messages in her cat's litter box. It isn't fun reliving the deaths of strangers, but when the antique shop next door is placed under new management, things get interesting.

An Aburame female in Team 7? Kucho is a dark skinned girl, loves her insects, beautiful things, learning to kill without getting blood on her. Strange even among her clan and as a Queen of her Hive, she won't be taking any sh** from her soldiers. Naruto and Sasuke will get along no matter what. A mature and capable Team7 under Kakashi is coming with plenty of chaos in their wake.

Heather's not exactly sure how she got here, but at least the role of 'older sister' is a familiar one.

The Uchiha's have a history of madness, and no one knew it better than Naruto, fifth son of Tajima Uchiha. Amidst his father's mad ambition and his eldest brother Madara's thirst for revenge against the Senju and the entire world, it will take every ounce of Naruto's charm and skill at arms to save the greatest clan of the ninja world...and that still might not be enough. NaruxTsu

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect. Time Travel.

When the only female of Team 7 slowly transforms into a baby, what would the team do? [Taking place several years after the Fourth Shinobi War and before Kakashi was appointed as the new Hokage.]

After he is taken from Diagon Alley, Harry Potter's parents become determined to shield their child from anything and everything. Harry finds the loneliness of his new situation far worse than the kidnapping that prompted it. When he sees a shooting star, Harry Potter wishes for a friend, and for someone who will keep him safe. It turns out Tom Riddle is his dream come true.

It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.

Her plan was flawless. Save Shisui. Save the world. Time-travel, Sakura-centric AU

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU

A character study into why the older generations of shinobi are harsher and less inclined to compromise. SI/OC Pre-Konoha, Warring States Period. Post-Founding. Part One, the beginnings of Sekanji Terazawa. Poison Mistress, occasional kunoichi Lady, and the aunt of Orochimaru. Part Two, the establishment of Konoha and the character of the village Founders. Part Three, the end.

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

Life isn't fair - it never was fair and it never will be, not for you, not for the children forced to fight in a never-ending war, not for anyone. But count yourself lucky that unlike everyone else here, you have - had - something that nobody else has. After all, in your first world you had everything. Rebirth OC, Warring Era.

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

Kill the Kazekage and leave Suna; That was his plan until he runs into a girl at the scene, looking curiously at the body of her father. Her exotic pink hair and gem like green eyes. She was perfect. Her inherited Magnet Release and the Ichibi Jinchuriki that tagged along was just a bonus. Little did he know that this extra package would be the best thing that ever happened to him.

Professor Snape convinces Professor Granger to give a demonstration for his Defense class. (Quite fluffy, if I say so myself.)

Monkey D. Reggy was nothing like her twin brother. Or her grandfather. Or any other Monkey D's out there. Maybe it's because a cynical and eternally grouchy sixty-something-year-old hermit from another world was reincarnated as her. OC DRABBLES

As if being reborn into One Piece isn't bad enough, of course she ends up thirty years before the actual story begins. Forget trying to survive everything the world can throw at her, before any of that, she has to survive childhood as a member of the Monkey family. Self Insert

Pulled from the battlefield during the last, desperate fight against Madara, Sakura suddenly finds herself back in her genin days. She struggles to find her way back while dealing with a team that certainly notices her - but not necessarily in a good way. Rated T for language and maybe some violence. This is Sakura, after all, provoked and dangerous :)

The blood was pumping in her face so loud and hard she could feel it at the tips of her ears and at the edges of her lips, thumping with her heart. For sure she was red, the kind of red that you cannot get rid of unless you have a cooling shower, and not because she was embarrassed, although she was. She was also angry.

In my first life, a man named Gandhi said: "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." [SI, Tobirama is hokage, Minato era, more militaristic Konoha]

"I've been informed that having large breasts is a good thing. I have been told many lies." In which a wimp is destined to be the sand sibling's babysitter, and everything goes wrong even before that. SasoriXOC Semi-SI Self-Insert Lighthearted!OC The sillies are strong in this one.

Antonin's eyes studied the picture of the girl in the soft blue dress, as she was twirled around by a boy in Durmstrang robes. Krum eyed the girl, Hermione, his mouth set in a grim line. Her face could not have been more different, her eyes twinkled when he bowed, and she erupted into fits of giggles every time she was lifted, lighting up the whole picture with her smile.

