Hey all!!

I'm an 18 year old girl, and am currently a student. I'm a BIG fan of most stories that I have read and therefore have taken to writing fan fiction to express my thoughts.

My favorite works of fiction are:

1. Harry Potter(I'm worried for the people who don't like this series!!)

2. Nancy drew and the hardy boys (I love frank and Joe...!! and Nancy's amazingly brave!)

3.Twilight('cause its soo is perfect!!)

4. Dan Brown novels.

5.The Vampire Diaries!

Okay, so basically I tend to like many kinds of fanfiction but the one thing I cant stand are slashes! I mean, sticking to canon is not vital, obviously, but stuff like sirius/remus is just creepy! I mean one was an almost playboy and the other happily married with a child!! Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against gay people or their rights...in fact, one of my best friends is gay...I just dislike fanfic's about them. So if you suggest I read a specific fanfiction, avoid the ones with slash please :)

I mainly love humorous fiction and like reading and writing mindless fluff (not mature stuff though). I think cliches are rather amusing and like reading stories relating to either life after the war ar life during the first war era in Harry Potter!!

Of course now i've also suddenly fallen in love with watching Vampire Diaries...is it just me or are vampires seriously appealing to all things teenage girl? I mean, Damon Salvatore?! WOAH! And then theres HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER which has GOT to be the funniest thing since F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!

anyway, peace out! =D

The couples I'm rather fond of:

James and Lily potter!(the cutest of the lot, i must say!)

Harry and Ginny

Harry and tonks( they look cute if u picture them together!! really!!)

draco and hermione

ron and hermione

jacob black and nessie

Edward and Bella

Jacob and Bella

emmett and rose cullen

Scorpius malfoy and rose weasley

Sirius and OC's

nancy drew and frank hardy

Joe and vanessa hardy!

damon salvatore and elena gilbert!

My fav characters are:

Harry, Tonks, Sirius, Jacob black, Nancy drew, frank and joe hardy, ron weasley, hermione, fred and george, emmett cullen,damon salvatore, alice cullen and TRALAWNEY!!lol...

I have about 7 story ideas in my head right now...but I dont have enough time to write them...so im a slow updater...but I generally write two or three shots...

A few of my stoies under construction:

The Proposal: A cute fluffy four-shot that shows our favorite hero's from Harry Potter proposing to their respective girlfriends in their own cute, clueless and sweet way! Harry-Ginny, George-Angelina, James-Lily and Ron-Hermione!

The Marauders : A history: Another story about the marauders era. How did Lily and James get together? and what about all those pranks that sirius always mentions?! In seventh year of hogwarts, Lily and james become head girl and boy and from there...it happens like a force of magic! They fight, they scream, they become friends, they play pranks, they get caught and they all do fall in love...! thats what this is-the era of the MARAUDERS!

The FINAL PRANK:According to Mcgonagall, the biggest pranksters to ever come to hogwarts were fred and george and before them-the marauders. We ALL remember how the weasleys twin left hogwarts! Their last prank we all remember but before them were the MARAUDERS. This is about their last prank in their seventh year at hogwarts...which was what inspired the weasley twins!

Copy and Pastes:

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were boy cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. clothes wer just the things on your back, not a fashion statement. Loving the Spice Girls was nothing to be ashamed of. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, NejiKikyoAnimeRose, Baying-for-the-Moon, Chocolate Fish, DuckPond, dork-with-glasses, SIRIUSly Jacob Black

Harry Potter copy and pastes:

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Potter, put this in your profile

If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wished you were Hermione Granger, copy and pase this into your profile

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Severus Snape was one of the bravest men in the entire HP series copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Harry Voldemort, Voldemort Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry Voldemort Edward. Therefore, Harry Edward. So, Harry Potter Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

I didn't create this but it's FREAKING AWESOME (and very true)

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Get Ur eyesight checked!
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,

Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Sirius Black,

The almost-playboy who got punished for nothing,

and yet he was powerful because he loved and was loved,

and was brave and loyal to the point of stupidness!(Im serious!!)

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,

Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,

But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,

Whose past and wisdom confused us,

Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,

But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,

Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,

She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,

Who we really didn't know too well,

But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,

So he must've done something good...

Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,

Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.

You know you love me,

Siriusly jacob black

xoxo!!