IMPORTANT NOTE!!!!!!!! 12/29/2010

I won't go into details, but there's a lot of personal stuff going on at the moment, so I will most likely not be re-uploading or continuing my Ask: Kingdom Hearts Style story... I'm really sorry to all those who liked it, and who never got their questions answered... :(

Name: Rachel, though I also go by Charlex (my Organization XIII name), Cello (my musical name, born from an extreme case of boredom), Zuchinni (my vegetable name, given by my old friend Elizabeth), Ducky (the result of a random What is Your Nickname? quiz), and Chelly (when someone REEEEEALLY wants to piss me off...).

Age: I am Xigbar+Demyx+Xaldin years old!

Location: The Suburban Town That Never Was.

Influences: Music, Salvador Dali, Gordon Ramsay (yes, the chef from Hell's Kitchen, who swears a lot and calls people either Stupid Donkeys or Stupid Doughnuts), fluffy romance stories, especially Yaoi ones, and the voices in my head.

My take on writing: Something that both keeps me from going insane, AND drives me insane at the same time, if that makes sense.

Animes that I love right now: Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, YuYu Hakusho, One Piece, Naruto, Blood, Death Note (my absolute favorite in the history of the universe of anime), Cowboy Bebop, Ruroni Kenshin, and Vampire Knight. I may have missed one or two... OH! And Avater: The Last Airbender.

Favorite music: Evanescence, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Owl City, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Paramore, ummm... Utada Hikaru, The Vitamin String Quartet, all the CLASSIC Disney songs (none of this Hannah Montana or Jonas Brothers bullshit, nuh-uh, I like the Lion King soundtrack, the Little Mermaid, and stuff like that! And I am sad to admit that I actually really do like the Jonas Brother's cover of Poor Unfortunate Souls... THE SHAME!!!!!!!! TT-TT), Mercedes' Lullaby from Pan's Labyrinth, Tokio Hotel, Cascada, um... what else is there? Oh, I think that the Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack is the best thing on earth, and I also like Apocalyptica, Latin songs (especially one called Lilium), Celtic Woman. Loads more, but this thing is long enough as-is.

Movies: Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Chicago, Cabaret, Grease (Yes... I like musicals... but NOT HSM.), The Little Vampire (Gregory is SMEXI! XD), All 3 Austin Powers Movies ("OW! You SHOT me, you A-HOLE!" Lol, best reaction to being shot ever...), Lady In the Water, a lot of Stephen King movies, especially Salem's Lot.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? Xigbar. :)

2. Your favorite KH girl? The amazing, spectacular ninja Yuffie! XD

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Sora. Spazz-attack, much?

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Kairi, plain and simple.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Twilight Town, or Atlantica.

6. Least Favorite World? Agrabah.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) The Bond of Flame Keyblade.

8. Least Favorite Weapon? The Fenrir Keyblade.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Simba, or Stitch.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Anti-Form.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) Hmmm... Zemyx, AkuRoku, or XigDem.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) KairiXSora.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Lol, Axel and Larxene would murder eachother; Xemnas and Demyx would be downright hilarious to watch; and Saix and Roxas? Forget it. XD

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? XigbarXOlette! WTF, dude?

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?Let's see...:

1. I always yell at Donald for not healing me.

2. I always cry whenever I have to kill off an Organization member... -sniffle-

3. Those STUPID car Heartless at Timeless River in KH2, at the burning building! I HATE those things with a passion.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Riku, or Tarzan. :)

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Definately. XD

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No, he just has cool hair!

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? If Marluxia isn't at least bi, then he must have some serious gender issues. (No offense to homosexuals intended with this, I actually support Gay rights.)

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? YES!!!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! (kay. bring it on!)

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Namine, they're so cute together!

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? It's an absolutely amazaing game, and most probably my favorite out of the series now. :)

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No way! I loved it!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Xigbar.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Demyx... I'm kind of a screw-up with a lot of things... Also, weirdly enough, I also feel way happier whenever I'm around water. Don't know why, I just do. Plus I love music with a passion.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? Grr, I lost to that DAMNED armor thing the first time I played Traverse Town in Kingdom Hearts 14 TIMES!! I COUNTED!!

