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*Sparky's Space* (Btw all you Band of Brothers fans reading this... I have just realized who I share that nickname with...)

Okay... Hi! This is my space! (For all you Flower fans, her space it at the bottom, and Dimples)

First of all I just want to say I am very into history, medicine, military and music... so be warned!

SO! Reasons for this are...

1. History: I don't know when I really got into history to be honest. I must admit that at the moment my favourite eras have to be from the 1930s till the 1970s. hehe! I don't know what it is about history but I find it so interesting where others don't (maybe I'm just an old person in a young persons body) and the French Revolution.

2. Medicine: Once again, I don't really know how I got into medicine, but I think it has something to do with the fact that my Ma's a nurse and so I've been around it my whole life, and the fact that a lot of women in my family have been nurses or such.

3. Military: I blame myself for this one really. Ever since I was about ten I've been really interested in the military. Any part of it really, navy, army, marines (although I think they are part of the navy...) and especially air force. I seem to have caught the flying bug from my Grandpa and several other people in the family... damn. Also another reason I am so into military is that I come from a very military family. I currently have an aunt, an uncle, a second cousin and a family friend in the army. My aunt is a medic.

4. Music: Let's face it, I get cranky if you take away my music. I play piano, guitar and clarinet and plan to learn saxophone at some point. I will listen to pretty much any type of music but rap, and I unfortunately prefer people like Glenn Miller and old musicians like that to most of today's music, but then again, I'm a girl who also listens to Alice Cooper (thanks for making me demented, Dad! :P) and I think nothing sounds better than the sound of an LP blasting your favourite tune.

Favourite Things:

Music: As said before, I'll listen to pretty much anything... John Mayer, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, Alice Cooper, Paul McCartney, Elton John, Evanescence, Hans Zimmer, Danny Elfman, you name it, I've probably listened to it... (except for rap...), Aaron Tveit

Movies: I don't know if the first two count, but... Band of Brothers, The Pacific, Battle: LA, Demolition Man, Cold Mountain, Dirty Dancing, Love Actually, Edward Scissorhands, Cry-Baby, The Help, Les Miserables... once again... I'll watch anything

TV Shows: CSI, CSI: NY, Call the Midwife, Downton Abbey, Castle

Books: Band of Brothers, The Pacific, With the Old Breed, Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson, Night World, House of Night, Vampire Academy, Immediate Action, Nefertiti, Skullduggery Pleasant, Les Mis, Call the Midwife... I'll read anything... I AM NOT JOKING! If I am bored I just pick up the nearest book and start to read.

People who inspire me (whether they be actors or otherwise): Johnny Depp, Doc Roe, Major Winters, Joan of Arc, Florence Nightingale, my Ma as cheesy as it is, Eugene 'Sledgehammer' Sledge, Leckie, John Basilone, Tom Hiddleston, Aaron Tveit (I generally find role models more in males than females)

Nick: Hey, Doc, can I see the autopsy report again? I think I might have misread it.

Doc Robbins: *hands paper*

Nick: Hmmm...That's what I thought it said - "post-mortem giggling"

Greg: *sighs* we've got ourselves a fan girl

Eugene Roe: "Toye, are you missing something?"
Joe Toye: "Home."
Earl McLung: "Ask him to dance, Doc."
Eugene Roe: "Toye, show me your feet."
Joe Toye: "You watch the goddamn line, McLung." (Toye's feet are wrapped in blankets)
Eugene Roe: "Where are your boots?"
Joe Toe: "In Washington, up General Taylor's ass."

Alex Penkala: (about Buck) "Don't do anything stupid? Who the hell is he talking to? A bunch of morons who volunteered to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Can you get any more stupid that that?"

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

Stereotypes (that relate to me) That Suck:

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I like COMPETITIVE DANCING, so I MUST be stuck up.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I like to READ, so I MUST have a lot of free time

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

"If You's":

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc) then copy this into your profile!

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile

You have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you're a Jet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

TEAMS:

Alice in Wonderland: TEAM MAD HATTER

NCIS: TEAM PALMER and TEAM McGEE (I can't choose!)

Harry Potter: TEAM FRED

Lord of the Rings: TEAM ARAGORN

Pirates of the Caribbean: TEAM CAPTAIN JACK

CSI: Las Vegas: TEAM GREG

CSI: Miami: TEAM RYAN

CSI: NY: TEAM FLACK

THOR: TEAM LOKI!

Band of Brothers: (As much as I respect these men and everything...) DOC ROE BITCHES!!! :P

Les Miserables: TEAM ENJOLRAS!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OOFS (Over-Obsessive Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you love greasers, are a self-confessed greaser fan and can't stand Squares...COPY AND PASTE!

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you seeing the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are insane and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!!

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.

- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?

- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

- When in doubt, make up words!

- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. (correction: SIZZUHS! haha)

- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!

- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!

- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.

- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder... (EXPERIMENT TIME!)

- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!

- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

- If I throw a stick, will you go away?

98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

Actual Labels

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" (how the heck do they expect you to pick it up anyway?)

How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. (no kidding Sherlock)

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" (I'm not gonna say anything...)

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."

Dog food-"new and improved tasting." (I don't want to know how they figured this one out)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (darn it... I loved brunette flavor...)

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" (that's kinda the idea)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (no... you don't say.)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe."

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Why would you want to be putting a freaking remote control in the dishwasher anyway?)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (Really? I thought that was ice cream on the road...)