She knew early on that there was something off about herself. She wasn't just Hisae. Or maybe she was, but in the very least she was pretty sure she had been someone else before who she was now. Maybe she had died? She died a lot, actually. So it probably wasn't a big deal if she'd done it before. It wasn't very good for her already tenuous grasp on reality though SemiSI/OC OneShot

Fate's strings are really more of a garotte at this point. - In which an SI OC ends up as Uchiha Sasuke's twin sister, and commences planning because this is either a seriously entertaining coma or her unfortunately permanent new reality.

Death, as Ren Haruno learns, isn't exactly a stable thing. No matter how accepting you were of the fact you were going to die you might have terrible luck and wind up reborn into a universe you once thought was fictional. Just take it from the boy who was suppose to be Sakura.

Why exactly does the paperwork seem to multiply when Hiruzen isn't looking? Just a little one-shot drabble.

Wherein Sarada learns the Sexy Jutsu and becomes more terrifying than anyone could have imagined. [crack]

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

After waking up from a horrible dream Sakura's life takes a turn for the...well something? She only hopes it will be good and will end better than her dream suggests her life will. The secret family trade is hers to learn, and in the process she will become a stronger kunoichi. Sometimes all it takes is a little wake up call. Warning: strong language, no pairings decided or planned

Wherein Sakura's late night training habits and fear of zombies set the stage for another encounter with her teammate's brother. Sequel to Popcorn.

This is the story of a child who was born to a legend. Only it's far to late for him to change anything for the better. Or is it? Semi-SI, OC Fic (My First Attempt at Plot) Ps. I'm probably gonna rewrite this anyway, just to make it flow better.

In which Sakura gets a new job as a bar backer...and Kisame is the owner. One-shot, 50 themes, and the complete product of my conversion to crack.

"Sasuke... What are you wearing?" In her inebriated state, Hinata accidentally insults Sasuke's unique sense of style.

It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).

She'd never had a mark to indicate her soulmate was out there somewhere. Well, that is until she nearly kills him. He impaled her with a sword first—her actions were totally justified. She'd thought that would be an obvious sign that they should steer clear of each other, but he seems to have different ideas. Rated T. Deviates from canon, obviously. COMPLETE.

KakaSaku. Age-swap AU. Based on the "Soulmates" prompt from the October 2015 tumblr KakaSaku fest. Kakashi has a reputation as an enfant terrible; at least, until Sakura sensei takes him under her wing. Rated M for later chapters.

Father's a shady businessman, Mother's (understandably) abandoned them and a dead person has somehow tethered themselves to Sakura's soul. It should've been obvious that it was only going to become more absurd from then on. [NaNoWriMo 2016 - Achieved. AU. Sakura-centric. Insert OC.]

Some things come on suddenly. Some things have always laid dormant. As Sakura gets reacquainted with an old companion, she finds the end of war does not mean the end of struggle, and that there are many ways in which trauma exacts its toll. "I don't want to be a patient," she said through gritted teeth, "and I don't want to be a psychopath either." And then, spat out, "Help me."

The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way. An OC insert. Sequel up.

The Ministry in their great magnanimity has decided to release low risk Death Eaters into the custody of Muggle-borns for reeducation. Hermione will teach Draco and Theo all sorts of new things. They will teach her how to be free.

Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!

It was a popular topic that civilians liked to gossip about whenever they were short on drama. And the subject of their lingering scrutiny was always, where exactly Haruno Sakura had inherited her pink hair from...For the Haruno clan was old and proud and could keep secrets just as well as any shinobi. Retake on Naruto with a very different Sakura!

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the first one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just... The middle child.

1724. All Harry wanted to do was to cross the Atlantic and start his apprenticeship under one of the most renowned physicians. Tom Riddle is convinced everything floating in the seven seas belongs to him. That includes ship-wrecked, green-eyed youths. Especially if they tell him to fuck off. [yes this is a Pirate!AU. Oneshot. Kind of?]

