Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...

Stiles wants to help Derek. Derek/Stiles Full summary inside. COMPLETED

Every alpha werewolf needs to choose a mate. Derek has chosen, and he knows nothing about taking things slow. Derek/Stiles, pure Sterek fluff n smut.

So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU

Story begins five months after Bella's birthday party. Jasper returns. What will he find? J/B story. Lemons in the future.

Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.

Hermione works at the twins shop the summer before seventh year, making business boom. Going back to school, she has a job offer and new friends. What happens when a marriage law throws a wrench in Hermione's carefully set plan?

Percy Jackson had gleaned a couple of things from the return of Nico di Angelo in his life: One, everything is better when you're drunk. Two: cigarettes taste bad but could be worse. Three: he might possibly be the teeniest-tiniest bit unequivocally gay.

Seductively Sexy Contest Cherry-popping runner up. A not-so-squeaky clean Bella ends up doing community service. Unlucky Bella has a knack for finding trouble. In the world of the supernatural, that's a problem. Some OOC, contains lemon and brief drug use.

Derek offers to turn Stiles. It's the only way he can think to protect him. But will Stiles be able to handle the implied relationship that comes with taking Derek's offer?

Written for the 'Teach me the nasty' contest. Bella Swan knows the deadly secret of Professor Cullen, yet she can't help being attracted to him.

Twisted Twilight. Alice 'saw' it all, but so did some-one else & they weren't letting Bella go through that. They were also going to make sure she ended up with the right Vamp. This Bella has Balls. NOMINATED Best Bella/Best Humour in THE SUNFLOWER AWARDS

Edward left Bella in New Moon, but while he was doing so, Bella grew some back-bone and told him off. Now two years later Jasper comes to Bella saying he needs her help. He left Alice, because she cheated on him... with Edward.

Maximum Ride is an assassin. She's the best at what she does, no questions asked - until she meets Fang Martin and the line between black and white starts to blur. He holds the answers to questions she didn't know she had - but the only way to get them is to defy orders and keep him alive. It isn't going to be easy.

non-magic AU. Remus J. Lupin is a seventeen-year-old gay highschooler with a problem. Sirius Black is a twenty three year old straight tattoo artist with a BA girlfriend. What happens when they fall in love? M FOR A REASON PEOPLE! So if you're not 18, please read something else.

Max is a leader of a Gang in her town. There are 5 major gangs that rule it. Fang is the leader of "The Flock." Max has two lives one at school and at home, and one with her gang. What happens when a gang leader transfers to her school? FAX/NIGGY T PLUS

Max is an average student at her highschool. Until the new mystery guy shows up. And with him brings adventure, drama, fights, horror, and buried secrets. It'll be a miracle if anyone could stay alive until the end of the year. FAX! All HUMAN!

Bella and Paul have a hate/hate relationship. Screaming matches, Check. Angry sex, check. But what happens when Paul phases and imprints on Bella the same day that Edward decides he wants her back. thats all she wanted, right?. Rated Mature. FINISHED!

Surprisingly, Derek is there for Stiles when he needs him.

Derek's been acting strange, stranger than normal, but when he buys a pink gameboy Stiles starts to get really worried, and then everything falls into place.

Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!

Vampires don't exist...or do they? Bella's secret knowledge of vampires is inadvertently brought to surface when she & her friends are all thrown in the path of fate.

A Kanima's for Life, not just for Christmas.

Wally and Roy test each others' trust in the other. Roy/Wally Slash

Cinderella story AU. Stiles lives life being forced to work for his step-father Peter and two step-siblings Isaac and Erica. He gets through it though. With his amazing friends, Scott and Danny, and his mysterious online pen-pal, DH, life isn't so hard. But the questions remain. Who is DH? And how the hell is Stiles going to get to the Halloween dance to meet him!