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" (Crap... how else am I suppose to dry my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap"

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost"

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" (You couldn't have told me that before I flipped it upside down?)

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." (Let's experiment!)

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary."

Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (I think something got lost in translation...)

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." (But what about if the Martians wanted to light up their house?) (Darn it... now I can't go to my place on the moon for Christmas)

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Once again; Let's experiment)

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts."

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts."

Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands."

On a drill: "Do not use for dentistry."

DOCTOR WHO AND TORCHWOOD QUOTES!!! :P

-Sorry. On the Rooftops. See a chimney, Christmas Eve. My whole mind’s going what the hell.

-Not the stairs! Worst. Rescue. EVER!

-I’m picking up a signal. Either that or someone is alive in this library and drying their hair

-It’s my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there’s stuff

-Wait they’re not going to be called Noble-Temple, are they? That sounds like a tourist spot

-I’m the Doctor. I can fix the universe with a kettle and some string. And look at me I’m wearing a vegetable!

-Allons-y Alonso

-Seriously? I just said ‘seriously’ in Latin

-It must be awful being a prophet. Wake up every morning, is it raining? Oh, yes it is, told you so. Takes all the fun out of life

-Why do you say miss? Do I look single?

-I’m really glad you didn’t say ‘belittle’ cause then I’d have a field day

-I’m a time traveler. I point and laugh at archeologists

-Yeah, just looks like a big thing, doesn't it? People don't question things, they just say 'oh, look, it’s a thing

-How'd he get in? In-tru-da window?

-Well that’s not a very good nickname is it? What happens if you become defeated? Stal The-not-quite-so-undefeated-anymore-but-never-mind?

-Oooh!! A big flashy light-y thing. I love big flashy light-y things. Big flashy light-y things have got me written all over them. Well, not actually, but give me time… and a crayon.

-I’ve been thinking; does it count as necrophilia if you’re conscious?

-Excuse me? You haven’t seen a blow fish driving a sports car have you?

-Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string- everything, absolutely everything! Phones, no phones. Hello? Anyone there? No, ‘cause the phones aren’t working!

-No other race in the universe goes camping. Celebrate your uniqueness

-Of course, bananas are far more interesting

-Let’s all have sex.

-Just when I thought the end of the world couldn’t get any worse

-Owen, you’re scaring me…

-I’m not exactly reassuring myself

-But before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of ‘Torchwood’?

-THERE IS NOTHING HERE FOR YOU! OWEN HARPER’S SOUL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! There’s no one here but us dead men

-I’m sorry, are you an expert?

-I’m sorry, are you an idiot?

-What’s the usual formation?

-Varies

-How can the usual formation vary?

-Hey! Sometime a little techno-babble is good for the soul!

-Need me to do any attacking, Sir?

-Look I've shared cars with women before, I know what'll happen, there's an emergency, all raring to go, I jump in, what do I find? Seat's in the wrong position, rear view mirrors out of line, steering wheel's in my crotch. By time I've sorted all that out, aliens will've taken Newport!

-I hate the countryside; it's dirty, it's unhygienic. And what is that smell?

-That would be grass.

-It's disgusting

-I started looking into devil worship and stuff from that era, see if there's anything about plucking out hearts, and would you believe it, there's nothing! They ate eyeballs, they drank blood, they had sex with animals, but they did not pluck out each other’s hearts, because obviously, that would have been weird

-If it's someone we've pissed off that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million.

-That's just the humans

-This is Owen’s voicemail; don’t leave a message

-If we go in there guns blazing…

-I wasn’t suggesting blazing, just waving

-I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers

- Meanwhile, back at Torchwood

-I am literally too cool for school

-I was brought up not to disrespect the dead, even if they are still talking for themselves

-That’s what I love about Torchwood; chasing the scum of the universe by day, come midnight you’re the wedding fairy

-Captain Jack Harkness, note the stripes.

-Captain John Hart, note the sarcasm

WE ARE STRONG

WE ARE POWERFUL

WE ARE BEAUTIFUL

WE ARE WISE

WE. ARE. WOMEN!

WOW... I FEEL LIKE I'VE TAKEN UP ALL THE SPACE... ANYWAY... AND NOW... FLOWER'S SPACE!!! (Thats cuz u have...) (Geez, feelin' the love, Flower! :P)

HELLO! Imma flower! I see you've met my comrade Sparky!

Quotes:“Rae burned me. She has matches or something. Look, look..." Tori pulled down the collar of her T-shirt.
"Leave your cloths on, Tori," Simon said, raising his hands to his eyes. "Please.”

“Derek caught my arm again as I started to move--at this rate, it was going to be as sore as my injured one.
"Dog," he said, jerking his chin toward the fenced yard. "It was inside earlier."
Expecting to see a Doberman slavering at the fence, I followed his gaze to a little puff of white fur, the kind of dog women stick in their purses. It wasn't even barking, just staring at us, dancing in place.
"Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian." I glanced up at Derek. "It's a tough call, but I think you can take him.” - The summoning Kelley Armstrong

“I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.” - Richelle mead Blood promise.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

Top ten series:

1. The Hunger Games!

2. Tomorrow when the war began

3. The mortal instruments

4. Halo & Hades - not the game

5. Darkest powers

6.Vampire Academy

7. Evernight

8. Witch and Wizard

9. Thieves - Ella West

10. The Vampire Diaries

Dimple's Space! :)