"I'm beginning to think that I would love to hear you scream." Tomione. Regency AU. Rated-M.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Harriet Potter wanted two things in life; to escape from the Dursley's, and to make her mark on the world. When she is brought back into the world of Magic, it is that second desire that would change everything. Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry. Rated for occasional language, mature themes, and general future-proofing. Begins 31 July, 1991, planned to run through all seven books.

3 years after war, and things have yet to settle. For Hinata, life has just begun. Lacking memory and speech, she learns to live again. For Sasuke, well...he just didn't expect to find a Hyuuga woman invading his training grounds. SasuHina PostWar. TeamTaka. One sided NaruHina.

Returning for her Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovers that the school itself has different plans for her. * time travel *

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.

The first time he saw her, he was nine and she was five. The first time he talked to her, she was twelve and he was seventeen. The first time he took real note of her, she was fifteen and he was nineteen. Little did he know that such inconsequential meetings would change everything he thought, felt, and did. ItachiXSakura. AU Non-Massacre. 50 shinobi theme #40. Heartstrings.

Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.

Sakura finds herself trapped in the past and discovers a new family along the way, however unwilling she may be. Time travel. Fix-it fic. Sakura-centric.

"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."

A nameless girl trying to figure out who she is. A village's pariah who will do anything to prove his strength. Sometimes, to stay above the water, one must dive in first. But there's no guarantee one will ever rise again.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

ItaSaku. Naruto-verse. Based directly on tumblr user itasaku's "Hokage Sakura" post. Sakura is Hokage, and Itachi is her faithful ANBU attendant... who is trying desperately to get her attention. Rated M. PWP.

Minato decides to rant about the utterly horrifying, completely improper, and (most likely) emotionally abusive relationship his daughter shares with her teammate, Sasuke Uchiha. Iruka tries to get the Hokage to deal with his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru Companion piece to Fugaku's Laments (An Ideal World Fic)

Takes place beginning after the end of HP7 (not epilogue compliant, slight AU) and runs through Sherlock 3.1 (Empty Hearse) so far. Series of shorts. Hermione is Sherlock's cousin. T for language. See preface for more background. Also, no real plot, just lurking around the edges of the original stories and fun might-have-beens. HG/FW/GW (off screen); no pairing for Sherlock

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)

HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.

After he left ANBU, Kakashi's friends see him as a loner, cold and withdrawn. As a veterinarian, Inuzuka Hana has the rare chance to see his tender side when he cares for his ninken. Change is slow but should be nurtured.

They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Sakura was not the type of person to linger over her own demise, but sitting at a dinner table with Itachi and Sasuke as her flesh and blood cousins she realises that perhaps her death should have been more thought out. Well, being an Uchiha instead of a Haruno couldn't be that bad, right? AU Time-Travel fic in which Sakura is totally screwed over. (5th chapter will become 6th)

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that an Uchiha in possession of the Mangekyō Sharingan must be in want of a wife."

[HG/SS]: Neville cultures a rare plant sacred to the centaur in the hopes of curing his parents so his children can get to know their grandparents. He brings it to Hermione to analyze in the hopes he can use it to heal their condition. Things do not go as planned.

In which Sakura is living with both Naruto and Sasuke in the Hokage mansion, and comes to the realization that if she doesn't move out soon, she'll likely bash their heads in. Which might be slightly problematic, since killing the Hokage is punishable by death. And Shikamaru, as the Hokage's advisor, is being dragged into the mess and just wishes he was born a cloud. COMPLETE.

SasuHina. Once upon a time, there was a princess who was exiled...

Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. SI

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.

Hermione Granger, graduate student, needs a cheap apartment that is free of excessive cats, groping men, or weird smells. Abraxas Malfoy wants another housemate. The only problem is Tom Riddle. AU. Really AU. No, really. COMPLETE.

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

SEQUEL of Neighbors. At least now when Hinata loses the keys to her place, Sasuke would right there with the matching pair.

Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?

Hinata had locked herself out of her apartment and well... Sasuke was kind of to the rescue.

Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.

Naruto is finally Hokage. Sasuke is infamous in the Land of Fire for being a ruthless killer. Sakura is... a chuunin. She feels content with her life, until two Uchiha brothers come by, reminding her once more that she is stuck in the shadow of others. It's time to change, become special in her own right. If only she wasn't stuck babysitting a murderer. ItaSakuSasu, AU. Post-manga.