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? I never have, but I would probably dress up as Aerieth, 'cause I look a lot like her. :) But if I had the proper materials, my second choice would be Axel.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? Ha! I loved the part where Demyx was running away in the Underworld! Also, the part where Riku asks Sora how he can ever face his friends again, and Sora says, "Like this!" and pulls a really wierd face! XD

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Xaldin in Kingdom Hearts 2.

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? I loved fighting all of the different Organization members! And all the new world so explore, like Port Royal! Awsome!!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner!

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas? Riku.

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene, I suppose. She seems like the type to have a bunch of funny cracks about the other Organization members, and who would actually be pretty cool to hang out with, once you got past her slightly sadistic nature. And Kairi's just plain annoying.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? AkuRoku.

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namiku.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? AkuRoku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Hmm... tough one... Paopu is much more romantic, but Ice Cream is delicious! It would depend on the situation.

42. Cloud or Leon? I thiiiink... Cloud.

43. CloTi or Clerith? Clerith.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and Clean!

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) Lol, you're gonna be here a while... Xigbar, Zexion, Demyx, Axel, Luxord, Riku, Lea, Isa, Terra, Leon, Cloud... and that's just off the top of my head.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? I think that making Toy Story into a world would be hysterical! Would they turn into plushies, or what?

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel looks like Reno,

Sora looks like Roxas, (well, no duh!)

Kairi looks like Namine,

Xion looks like Yuffie, (WHY HASN'T ANYONE NOTICED THIS?!?)

Sora looks like Leon,

Xehanort looks like Xemnas,

and I really think that Xigbar looks like Kenpachi from Bleach. (I know that Kenpachi has nothing to do with KH, but the likeness is so freaky, that I had to mention it!)

UPDATE AFTER PLAYING BBS:

Aqua dresses the same as Yuna,

Lea looks like Hayner,

Ventus looks like Roxas.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Kingdom Hearts 3!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? I love KH2, because I think that the storyline is much more complex. Plus, the graphics are WAY better! But in comparison to that, I think BBS is my favorite.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world? The whole storyline, Organization XIII, the amazing characters, the music, I could make this list go on forever. :)

Random Survey.

This or That:
1. AIM or phones? AIM.
2. Singing or dancing? Dancing.
3. Love or lust? Love!
4. Car or motorcycle? Car.

5. Bf/gf or best friend? Best friend.
6. Rain or shine? Shine.
7. Wild night out or romantic night in? Does going to a dance count as a "wild night out"?
8. Silver or Gold? Silver.
9. Tea or coffee? Coffee! XD
10. Radio or CDs? CDs.

Relationships:

1. Taken or single? Single, never been in a relationship.
2. If taken, by who? Single.
3. If single, do you like anyone? Only a wide range of fictional characters.
4. Ever been in love? Does the answer above count?
5. Are you a cuddler? Big time.
6. Cheated? NO!!
7. Been cheated on? Nope.
8. Do long distance relationships work? Depends on the relationship, I guess...
9. Want to get married? Maybe someday, but I have other goals I want to fufill before I even begin thinking about something like that.
10. Kids? If yes, how many? Read my answer to the one above this.

Last:
1. Person who called you? Hmm... -checks phone- My mom.
2. Person you called:? My dad.
3. Person you texted? My friend Morgan.
4. Person you wished Happy Birthday? Again, my father.
5. Friend you saw? Some friends from a youth group I'm in.
6. Time you went swimming? Last summer at the pool. And now I'm eagerly waiting until we can go to the pool again THIS summer. :3
7. Time you were really angry? A few weeks ago.
8. Time you were sad? A couple of days ago.
9. TV show you watched? I can't remember... I don't really watch TV all that often.
10. Book you read? The 10# Series of Unfortunate Events Book.

