Welcome to my profile!

Basics

Behind the Username: Rei is my nickname and Sakka (作家) means writer, author, artist, novelist

Account type: mostly for M rated stories

[sumire is actully an oc]

Full Name: Dairaku, Sumire

Kanji:大楽 菫

Pronunciation: Die-Rah-Kuu, Suu-Me-Rei

Name meaning: Sumire - Violet

Nicknames(s): Rei

Age: 15

Blood Type: Type AB

Best: Cool, controlled, rational, sociable,

Traits: adaptable

Worst: Critical, indecisive, forgetful,

Traits: irresponsible, "split personality"

Date of birth: August 28

Occupation: Waitress at maid café

Physical

Sex: Female

Height: 5’11”

Weight: 146

Skin: slightly tan

Hair: purple

Eyes: red/violet

Left/Right Handed: right

STORY'S INFO

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January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I shot

July I danced with

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A homo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Me- I loved a French fry because the voices told me to. (Rei: HA! Nice!)

My favorite quotes:

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I'm not clumsy…the floor just hates me..

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, stupidity did. Curiosity was just framed.

When in doubt, make up words! (Rei: today I fliminbangled a toster)

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When life hands you lemons, make a chocolate milkshake, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and yell “Bitch!! I asked for Dr. Pepper”

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal.

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me.

I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHINY!.

A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends.

Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I smile because you've all finally driven me insan

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected

Taking over the world is hard

1 out of every 4 people is insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

My imaginary friend, named Lucienda Pedophileran, thinks that you have serious problems.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (eek)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You're intoxicated by my very presence

I agree with the dictionary. Gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love, success before work!!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (well I think People.. KILL GUNS *gets shot for the nigahiga reference*)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(Oh, please! I’m not that small minded... I plan to take over the universe *looks to the right* I wasn’t supposed to mention that... oh... oops.. hehe..)