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

A silly little Marriage Law ficlet. I'm pretty sure every H/S author is required to write one at some point. It's like a rite of passage.- Someone comes to Hogwarts with PLANS, but there are curious surprises at every turn.

Kakashi was one of the best Ninja in Konoha, so when the Hokage became worried about traitors in the ANBU, it made perfect sense to assign him the mission to remove them. However the Hokage's second request was another story. After all, what did he know about being a parent?

Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

In which Severus is a writer, Hermione is his editor, and the two of them fall in love without ever realizing it; it just sort of happens, like rainy days and falling asleep. [AU][Sevione]

This is the kind of thing I had always dreamed about, but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.

Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry

HG/SS, AU: No one knew the true emotional toll on Hermione Granger after the Second Wizarding War – no one save Severus Snape - the one person who carried his own carefully hidden scars. This is a tale of sacrifice, innocence lost, pain remembered, respect gained, trust found, faith born of something greater than one can find alone, and ultimately a love that transcends age.

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

In which Aburame Shino is the moth and Uzumaki Naruto is the flame. Female!Naruto.

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

Time-Travel fic. She appeared out of nowhere, protected by the chakra of a fallen Uzumaki. Uzumaki Mito named her Takara as she was once treasured by an Uzumaki. Takara, who would become her dearest friend. Takara, who claims to remember nothing. Takara, who will change the shinobi world for the Uzumaki who treasured her. Takara with her pink hair and green eyes.

Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.

"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC

Every time he wanted to apologize, she would reply, "We were too young, we were too selfish and you were too lost." It had taken two words to shatter their bond. But it took many more to heal it. SasuSaku

What might have been if Kuina had survived her fall down the dojo stairs. She and Zoro strive to become the greatest swordsman in the world, allegiances and promises notwithstanding. Chapter 18 (Season 2): As Smoker's crew begins to regather, a disturbing directive suddenly arrives from Ennies Lobby...

Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

AU Non-massacre. Uchiha Itachi meets Haruno Sakura in different intervals and each time he understands his little brother a little more.

Sasuke Uchiha is Rookie of the Year and son of the police chief. Naruko Namikaze is prime Kunoichi and hero of Konoha, daughter of the Yondaime Hokage. Hence, the dead last assigned to their team is Shinku Haruno...son of civilians. There is no rising from the lower levels when you're surrounded by prodigies. Just live through the nightmare...and hope to wake up to a better day.

"This belongs to you." She hissed at him, thrusting his older cousin towards him as if he were the guilty owner responsible for the misbehaving puppy that had just peed on her carpet. [oneshot] AU non-mass CRACK [slight ItaSaku]

Life in 221B Baker Street. Sequel to Flatmates.

He was The Uchiha Sasuke. He was the ex-Avenger, the most feared shinobi in the great nations! He was- "Daddy, I wanna get down!" -a loving father.

Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.] RaiGen

Gently tracing the crease between his brows, the young witch wondered just how much she didn't know about the old wizard lying in the hospital bed before her. Slowly he opened his eyes and looked at her sadly for one last time. "Hermione," He whispered, "come back to me..." - A story involves an unusual form of time traveling and a timeless love.

Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

Hermione leaves the wizarding world and moves in with an old friend of her parents. Imagine her surpise when she learns who her new flatmates are.

The peach dropped from her hand and knocked into the wheel of the fruit stand with a soft thud. He looked so ordinary that she had almost missed him in the crowd. In fact, the domesticity of the scene was what made her hesitate. That and the fact that Uchiha Itachi had walked up next to her and was currently conflicted between buying either a dozen pears or a dozen plums. ItaSaku.

In a world of many options, he only really needs one. In-Universe, post-War Sasuhina. Finished.

