Hey peeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is WingAndSoulLover2000 here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here are some facts about myself!!!!!!!!

i love reading

i love fanfiction

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love my animals (there are 7 of them)

i love my ipod

i love my tablet

i love food

i have a real name that is not WingLover2000 (if you thought that, you might suffer from stupidity)

i love my family

i have curly dark red hair (i dyed it and i'm proud of the color it turned out to be)

i have green eyes

i love my laptop

i love youtube

i love chocolate

i love...a lot more things that i cant think of right now

i changed my pen name, it was origanally WingLover2000

Fav singers

skillet

the wanted

seether

my chemical romance

NOT one direction

sick puppys

shinedown

a lot more

Fav songs

all time low by the wanted

the last night by skillet

country song by Seether

unity by shindown

through the ghost by shindown

riptide by sick puppys

odd one by sick puppys

maybe by sick puppys

hero by skillet

awake and alive by skillet

comatose by skillet

monster by skillet

don't wake me by skillet

forgiven by skillet

sometimes by skillet

welcome to the black parade by my chemical romance

and a lot more

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

sure...but fang is hotter...XD

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

oh yes!!

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

duh

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

ahwri...i think...idk how pronunciations work...

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

not really...

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

no...but i was shocked *flashback* gasp "what????"

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

definately *did i spell that right?*

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

i wish i did...but i was borrowing it...

9. Who is your favorite character?

max or fang...not sure

10. Did you like Jeb?

never

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

yah...i didnt think angel would be right

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

yes TFW was the worst book of the series!

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

i did with angels but i understood nudges attitude

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

MAX because of all the Faxness

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

um...Me Against the World by Simple Plan, it fits PERFECTLY! Listen to it!! I dare u

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Yup! I sure do! Wait...does anyone else? Cuz, if not, now I feel like a weirdo

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

i like the mystery

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Max and Fang should play guitar, Iggy should do drums, Nudge would do keyboard, Gazzy, um, bass? and Angel, uhm, she should do...I have no idea

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

it was too different...off topic, global warming obsessed, and too much Brigid!

MAXIMUM RIDE ROCKS!

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Hey, you. Yes, you, sitting there reading this.

You may not believe this, but I swear to you it's true.

You are beautiful just the way you are. You're an amazing, talented person and you can make it through. There is someone out there that cares about you, there are multiple people out there that care about you, and I'm one of them. :) So don't give up.

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out March 15, 2010)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

"Every book has an ending...but in life every ending is a new beginning"

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."

"People think it must be fun to be smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"

"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you stink.”

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"We may not make good decisions But heck, we make good stories."

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's

brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?(This one's dedicated to my friend Danielle...HAHA!!!)

Aren't the good things that come to those who wait just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?(I hope not)

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

“Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." Willy Wonka I believe.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I get a parachute, and save your stupid butt.

I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Someday we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Even if the voices aren’t real, they have some good ideas

There are 3 kinds of people, those who learn by reading, a few who learn from observation and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. :)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends (sorry guys ;D)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end in "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away"

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."(*counts on fingers*one, two, three...uh oh)

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
''Hold my purse.''

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go and beat him up.

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "I'd run if i were you!"

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a baby stroller: "Warning: Remove infant before folding stroller." (what did you think you were supposed to do?)

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (how...?)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (We also do that with grapes at lunch time! :D Me and my friends know how to have fun!)
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (it was red fruit punch too. Lol)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (I didn't realized until I was going to bed)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (underwear)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (Me: I don't do stupid things. I'm the complete opposite of stupid. Random kid: What's 3 times 0? Me: 3, der. ... Wait...)
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Cat...Bird...)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

You kow you are obsessed with TheHost when...

1)you want a relationship with someone to be exactly like Ian and Wanda's.

2)you want a relationship with someone to be exactly like Mel and Jared's

3)you hate Kyle and hate anyone named Kyle

4)you actually WANT to be short

5)you want those silver rings around your eyes

6)you went to see the movie the day it came out (i did. dont be ashamed!)

7)you read only your fav parts when you read the book over again for the millionth time

8)you cried when Wes died

9)you cried the last 200 pages

10)you read all the fanfictions about Wanda and Ian

11)you readall the fanfictions anout Mel and Jared

12)you NEVER read any fanfictions about Kyle

13)you think Saoirse Ronan was the perfect person to play Mel if she had blonde hair

14)you love Max Irons

15)you love Jake Abel

16)you love that Wanda is short and Ian is like a giant to her

17)you are in love with the book

18)you are in love with the movie

19)you love Max's british accent! (i do!)

20)you have watched all the interviews on youtube

21)you just love all the character choices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a quick shout out to my big sister, pinkpearlwings07!!!!!!!!