AU Quarterback Conner Kent always wished he could be like his dad, but he always felt like he could never live up to his perfection. However, his new tutor will teach him something so much more meaningful than math

Stiles is bitten in the ass by a flamboyant werewolf. Because at the time he thinks it's funny, he calls Derek.. Rated M for language, violence and adult situations. AU, Stiles is in College. Sterek, slight Allison/Scott

Sterek. Prompt fill. Starts when Stiles goes to buy condoms for Scott at a gas station and runs into Derek. Follows the course of Stiles and Derek's relationship. Set about 2 years after series start Coda to 2x06 ish.

It's awkward enough that Stiles meets Derek on an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures - is it really necessary for some of the lore to be true? AU

Listening to Jasper tease Edward about 'finally having a female on top of him' and hearing Edward's hissed reply from underneath my bed was more than I could take. "I've heard of monsters under the bed, but this is just ridiculous." AU, Bella x Peter

"And so it was decreed that each year, the twelve districts of Panem shall offer up in tribute the men and women aged 18 years who have not pair bonded with a mate, to compete to be deemed worthy enough to procreate." AU, Peeta's POV, note the M rating. This fic now has a beautiful banner, made by Ro Nordmann! Copy and paste and take out the spaces: h t t p :/tinyurl . com/c99udmf

Part Two of STRANGE LIVES - When half a dead woman is found in the woods outside Beacon Hills, Special Agents Stilinski and Martin return to their hometown to investigate. (Derek/Stiles, AU.)

An adventure can spice up Max's vacation in Spain. It definitely didn't include a gorgeous dark-haired guy who is 211 years old! Now Max has to teach this guy the works of 21st century. No add-ons included. What if love blooms? WARNING: MAYA INCLUDED.

Derek was in an accident and has been at the Beacon Hills Long-Term Care hospital for almost a year. He doesn't remember anything. But there's an odd, quirky boy that has been there since day one for him... even though he's a werewolf. Sterek AU.

Jackson and Scott need to work on their issues before the rest of the pack can work out where they fit in. Who will come out on top?

Robin gets a haircut. Kid Flash freaks out accordingly. "Rob-dude, WHY? Half of that hair was mine!" KF/Robin CRACK-ish fluff.

Chris Argent was a master of the well crafted lie. He knew that the best lie had the most truth in it.

Mafia: Cold-blooded, ruthless killers? Or family? When Bella moves to New York she gets sucked into a life she was taught to fear. She gets in too deep and is left with an ultimatum: love or death? Will love concur all or is she a dead girl walking? B/EM

Jeb abuses Max,kills Mom and Ella.Max enters an abuse rehab place,meeting Fang and his friends.Afraid Jeb will hurt her again,Max feels vulnerable.Fang makes her feel safe again and shows her she can move on.She shows him he can live life again.No wings.

To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.

Its amazing how much we take the dumbest of things for granted. I realized that as I tried to sign my name to a hospital release form and could barely form the 'W' without using every ounce of focus I had. Sequel to Turning the Lights out. M/M future smut

Now, not only did I have a girlfriend I didn't find myself attracted to but a best guy friend that I wanted naked and bent over a desk screaming out my name. Ugh. Robin over a desk would be so hot right now. Rated M for heavy Lemons. M/M slash KF x Rob

2 years after Edward Leaves Bella, she finally attends college in Texas. From her first day, her world is turned upside down. My first FanFic...be gentle...

I sighed and quickly pounced on him kissing him. This seemed to be the only way I got any progress with the ice queen known as Damian. Bart x Damian; One shot- Smut/Lemons

Law Number 8 Pizza toppings are not an acceptable thing to have a wolf fight over. Law Number 21 Super glue is not an acceptable way to silence Stiles. Law number 18 If you steal food off the sheriffs plate you can't whine if he stabs you with a fork.

In this moment, they are complete.

Dick sneaks out to Star City to confront Roy about his newly discovered feelings for him, and he chickens out. Luckily, Roy stumbles upon a way to prompt conversation...

This is going to be a collection of one/two shot stories that I have been requested to write. They're probably all going to be pretty much smut. If you want something specific message me or leave it in a review and I'll add it

What if Max and the Flock had never gotten “the talk”? What is the outcome of an adolescence without an adult and knowledge of societal norms?