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

"Standards at the Ministry have clearly slipped from abominable to abysmal during my absence, if this half-baked effort to bring Avery to justice is any indication." Hermione Granger never gives up, even when she really ought to. Fugitives from justice, international intrigue and dead men offering Jaffa cakes will change nothing in that regard. EWE

Promise: To commit oneself by a promise to do or give; pledge. Kakashi x OC Slow burner. I don't own Naruto (only the OCs)

Naruko Uzumaki found a boy in the Park who didn't immediately spurn her. From there nothing changes, yet everything does. Proof that an OC doesn't need to be powerful or even a Shinobi to make a difference...and proof that I can write something different from Angst. Fem-Naruto. Oc.

Harry Potter 'just knows' things. Tom Riddle just assumes he's an idiot. The things they couldn't have known… An odd sort of time-travel fic. AU. eventual HP/TMR. slash.

Sakura would never, ever, pick up any snails or other living beings on her way home from a double hospital shift again. [Twoshot]

"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

Time has passed for the Inu-tachi after the sealing of the well, trapping Kagome in the feudal era. Now in service to Sesshomaru's mother, Kagome meets them all again as unrest in the north draws them back together

One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.

[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.

Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Seven years down the road, their marriage is falling apart.

In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU

Written for the 2012 Livejournal SSHG Exchange. When a determined Hufflepuff decides that Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are meant for each other, they really don't stand a chance. *NOW COMPLETE!*

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.

Sakura's first solo mission places her undercover in the Land of Hot Springs. Unknown to her, Sasuke's been sent by Orochimaru on the same mission and paths that diverged, cross again. Pre-Shippuden...barely.

Severus Snape revives a medieval potion, and Hermione steps in to help her friends deal with the uncomfortable aftermath. However, she soon begins to question who are truly her friends and who actually needs her help. EWE; Written for Sixpence Jones during 2012 SSHG Exchange.

For what should have happened and what did. /Luna has a ghost she favors over the others. He has no eyes./

Four times the BAU profiled the Avengers, and one time the Avengers returned the favor.

You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.

The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-

When Kikyo is resurrected by a shadowy enemy, Kagome loses her own humanity. Transformed into a demon, she learns to adapt in the halls of the Western Fortress. A Kagome-turns-demon story like no other begins now!

They said luck was what happened when preparation met opportunity. That must mean she was just really very unlucky. GaaIno.

Sasu/Saku. The day Sasuke lost Naruto's respect forever was the day the blond saw him apologizing to Sakura.

She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC

"In fifty days, Uchiha Sasuke will be executed." For fifty days, she will visit him. For fifty days, he will fall steadily in love. —Sasuke/Hinata

It wasn't love. She did it because in that moment they had known the same pain. Raising a child she never planned on, Sakura tries find a way to prove Uchiha Itachi was not the man Konoha, Sasuke, believed him to be. She'll do it even if she has to alone.

"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.

Akina wasn't a shinobi - she just knew a few family techniques. And quite frankly, just the thought (or memory) of facing off against one was enough to scare her out of her mind. Kakashi was... a bit... well, who knows? At least Gai for all his eccentricity, was a nice, honest person. And, Ibiki well, he was just amused. One-shot.

Itachi wanted to have some time to himself after a clan meeting. Sakura had had a rough day at the clinic. They both wanted dinner at the same restaurant. But when said restaurant had only one table open when they arrived, the two acquaintances were thrown together to find that perhaps neither had really wanted to sit alone. NonMass ItaSaku

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

"I ingested veela blood last week and all I want to do now is fu- I mean have sex with you!" He really didn't seem pleased with the idea. DRAMIONE. Coarse Language, Sexual content.

In the aftermath of the war and Hermione's break-up with Ron, things go downhill quickly. But Hermione is resourceful; soon she's carved out a means of survival...until The Serpent arrives, threatening everything she's worked so hard to protect. AUish, EWE, rated M even though I think it might be an acceptable T. Written for WeasleySeeker's "Italian musical term" challenge on HPFC.

AU KakaSaku set in Edo-period Japan. Sakura is the descendant of a red-haired foreigner as well as a merchant's daughter. Kakashi is a local samurai who has fallen on hard times, a man whose pride has been broken down to this point. Love comes after. Crossposted on Ao3

When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?

Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku

Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.

One person's nervous tic, is another's nervous joy.

For years it remained hidden behind a patch, his glimpse into another life. But when he reaches Hogwarts, this sight, and the mind it leads him to, will help him see the other side of the playing field. Independent!Harry, potentially HPLV.