Random:
1. Obscure talent? I CAN BURP MY ABC'S!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
2. Is there a difference between love and being in love? Definately.
3. Pet peeve? Finger drumming, especially during a song that's playing on a CD, or the radio. Also when someone chews with their mouth open.
4. How many siblings? Two.
5. Are your parents together? Yup.
6. Furthest you’ve ever traveled? To... I dunno. I'll have to check.
7. What are you wearing? My pajamas.
8. Ever kissed someone in the rain? No, but I think it'd be so romantic... -dreamy stare-
9. What do you think about most? My future, possible story plots, things like that.
10. Something most people don’t know about you?
11. What are you listening to right now? Gir's Doom Song as it plays as my ringtone.
12. Are you nice? I certainly hope so.
13. If you could be anywhere right now?
14. Three random goals? 1. To go skydiving at some point in my life. 2. To invite some friends over to my house for a meal made by me. 3. To get myself a bloody boyfriend already.
15. Parting thoughts? Live long and prosper, cousins.

Narutard Survey. (Naruto Retard)

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Rock Lee!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? One of my favorites is SakukaxGaara.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? ... I've gotta admit, I DO kinda' like the thought of the whole Sasuke/Naruto thing. XD I can kind of see it happening.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No, I haven't but I think it'd be fun to try cosplaying as either Neji or maybe Deidara (even though their both guys... -anime sweatdrop-) Though it might be fun to try TenTen as well!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Mostly manga, but I'm saving up for a Leaf Village Hitai-ate (head protector).

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No, I'm a lover, not a rabid fangirl. Though I do have a bit of a thing for Lee.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? I think SasuNaru.

9. Which team is your favorite? I like the sand siblings, but I also love Team 8 (Kiba, Hinata, and Shino, I believe.)

10. Do you support the Obito theory? I feel like there must be something more than coincidence in there somehow, though no, I'm not sure that Obito and Tobi are the same person.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Definately, the timing is just too perfect, and they look freakishly alike.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Either Deidara, or Tobi!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Meh, I'm a bit in-between... I would be nice to him if I met him, but I wouldn't go rabid-fangirl all over him.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)? No, not yet.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? In the first few chapters, yeah, but I think he grows out of it a bit...

18. Sub or dub? Sub, definately sub...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? She was rather annoying in Naruto, but in Shippuden she's decent.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny! Tobi is a good boy! XD

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Erm... do I really need to answer that? I'm in-between yet again. I don't think he's UGLY, but he's sure as hell not a... Sexy beast. -cracks up- Oh, I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold that in. XD

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku, definitely. Hell, he's already there...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWSOME! -chessy Rock Lee thumbs up-

24. Which character would be best OOC? Gaara.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yeah, I love 'em! :)

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes, I'm writing a few one shots for it right now. :)

27. Do you like lemons? ... I'm a bit ashamed to admit it, but... yes. XD

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? -snort- No. They couldn't care less.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? WTF is that?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No, I've never heard of them... I'll have to remember to look them up later. :)

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No, but I plan to! XD

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Homeschooled, but yes, I have drawn Naruto characters before, and nobody in my family gets what the heck it is. TT-TT

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?’ Homeschooled! But yes, my mother has done that.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nope, not really.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No, I'm currently using all of my money to buy Kingdom Hearts games and merchandise.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Eww, hell no!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No way.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? All the time! :)

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? WHAT the HELL are people THINKING these days?!? But still...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Well, duh!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No particular anime has, it's just anime in general.

If you have ever pushed a door that says pull, copy this to your profile.

If you think Hidan-san is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, XFamousXLastXWordsX, Captain Isa Von Pickles

If you listen to Final Fantasy music for fun, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this to your profile.

If you think Xemnas' name should be challenged to Mansex, copy this to your profile

If you think homophobia is wrong and get into fights about it, copy this to your profile.

If you think Deidara-senpai is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, XFamousXLastXWordsX, Captain Isa Von Pickles

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

If you've made up an Organization XIII name for yourself, copy this to your profile. (Mine is Charlex. Took me for-fricken'-ever to come up with.)

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

I was born on the day of Xigbar + Xaldin

In the month of Demyx

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Zexion

And I'm Saix + Lexaeus + Xigbar years old.
My favorite number is Luxord + Vexen

But my lucky number is Demyx!

If you get it, put your own on your profile!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Butt Hair Dude' , copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!)

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile. (does manga count? XD)

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you say no to SasoSaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (WHOOOO!!!! ROCK ON, BI-ATCHES!!!!!!)