Derek just opened the door and walked inside pretending his pack mates hadn't just asked him to make a home porno with two barely legal males. Nothing said friendship like public humiliation.

Tempers flare and personalities clash as Bella cares for an injured Emmett, but does that hate translate into love? AU/AH.

"Out of all the vamps in the world, I just had to run into a retarded one. And, really, sparkling vampires? So lame. Whats next-meowing werewolves?" What happens when a bored vampire meets a cynical human with nothing left to lose? Peter/Bella

Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak develop a quirky friendship, one consisting of books, swings, and a proposal from Dean. Twenty-one years later Castiel returns the favor. AU

When Sam Uley disappears, darkness begins to creep into the small town of Forks, trapping Bella under the watchful eyes of a father. But Charlie isn't the only one watching... An imprint is for life... at least that's what they said.

When Young Justice's littlest member goes through a personal trauma it only serves to create a powerful new bond between him and the clone of the Man from Krypton. SB/R Warning: Possible triggers: nearly averted non-con, talk of off-screen happenings.

Emmett’s sick of the scene he’s in, and thinking hard, when fate drops something unexpected right in his lap. Something soft. AH, AU, non-canon pairings. Rated M for dirty words, and dirtier lemons.

Far from your typical Head Boy/Head Girl scenario. Don't think 'cease and desist', think 'seize and displease'. But how far can Hermione go before she's in too deep? Slytherins do have a way of clouding one's judgement. Rated for language, themes, scenes.

"This is more important, Char! There are rules and she is proof someone is going around breaking them! We should have just killed her." "I think there is a better question, Peter. How she's still alive." Will be Bella/Jasper. R&R!

Everybody's favorite blind pyro has found out some interesting things about a certain Flock leader that brings the two together in a pretty twisted way. Miggy!

Despite his outward disposition, Superboy really does have a gentle heart.

Set in NM. Jacob is the last straw - Bella leaves Forks. Victoria finally makes her move. Tortured, broken and dying, Bella is left to meet her end, but instead finds her salvation. Gravity does strange things and pulls odd people together. Lem/Lang.

Rated T: She stopped hearing voices. He stopped mimicking. Her voice lost meaning. He forgot to listen. Her Voice left her for dead. His voice was lost to the wind. But they slipped up, and the walls are crumbling. How much longer can they stand?

Max is sent to Hadley military school for Americas worst teens. But everything at Hadley is not as it seems. Students keep disappearing, teachers seem to have inhuman powers, and Max can feel herself changing with every second she spends there. Fax!

A parody of the Breaking Dawn wedding night. There will no fade to black, but you may find yourself wishing there was. One-shot.

Batman hates road trips, especailly when the rest of the Justice Leauge and their kiddies come along for the ride.

Robin has a little "slip of the tongue".

It happened before. It will happen again. It's just a question of when. Guess what La Push... TIME'S UP! A short drabble written as a gift for gredelina1. Not for Jacob fans.

"When he was seven, Dean Winchester was convinced that he was going to marry Castiel Novak when he grew up." High School AU. Rated for drug use, FLUFF, and foolishness.

Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.

So while rereading 'DH' I noticed MULTIPLE sexual innuendos, and thus, this little PWP ficcy was born. M for smut.

Bella wants sex but Edward isn't putting out, so she comes up with a plan. She's going to find a guy that'll teach her everything he knows about sex. Who better to ask for help than La Push's not so friendly, but still hot as hell, sex-god/werewolf Paul.

What was the real story behind Jasper's almost-attack on Bella at the birthday party? And what does it have to do with a mysterious history project? Bella & Jasper eventually, with plenty of Darkward thrown in for good measure. M for language.

If George and Hermione could just spend less time arguing they could perhaps finish this sometime this century. And maybe Cedric wouldn't have to smother himself to death. Het, Slash, Love-potion-made-them-do-it, Language, Innuendo, Cedric's POV.

Max got caught up in the messed up life of Nickolas Walker. She, being a federal agent, had saved his butt just one too many times, and suddenly she finds herself stuck with him and all of his secrets. And just maybe...falling for him. FAX.