Sakura's too young, Kakashi's too...different, and neither knows what to do with a real, live friend. They both want one, though.

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

Sakura fought Gaara in the Chuunin exam, leaving her scarred physically and mentally. Four years later, the Kazekage wants her as his assistant. Can she overcome her demons and confront the object of her nightmares: Gaara? GaaSaku, mild SasuSaku. AU

"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.

After the Final Battle, everyone has their demons to wrestle...

When Sakura was given her first godmother assignment, she had been expecting a lonely young orphan with evil step-relatives who was friends with mice. What she got instead was a perverted, unmarried, over-the-hill prince. Kakasaku. -Cover by dimisfit-

From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

It was strange. Was it fate or was it just coincidental? Konoha was a big busy city, how could two people run into each other every other week on accident? Not to mention that they were complete strangers. Hinata just wants to take his picture One-shot AU

There's something strangely familiar about Kagome's new dog. Sess/Kag.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

It was a Thursday night at roughly 9:03 p.m. in which Hinata discovered just how magnificent Sasuke Uchiha's nose really was. SasuHina

Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

The clock is ticking. —SasuSaku.

Hermione's intellect has finally gotten the better of her, she's in her final year and dead bored. Then she finds something that piques her interest. Unbeknownst to her, its the start of a war. A prank war. But who will be the reigning champion? HG/SS AU

After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…

Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP

After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!

A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.

AU: Only Sasuke could make her want to kick him right where it hurts most, and yet still kiss him with all the passion of a thousand burning suns at the same time. Only Sasuke. Che, stupid teme … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!

At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

Itachi never paid much attention to the antics of his admirers, including the gifts they sent. However when a gift, presumably from one of them, landed him in hospital, he could no longer disregard it. Non-massacre AU. Ita/Saku. 50 shinobi Theme No: 14

AU, SasuHina. The field-trip from hell. In which Sasuke is paired up with the timid wallflower from another class and is forced to note five facts about her before the day is through. But will he find something more? Obviously.

As a child, Hermione had been fascinated with Severus Snape's first year speech, but was it possible that he'd actually managed to stopper death? HG/SS pre-romance

The war is over, and the recovering Wizarding Community adopts a new Marriage Law to cope with the sudden rise of bloodsicknesses. Poor Oliver, he's about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand! Not HBP Com.

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

Majority of Konoha's clueless denizens expected the eldest Uchiha heir to chase after his father's shadow. They were very much surprised to watch him chase after Sakura's. --- oneshot, implied sasusaku.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE

Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.

Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.

In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.

After a great war, Kisame and Sakura follow their own paths. Sakura is a geisha, and Kisame just happens to find her. Kisa/Saku. Rated for lemons.

It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?

Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.

Sakura never thought she'd see Sasuke again, but as fate would have it their missions collide and she finds her hope as been renewed...but will she be able to save Sasuke from himself in the midst of plans of war?

Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak

Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.

Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

Learning to sleep would never be this hard for a normal person. Gaara would consider himself lucky that he has a medic's help . . . If she'd keep her hands to herself, that is. GaaSaku, rated for petting and banter, oneshot.

Epilogue! Paige suddenly finds herself in a world with ninjas. Will she be able to use her unique abilities in her new surroundings? Can she trust these people, or her own heart? ShinoxOC, SasuxSaku, NaruxHina Read&Review Plz!

Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.

It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.

In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]

Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]

AUOneshot. Hermione made friends with two entirely different boys, and it makes for an entirely different school experience.

Hermione learns that the Ministry is serious about its fine print and Draco and Severus find themselves dueling for a prize neither wants. Marriage Law, sort of.

When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!

Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.

I dont own Naruto and Co.HinaSasu: Hinata has to get stronger, she has one year. Who else will be good enough to teach her, but the legendary E END.

After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Warmth can be found in the most unexpected places. SasuHina Oneshot.

You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot

She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]

Captured by Death Eaters, Hermione attempts to save herself through the use of an old magic.

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

The Healers blatantly ignored him. No sense in spending time and money to save a patient for later execution. Better to let him die now. Better for everyone concerned. COMPLETE.

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS

If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*