If you correct the grammar of people on TV, copy and paste this to your profile.

Number your 12 fave Kingdom Hearts characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Demyx

2. Xigbar

3. Zexion

4. Lexaeus

5. Vexen

6. Luxord

7. Axel

8. Marluxia

9. Riku

10. Xemnas

11. Goofy

12. Saix

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Lurord and GOOFY?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Omigod, I can't breathe!

2) Do you think Four is hot?

Well I wouldn't say he's HOT, 'cause I like him because he has this protective big brother aura around him. :)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Saix and Marluxia? Huh, now that I think about that pairing... I actually kinda' like it. But I would never let them live it down. XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, I've seen a few pretty good ones.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Xigbar and Luxord? Hmm... I kinda' like this new pairing too. I read a hilarious fanfic the other day with that pairing.

6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Zexion and Xemnas, huh? Okay: Zexion wants to have a library in the castle, and won't stop bugging a certain poor unfortunate Superior about it. It would most likely be a humor/crack!fic.

7) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I've seen a couple, yeah... they're actually pretty good. :)

8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Xigbar/Lexaeus/Vexen... interesting pairing, but no, I don't think so.

9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hm, well with Demyx/Luxord/Saix, I might warn that there would be pervy come-ons from Luxord to Demyx, and then hilarious violence as Saix Puppy comes in to save the day. XD

10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Omigod, I can't even think about that without cracking up... XD And my perverted mind would most likely come up with something involving poking Xigbar's other eye out, that wouldn't be appropriate for any kiddies on here.

11) Cuter couple? five/nine or ten/twelve?

I suppose I could see Vexen and the Riku REPLICA, but I'm gonna go for XemSai.

12)What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

what would Luxord say if he saw Zexion and Marluxia? "GO GET A BLOODY ROOM!!!" I think...

13)How would you feel if eleven died?

NOOOOO!!!!! NOT GOOFY!!!!!!!

14) Which is a more disturbing pairing? one/four or one/seven?

Demyx and Lexaeus, or Demyx and Axel? I dunno, I suppose I could see both happening, though I guess I'll go with Demyx and Lexaeus.

15)Would eight ever want to kill five?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Marluxia kill Vexen? He DID! Or at least he gave the order to. XD

16)Would four or nine be sad if twelve got run over by a car?

Lexaeus or Riku, if Saix got hit? No, I can't really see it.

17)If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Dude, what kinda' question is THAT?!? O.o ... and Axel would so top Zexion. XD

18)"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Demyx and Axel are in a happy relationship until Axel runs off with Lexaeus. Demyx, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Goofy and a brief unhappy affair with Saix, then follows the wise advice of Vexen and finds true love with Zexion.

I suppose I could actually see this happening, though Axel running off with Roxas is much more likely... and the "hot one-night stand" with Goofy? *giggle fit*

What title would you give this fic?

Get your Zexion. ( I dunno, I was just now listening to Get Your Sexy On, and it popped into my head 'cause it sounds like th lyrics are Get Your Zexion. XD)

19) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Axel walked in on Xigbar and Saix? Lol, he'd probably go tell Luxord that he knew what happened to all of his rum. XD

I. Xemnas:
[ ] You are the leader most of the time.
[X] You like black.
[X] You wished/wish you were someone else.
[ ] You don't listen to others.
[X] You like doing research.
TOTAL:3

II. Xigbar:
[ ] You have bad eyesight.
[ ]You like throwing things at others when angry.
[X] You wish you were able to teleport.
[X]You wear your hair in a ponytail.
[ ] You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAL: 2

III. Xaldin
[X] You like windy days
[ ] You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
[X] You like dragons.
[ ] You have/like dreadlocks.
[ ] You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 2

IV. Vexen
[X] You are disrespected by the young ones. (*sigh* More like the old ones...)
[X] Someone has already considered you a traitor.
[ ] You are the oldest of your group.
[X] You like experiments
[X] You like cold days.
TOTAL: 4

V. Lexaeus
[X] You are not very talkative.
[ ] You like brain games.
[ ] People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
[ ]You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
[ ]You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 1

