TheJokingGirl
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Joined 02-05-12, id: 3698560, Profile Updated: 02-05-12

Hiya!

I'm TheJokingGirl and yes, I am a girl. This is my second account on here, and the first has some poems on it that I will probably move onto here (or link them, whatever I find the easiest). I never really know what to put on here so I'll just ramble a bit because, it is my profile and the the little button on your upper right will hide this if you don't want to read it! Oh happy day.

I attend high-school still and in a couple of years should hopefully be in University. I'm your average geek: all right in school, reads a lot, plays video-games, reads and watches manga/anime, listens to lots of music, watches a heap of films and has glasses. I have a load of fandoms that I adore, and once I have a job that gives me money I will be able to join more as most of my money will go towards that. I have a lot of favourite pairings, but I tend to lean towards guyxguy couples and straight then girlxgirl (but will still read and write these from time to time). This means I will also write and publish straight (less of a problem) and guyxguy (more of a problem) stories on this account. So here's a nice warning for those who are still reading:
I WILL SOMETIMES WRITE AND UPLOAD SLASH/YAOI/SHOUNEN-AI/YURI/SHOUJO-AI/FEM-SLASH STORIES AND IF YOU TAKE OFFENCE TOWARDS THESE TYPES OF STORIES PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CLICKING THEM AND THEN COMPLAINING.
I will always appropriately label what I publish, so if you're reading something you don't like just click backwards and save us all some time.


Some fandoms that I frequent regularly are:

BBC Sherlock, Harry Potter, Star Trek: 2009, Sherlock Holmes, Persona Series, Dragon Age, The Big Bang Theory, Ben 10, X-Men (mainly the films), Teen Titans, Old Kingdom, Megamind!, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Naruto, Mortal Instruments, Keys to the Kingdom... (there are more, but my brain refuses to co-operate so I will update this at a later date.)

Some of my favourite pairings:
Sherlock: John/Sherlock, Mycroft/Lestrade, Mycroft/Anthea, Sherlock/Irene (BRAIN-LOVERS), Lestrade/Molly, Moriarty/Moran.
Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Severus/Harry, Harry/Luna, Neville/Luna, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Luna, Pansy/Blaise.
Star Trek: 2009 : Jim/Spock, Bones/Jim, Spock/Bones, Scotty/Uhura, Chekov/Sulu.
Sherlock Holmes: Holmes/Watson, Watson/Mortsan.
Dragon Age: M!Warden/Zevran, F!Warden/Alistair, M!Warden/Morrigan, F!Warden/Leilana, Elf!Warden/Sten, Zevran/Alistair, Gregoir/Irving. (DAII) Fenris/M!Hawke, Anders/F!Hawke, Fenris/Anders, M!Hawke/Merril, Isabella/F!Hawke,
Persona Series: (I've played the game and not seen the anime/manga so P4 is Souji and not Yu):Souji/Yosuke, Souji/Kanji, Kanji/Yosuke, Chie/Yosuke, Naoto/Kanji, Kanji/Teddie, Dojima/Adachi, Chie/Yukiko, (P3) Junpei/Chidori, Mitsuru/Akihiko, Akihiko/Shinjiro, Hidetoshi/Minato, Minato/Akihiko, Minako/Shinjiro, Bebe/Minato, Ryoji/Minato(ko), Theo/Minato.
Ben 10: Ben/Kevin.
Teen Titans: Robin/Raven, Robin/Starfire, Beast-Boy/Raven, Robin/Slade...maybe.
(can't be bothered doing any more now, so I'll fill them in when I realise I like 'em)

In some fandoms I utterly and truly despise a character. From that point there is no return; any pairing with this character I will avoid and it takes a bloody lot to make me like them. You win some and then you lose a village.


FanFiction is something I have done from time to time and I have decided to officially come back to improve my writing and then some. So, please leave a review if there are any grammatical errors, syntax errors or any other issues with the over-all flow of the text. This will help me in the long run and by association, my writing will be more entertaining to you guys (plus easier to read). If you just want to flame something, go ahead. I can't change your opinion but if you didn't like it, wouldn't you of just left it?

Thanks for reading my profile, I guess. I know it's not snazzy, or even remotely amazing but I will keep at it and hopefully it will be awesome.