HIATUS. Life is never perfect and Bella's is far from it. But when her family moves to Texas, she meets Jasper. Can he teach her to just let go? Can Jasper - someone with his own hardships - save a girl who has kept her heart locked away for so long? AH

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw him. He was standing on top of an elephant, of all places. What could have possibly possessed a vampire to join the circus? And just how big is his disco stick? I simply had to know. My 'Devils In The Details' Entry

A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed

Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...

Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?

Bella grows up and Edward never can. She turns to Jasper for help. Time changes all things, even vampires. AU. Disclaimer: None of this is owned by this tiredwriter, it is meant for enjoyment, not profit.

More than anything, he wanted to be able to give her what she wanted and what she deserved.

Robin craved Wally who craved more than Megan. WallyxDick smut. If you do not like it, don't read it. Simple as that.

Sirius is filthy and Remus is Gorgeous. Plotless Smut. Songfic

Can a sparkling meteor lead to true love for Isabella Swan?

He shuddered, "Percy, if you want to leave this room innocent, you will stop touching me."

Bella thought that Edward was her soul mate, but meets Jasper's brother. Peter is visiting his brother after Charlotte leaves him and sees the girl of his dreams. Can a relationship between a human and human-drinking vampire work? AU after Twilight.

She isn't used to this kind of magic. It is dark magic, magic that threatens her very existence. Yet it's the only way to capture a boy, who despite his silvery blond hair, is as dark as the magic himself, and doomed to become the Dark Lord's creature.

When Speedy and Robin have to much time on their hands, they find some pretty interesting things to do.

Why is Sirius dressed as Santa? And why is Remus whispering naughty things in his ear? Rated for Christmas related innuendos. It's short. I know. ENJOY!

One-shot. Miggy. He counts the ways he loves her to reassure himself that he's still here.

Its Bella's first day back at school, what happens when she becomes the object of not one, but two vampires? Edwards Obsessed and Jasper's in love. Darkward story. M For future lemons and language

The pull of soul mates cannot be ignored. Jasper and Bella find themselves caught in a wirlwind of memories from past lives, as a dark threat starts closing in. If there's one thing they've learned over the centuries, it's this: True love never dies.

Padfoot writes his Moony a poem.

James and Peter can't let Sirius and Remus feel the love tonight. If they do it will ruin the Marauder schematic and their Maraudering days with Wormtail and Prongs will be history! SB/RL No likey, no ready. Flames will be used for roasting weenies.

Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?

AU. Non-canon pairings. Bella has grown up with the Cullens, known them for years, and one day, all of a sudden, some things change... "For the Love of Jasper" Contest Entry.

AU: Paul's POV of "What was she doing?" - a scary glimpse inside the mind of Paul; warning: contains teen sex, drinking and foul foul language - contains SPOILERS for WWSD - so read that one FIRST!

Draco Malfoy wants out of Voldemort's Death Eater army. But in exchange for giving Hermione Granger his wealth of info. on the enemy, he has a price: her in his bed, as his wife. FIC CHALLENGE. DARK story. Post DH-A/U. Romance/Hot shagging-DM x HG.

Max has been gone from the small town of Ari for two years. Now she's back, but completely different. She has become the thing Fang hates the most - a rich snob. With their joined - and unforgettable - pasts, high school has never been so hard. FAX. AU.

Fang talks about something that Max doesn't want to. What does she do? Mang. One-shot.

Edward and Alice are together behind Bella's and Jasper's back. They find out. They then "Pretend" to be cheating together. But...what if it stops being "Pretend"?

AU Bella is drawn to one of the pack. She can't understand why, but she acts on it none the less. Warning; some language, teen sex, some drinking

Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.

Fragments of Her broken heart, trite as it sounded, were lodged in the wood. Part of her lived in these woods. Part of her died in these woods, when he followed the pieces and found her. We Don't Need No Stinkin Coven Contest Entry! LangxLemXViolence

Fax fluff. This is a one-shot collection. It's full of Fax fluff and a bit of other stuff mostly Fax fluff . Definitely rated M.