VI. Zexion
[X] You love reading.
[X] You are not very sociable.
[ ] You are one of the shortest of your group. (Quite the opposite in fact.)
[X] You have a very sensitive nose.
[X]You like to elude others.
TOTAL: 4

VII. Saïx
[X] You have double-personality issues
[X] You are more active during night rather than day.
[X] You like wolves.
[X] Your superior trusts you.
[X] You have a scar on your face. (Yeah, a tiny star shaped one on my forehead actually...)
TOTAL: 5

VIII. Axel
[X] You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
[X] You care deeply for your best friends.
[ ] You are a two-faced when you need to.
[ ] You don't like when people don't remember your name.
[ ] You have a very fiery personality. (Depends on who I'm with, and how much sleep I got the previous night. XD)
TOTAL: 2

IX. Demyx
[X] You like music. (HELL TO THE YEAH!)
[ ] You know how to play a guitar.
[X] You like rainy days.
[X] You like swimming.
[X] You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 4

X. Luxord
[ ] You like playing cards.
[ ] You like to gamble.
[ ] Your favorite color is gold.
[ ] You have stolen money from others.
[ ] You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 0!!!

XI. Marluxia
[ ] You like pink.
[X] You like flowers.
[ ] You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
[X] You were betrayed by someone.
[ ] You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 2

XII. Larxene
[ ] You're the only female in your group.
[XYou like storms.
[X] You're pretty agile.
[ ] You like to mock others.
[X] You think ninjas are cool. (WHOOO!!!! GO YUFFIE!!!!)
TOTAL: 3

XIII. Roxas
[X] You love ice cream.
[ ] You are the youngest of your group.
[X] You think people are hiding something from you.
[X] You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
[ ]You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 3

I'm mostly a cross between Saix, Zexion, and Vexen. :)

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throuth the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a come for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon. (If only I could)

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to shut up and sit down!

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. (or what you did)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to flip someone off.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!

Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.

Now for some truth-

29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend bails you out and says, "I told you I could run faster!"

You don't need to be faster than the bear/zombie/serial killer/vampire... you just have to be faster than the person running next to you.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

We know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Evening news is where they start off with, "Good evening!" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Always borrow money from a pessimest. He won't expect it back.

A conclusion is a place where you get sick of thinking and say, "Screw it."

The surest sign that there is intelligent life existing somewhere else in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, it has a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name!

If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

I'm not a compete idiot... some parts are missing.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

"There will come a time when you have the chance to do the right thing."
"I love those moments... I like to wave at them as they pass by!"

This is bunny.

() ()
(o.o)
(c c)

Repost him and help him rule the world.

I did. (Muahahahahahaha!!! Bunny rules all! XD)

Come over to the dark side. We have cookies!

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work/school.

~~~~~Sweet~~~~~

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (I'm a ditz without being a blonde. XD)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I recently found out that I'm part Cherokee, weirdly enough...)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (NO!!! Even if I had BAD grades, I would STILL have no social life! XD)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (*sigh* It's a pain in the ass when I wanna run...)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas (I like llamas without being peruvian! Here's a llama,
There's a llama,
and another little llama.
Fuzzy Llama,
Funny Llama,
Llama, Llama, DUCK!)
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Well... the second one may be true.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (BAND DORKS FOREVER!!!!! I WOULD be one, but I'm not good enough at the piano, plus I haven't any friend to start a band with.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I love watermelon anyway! :P)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Well, that's not far from the truth, actually...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (That's DEFINATELY not far from the truth. XD)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (I'm preverted WITHOUT watching porn, thank you very much!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (Again, I love sheep anyway. XD)
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (IT'S CALLED A KILT!!! Though I'm only part Scottish.)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (*hiss* THE SUN, IT BUUUURNS!!!!!)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (Quite the oppisite, I rather like stories with Yaoi. In some cases I prefer it to straight couple stories.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I don't go to school.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (... well, again, that one may be right... '-_-)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I don't do spells and all that jazz, but I'm a witch on the inside. XD)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I curse anyway. XD)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times (Well... I'm up with the times! :D)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have been too stupid or crazy to get into a regular school.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.