My name's Nortey. Weird name, huh? But it's also Adebayor--and Dillan. Confused ? You should be.

Anyway, the first piece I'll be doing are Maximum Ride fanfics-only now Max has been turned into a boy and Fang is a girl-Basically, the male Flock members are girls and the female members are boys. Follow as they deal with the pains, humiliations and bad jokes of adulthood. Unfortunately, they still have several enemies still out there, including Dean Amy, the Ratz, Officer XV, and several other threats. Also, there's the fact they have to keep sneaking out just to get pretzels--and they live in New York City, where you can get pretzels almost anywhere. So watch them as they battle numerous enemies, sneak out to get fast food, and help solve the problems of their fellow students. I can finally do it now I've got my own laptop!

I'm presenting it in a TV series format, with one story, one chapter. You know, like The New Adventures of Phineas and Ferb. (Keep up the good work, Blackspiderman!) Only the theme song for this series will be Madvillain's "All Caps." I might even do some Adventure Time and Regular Show fanfictions once the first ten episodes of "Maximum Ride-Adventures of The Flock" are out. I don't have time to go into the details, but it's gonna be awesome!

Name:Nortey Dowuona

Age:16

Country:Ghana/USA

Favorite hobbies:Playing football/surfing the 'Net/playing video games/rapping/watching TV/making up stories

Favorite person: My Mom

Least Favorite People:My brothers

First crush:Alison

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself (Hahaha... I do this all the time)
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (Happens a lot)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (Yep)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!' (Haha... yes!)
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.(Obviously)
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.(Kinda. I actually disappear off the face of the Earth for about five weeks.)
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(Not really. But it can happen sometimes)
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.(Yeah... when I do email)
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. (Yeah. Sometimes.)
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. (Yep)
the letters are starting to wear off on your keyboard(No. I just got this keyboard yesterday.)
-people think you might have ADD. (Some of my friends do.)
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I do have it though!)
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (I'm guilty of this a lot.)
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason. (Yep. I just did a few seconds ago.)
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (Yeah.)
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you worship English 101. (OF COURSE I LOVE ENGLISH!! Our teacher who used to teach English(now she switched with our math teacher and is teaching math) is really strict, but I realized that's because she wants us to learn and try to get it stuck in our head.)
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Thanks, mnmdancin12!