John had never imagined that he'd ever find himself living with a vampire. But if he had, he'd probably imagine a few more... stone walls and rusted iron chains and less quaint wallpaper and elderly ladies pushing biscuits.

Despite having been in phone and text contact for years, Mycroft only meets Lestrade face-to-face for the first time at Sherlock's funeral. An initial request for coffee blossoms into something more, until Mycroft has to admit something he'd much rather not acknowledge: he and Gregory Lestrade, together, are inevitable.

After the Battle of Hogwarts is over, Harry Potter feels restless and dazed by life, and struggles to find his path amid a sea of guilt and other demons of war. Who is he now if not The Chosen One? Help comes in the form of an unexpected friend, and an even more unexpected potion. Adventure, drama, romance, fantasy, hurt/comfort, humor, first time. Slash, SS/HP, brief CW/HP, RW/HG.

Sherlock and the Met are baffled by the strange deaths popping up around London. Of course, John knows what killed them, and when he finds whoever it is that was foolish enough to leave their kind exposed, he'll kill them, too. Besides, rogue newborns are far too dangerous, and he won't allow them to live in this city while his beloved does. *Part 2 of the Dark Things series*

After detention with Umbridge, Harry wanders the corridors with a bleeding hand. Snape finds him, curious as hell as to why Harry is not in bed. He then notices the bleeding hand. In the darkness of midnight, their relationship changes. However, war is coming. What will they have to sacrifice in order to win?

Harry gets a unique opportunity to get to know Severus Snape. Who knew Snape would turn out to be a cat person? 8th year at Hogwarts, Snape!lives, animagus fic, rated M for later scenes of slash.

COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".

A project for the Johnlock gift exchange, written for colorcolour, whose prompt was "footsies". John's a bit depressed this Valentine's Day... it's his first in a very long time without a date. It doesn't help that his marriage has just fallen apart. Sherlock just wants to make John smile again. Ridiculous socks, sexual tension, and cuddly smut. What more could you ask for? Enjoy!

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

Sherlock likes a lot of things; experiments, swearing in French, and proving that he's smarter than everybody else. But his absolute favourite thing is his best friend, John Watson. See warnings inside. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS.

Sherlock misses John on their 1-year anniversary. Established relationship / JohnLock - fluffy, smutty, stand-alone fic in several short chapters. *Addendum* - Sequel in progress!

Sherlock can't sleep. It's been months, but his mind won't shut off. After nights of tossing and turning in his bed, he finally asks John to help. And not even the greatest mind in England could have foreseen the consequences. A Calabash and Drifta fic. Yes, we're finally resubmitting the old stories! Rated M for chapter two

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.

John has always been a good friend. Sherlock is just trying to reciprocate. Shameless fluff ensues. Rated for depictions of violence.

Prompt-fic Sherlockbbc-fic : Mycroft gets roped into a bachelor auction. Terrified nobody will bid on him, he begs Sherlock via text: 'Please save me from this; bid on me, and I will do anything you ask me to do.' Lestrade receives the text instead.

Short fic in which Sherlock uses science to determine John's feelings. Pretty much shameless fluff and pre-slash.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

What John doesn't know won't hurt him. Sherlock watches. Mycroft observes. John sleeps.

John goes away for 5 days and Sherlock has some separation issues. PWP. Rated very M.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

After the war, Harry finds Severus under house arrest, himself badgered for publicity stunts, and the memories of his friends tampered with. Severus learns to tolerate Potter as they try to figure out just who is manipulating the wizarding world, and why.

Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.

SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.

**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS

Harry reflects on the Christmas Eve when he and Severus first found each other... fluff and comedy abound in this short, sweet christmas story. Happy Holidays!