AH. AU. Realistic plot! --- Bella is swept into a life of friendship and heartbreak. Will she overcome the obstacles Forks faces her with, or will she fall and be left in the dust? A story about love, struggle, rocks, and The Lion King.

"There is salt on your skin from sweating. I want to lick it away, a simple slide of the tongue. I bet you taste too real. Too real to be real, though I am sure this makes no sense." Raded M for language, gore, violence, questionable consent, adult content ect. Pairing reveled at end WARNING FOR SUPER EXPLICIT GRAPHIC CONTENT. Seriously, someone suggested therapy. So Much Violence.

Fang pressed his fingers against his forehead. A vein started to throb dangerously above his right eye. She stared. “And did you ever wonder,” Fang said slowly, “what would happen if the kids walked in on you?” Strongly implied Miggy, Fudge.

When Charlie sets out to prove to Hermione that she's more than just 'one of the boys', he finds himself in deeper--and sweeter--than he could have imagined.

In the beginning of MAX, Max and Fang get into an argument over the air shows. What if Max had chosen a different form of persuasion? Rated M for sexual content. Now extended!

Hermione finds herself spending an unusual amount of time observing a certain Slytherin male. Perhaps willing him to notice her back is not the wisest plan of action. HGBZ.

Hermione found out her grandma was a veela, and she will be too, on her 17th birthday. How will she react to all this attention she recieves?

Hogwarts is offering an extra credit program for muggleborns to spend the summer with half or pure blood families. Hermione signs up of course, but wasn't expecting to spend it with a family of slytherins. DM/HG. OOC warning.Now being Beta'd by Fearlover

It's not what they say, it's what they whisper: New girl Isabella Swan has heard nothing good about Jasper Whitlock. So why can't she stay away from him? Are the rumors true? AH/OOC M- drink/drugs/sex. "For the Love of Jasper" Contest.

One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!

Summer of ’76, American Bicentennial. Bella Swan finds herself intrigued by a handsome landscaper with a curious reputation. The bad guys don’t always wear black. Example entry for "For the Love of Jasper" Contest. J/B, AH One Shot.

Challenge the law, and there will be consequences. LEMON.

The werewolf’s curse forces Draco to seek asylum from the Order. When Hermione gets a little too close and Draco bites a little too hard, the two are forever linked. Can they resist their new animal attraction or will Hogwarts be split in two? 6th Yr, M.

An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.

After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-

Breaking Dawn, condensed. Fourth and final installment in the Twilight Mockery series. Rated, as always, for swearing and blunt honesty.

Beast boy is learning to deal with the beast within,even after 2 years! Will he let the titans help or will his fear of Robin finding out his secrect keep him from doing so? Yaoi RobXBB, Mature Audiences, adult themes. Sequel now started!

Uh oh... the Flock has new computers, and it's time for some serious IMing! Full of FAX, humor, random mind-reading, embarassing questions, and even a little Eggy. Get ready for the maximum IM experience! Rated T for safety, really should be K .

COMPLETED! Veela!Draco. A bet and an accident send Hermione into the arms of Draco Malfoy. But what happens when she can no longer stand the moments they're apart, the forbidden kisses he took without remorse, the slow dances, or the warmth of his touch?

I can tell you that a few nights I’ve had to battle my urges, while what I wanted to do was push you against a wall or a tree or *something*, and do horrible, dirty, naughty things to you." Fang battles his urges, until Max gives up battling hers. FAX.

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.

Just a little songfic from Fang's POV.

The flock finds a song that relates perfectly to their entire lives.

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.

Useless oneshot. Max sees a peanut butter commercial with herself on it, and dwells upon it. First FanFic, go nice please :D

Fudge orders that the students of Hogwarts undergo psyche evaluations. What will be revealed? And how will the students of Hogwarts cope when their darkest thoughts revealed? !AU! HGDM

By chance one hot summer day, Max finds Fang's mom. But can she let him go?