Come to the dark side, we have edward cullen!"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

sarcasm; my anti drug. if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook. yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. i speak fluent sarcasm

yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive girls. forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a volvo. bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore. i am a twilightaholic. Regular lions say ROAARR. Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU Sad lions say roooaaar. Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN! Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs(except Edward Cullen of course!!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this. I don't obsess, I think intensely! IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!! "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the freak is drinking my damn soda.

" I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned. "The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." hehe

"He who laughs last didn't get it." Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. -Education is important; school however, is another matter. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. "Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

You know you live in 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward Cullen I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

. Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes

, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession? Bite Me.

Completely AMAZING Twilight Quotes

"Are you still faint from the run, or was it my kissing expertise?" - Twilight (Edward)

"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Twilight (Bella)

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)

"Do I dazzle you?" "Frequently." - Twilight (Edward/Bella)

"Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving." - Twilight (Edward)

"Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." Twilight (Bella)

"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" - Twilight (Edward)

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." Twilight (Edward)

"Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - New Moon (Edward)

"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - New Moon (Alice)

"Would it be childish to hide in your closest?" - New Moon (Edward)

"It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice)

On the opposite side of the chain from the wolf, there now hung a brilliant heart-shaped crystal. It was cut in a million facets, so that even in the subdued light shining from the lamp, it sparkled... "But I thought it was a good representation," he continued. "It's hard and cold." He laughed. "And it throws rainbows in the sunlight." "You forgot the most important similarity," I murmured. "It's beautiful." "My heart is just as silent," he mused. "And it, too, is yours." - Eclipse (Edward/Bella)

His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella)

"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. - Eclipse (Emmett/Bella)

"May the best man win." "Sounds about right... pup." - Eclipse (Jacob/ Edward)

And finally... who thinks that this is one of the longest profiles that they've ever had the pleasure of scrolling past? XD Or reading. And if you've read it, then congratulations- I have just wasted about half an hour of your life. Seriously. Look at the clock. I know. Time flies, doesn't it? ╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed ║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen ║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your ╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too

"About time someone scored around here." - Breaking (emmet)