TheJokingGirl

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This is Your Song by too many stars to count reviews
John has spent months listening to Sherlock play the same familiar songs on the violin. So when Sherlock unexpectedly begins to play something new, and apparently nameless, John has to know what it is. J/S
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Watson's War by SylverSpyder reviews
Watson gets aggravated at Moriarty and decides to play a game of his own. A.N. apparently "Badassery" is not a genre
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Catch The Shadow by KickingRoses reviews
If Sherlock is dead then why can John feel him watching? Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Touch to the Psyche by sparly503 reviews
Post-Reichenbach. John has dreams that he doesn't want to understand, Sherlock is haunted by noises and everyone realises the importance of the most basic sense.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
An unexpected gift by Callophilia reviews
It's John's birthday and he's not exactly a fan of the day. A bit of John/Sherlock fluff. Happy Birthday alltheroads! It's the right one this time!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Published: 2/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Heroes Never Die by jevonne reviews
Sherlock may have fallen from the roof, but he will never fall from grace. Not for John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
Security System by sympathy for monsters reviews
"I thought all you missed were my eyes." "Among other things.". A one shot in which Jim breaks into Seb's house, pisses him off, and they both end up compromised.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Punctuality by StoneWingedAngel reviews
The five times John was nearly too late for Sherlock, and the one time he wasn't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,732 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Mind The Gap by some kind of harmony reviews
He should have kissed Sherlock Holmes ages ago. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Were My Life by nicknack22 reviews
A year after Sherlock's fall, John muses on where he is and what he's lost. A good amount of angst that will eventually transition into something fluffy and fulfilling...John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,929 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Be with you by thegoodpill reviews
John is with Sherlock whenever he's needed, also when he's not, and during their usual routine it happens. What's been bound to happen for a while now, which is not something they've been dancing around, is finally acknowledged.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You're Real by cruciothelights reviews
John lost everything. Except for the one thing he had lost. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Wake Me up and We can Go by itsravensfault reviews
Someone wrote the five times Sherlock woke up John so I decided to write the five times John woke Sherlock and the one time Sherlock woke up John, so here is my 5 times plus one. Sherlock/John Maybe be spoilers for S2E3
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come Crumbling Down by Elizabeth Lily reviews
Spoilers for S2E03 The Reichenbach Fall. Accompanied by angst, happy ending not included. This is an AU, set in a world where those who fall in love receive Marks on their ring finger.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost Between a Hug and a Handshake by 0equilibrium0 reviews
Sherlock tries to show affection. The only problem? He has no idea how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Do by Urgetofall reviews
"In view of the circumstances, Sherlock" he finally said, "I do."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Notice Me Now? by IndieWrites reviews
Harry and Severus' relationship has hit a rocky patch. Feeling unwanted and unnoticed, Harry leaves Severus with something to think about. Will Severus understand in time? Inspired by Mindy McCready's Maybe He'll Notice Her Now. EWE. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And Other Metaphors by Tsuchinoko reviews
Three things John is discovering about his life with Sherlock, and why they're not as bad as they seem. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Open Up And Breathe by Tale Kayler reviews
Harry Potter wasn't reintroduced to the wizarding world when he was eleven. When they find him, nine years later than they should have, things are much different.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,527 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shield Me by KickingRoses reviews
All he wants is to feel alive, one last time. Post-Reichenbach. Rated for suicide attempt and swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not The Plan by Kikasha reviews
Spock has noticed a change in the good doctor, and Jim is the one to point him in the right direction. Spock must admit that he did not foresee this happening, but he has no reason to go along with the doctor's feelings. Strange. One Shot. Spones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Language of Love by Kitty Howell reviews
Spock doesn't always know what to say. Sometimes he needs a little help.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,956 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The BreakUp by Concupiscence66 reviews
Leonard and Sheldon aren't a couple, they're just roommates, so they can't break up. Only Leonard is stupid enough to buy that one. Written for a prompt for an asexual Sheldon dealing with a break-up with Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
In All But Name by Danibat reviews
Jim & Bones have been together forever. They finish each other's sentences, remind each other of appointments, share the most intimate details of their lives. The catch: they are still just friends. One of them realizes this is more than just friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 6,367 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete