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The Colour of My Bruises Are? by
blinks reviews
Kip's rather sudden reappearance in South Park starts a wave of unsettling events for Kenny and Kyle. Kyle tries not to let his superstitions get to him, but the foreboding feeling Kip permeates isn't as bizarre, but perhaps more uncanny and threatening then firstly assumed. K2. One sided! Kip x Kyle. Non-con themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Kyle B., Kenny M.] Stan M.
Dysfunctional Oneshots by
Shufflebot reviews
Oneshots that take place in the 'Dysfunctional' series. Just little things to add to the story of Dysfunctional and Functional. Ages will be given if the oneshot doesn't take place during Dysfunctional or Functional.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
Encumbrance by
Courtanie reviews
Stan finds a video featuring Kyle that shocks him a bit. A bit more exploring into it shows that it's not by choice, and Kenny and Kyle are both in danger from this world that they've entangled themselves into. Unfortunately, their unlikely savant may want a piece of the pie all to himself. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B., Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Out by
LittleMissMuppet reviews
ON-GOING. Kyle Broflovski comes to terms with who he really is...and who he really loves. VERY Style! OC: Abby Broflovski, Kyle's older sister
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,055 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] OC
Functional by
Shufflebot reviews
Sequel to 'Dysfunctional'. Stan is trying to hold his husband together after things go bad, Cartman is returning to South Park for the first time in years, Kenny is trying to look after his kids with no money and as a single parent whilst Kyle is certain
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,425 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Dysfunctional by
Shufflebot reviews
Stan has to rely on pills to stop himself going into depression, Cartman feels as if he's been forced to self-harm, Kenny lets anyone have their way with him just for the thrill and even though Kyle seems to be holding them together, on the inside he's falling apart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,650 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Of Cigarettes and Desire by
Sadashi reviews
What do you do when the person you love is oblivious to your feelings? When he's in a relationship with someone who's completely wrong for him, because he's not you? When all of his friends hate the guy, too, which proves you're not just jealous (which you totally are)? Why, you do whatever you can to get your desired outcome.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Christophe, Kyle B., OC - Complete
Spoofed by
Jish reviews
A secret of Kyle's gets sent out to everyone, but there is no record of him ever sending it! With Stan and the rest of his friends by his side, will they find out who, and by what means, sent the message? And what will become of Kyle from the message reaching his parents? Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Milk and Honey by
Courtanie reviews
Regardless of who it is and how much you love them, not every relationship is going to be your fairytale. Multiple pairings, M for adult themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,902 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 2/7/2015 - Stan M., Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Oiled, Boiled, Sozzled, and Blotto by
Courtanie reviews
The boys fall off their rocker and into a bed, and Kyle's way too high to know what he's getting himself into. Stylennyman; drug use.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Elephantine Endeavour by
PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle takes interest in a plush pachyderm, Cartman tries to win it for him. The only problem is, Cartman sucks at claw machines. (Fluffy Kyman Valentine's One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Deepest Cuts Don't Bleed by
scarylolita reviews
Kyle's eating is disordered and his OCD is slowly getting worse. Craig is letting his philophobia control his life, denying himself anything that might make him happy. Stan is trying to mentally prepare himself for his parents' inevitable divorce. Meanwhile, Kenny is just rolling with the punches, quite literally.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,577 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Jackets and Balls by
Melissa Shane reviews
Football season is in, and so is the Homecoming dance! Kyle HATES sports, but when Stan invites him to his game, he has more than just fondling balls in mind. Style One Shot! Rated T for kissing! Enjoy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] [Butters S., Kenny M.] - Complete
Another random kyman oneshot by
Yamachinostalgia reviews
Its the day after Kyle comes out publicly, and Cartman is torn, and brooding. He wants his Jew, but he can't force Kyle to give him a chance. Cartman's POV bits of fluff and wanting... Cute banter and a gay bar.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Letter From Stan by
Llama-Egg reviews
"I've only got seven days," Those were the words that Stan feared most after speaking to his Super Best Friend for the first time in a year. Startlingly, it seemed he only had a week before Kyle was gone for good; there would be no avoiding death this time, and there would be no last minute hero to save the day.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,980 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
The Quiet Plains by
Metamotivation reviews
At seventeen, Stan couldn't take Kenny seriously when he said: "You and me, we're gonna make something of ourselves, but we can do it our own way. Kyle and Cartman are a different story." A lot of things happened before Stan was seventeen and their world spun when Kyle decided to punch this one kid in the face. But the story's much more complicated than that. UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
No One Ever Said That Life Was Fair by
Percentile reviews
"For it to be a love triangle, A must love B who loves C who loves A. You're not part of a love triangle, with you, A loves B and B loves A. C is just and unwanted bisection. At most, you're part of a love right angle, I guess."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,462 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Are You Okay? by
You'veBeenJayed reviews
"I stopped asking." Oneshot. Friendship, no slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Don’t You Love Her Madly? by
WittyWriter reviews
Kyle X Wendy, Oh yes, I went there. Wendy loved Stan. He was the perfect boyfriend, but she could not deny the spark that existed between her and Kyle. But love like that was forbidden. It was a well know fact you don't date your best friend's girl.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
Jealous of a Canadian by
Call Me Blue Streak reviews
Jealousy: [jeh·luh·see] noun, plural: ous, ies. 1. Envious resentment against a rival, a person enjoying success or advantage. Or against anothers' success or advantage itself. Het pairings: KyleRebecca, StanWendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,164 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kyle B., Rebecca C.
That Story With the Stupid Plot by
Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete