Toby grows stranger by the year, and Sarah isn't sure that she can keep up any longer.

A spell goes awry. Unusual things happen. Goblins sing Queen. Turns out, Jareth doesn't mind it so much. At least as an occasional treat. He does like his peaches plump and juicy, after all. T for bulgy issues. Crackfic. Pun intended.

Fifteen years later, successful Hollywood actress Sarah Williams strikes a bargain with the Goblin Prince, which then leads to interesting consequences with the High Court and one smirking Goblin King. Oh, and Jareth's family is full of lunatics. Dark, dark humor. Quasi dark Jareth. A 'dysfunctionally ever after' romance. One shot.

Jareth shows up to laugh at Sarah after a horrendous blind date, prompting them to enter a mutually beneficial agreement. But then again, nothing is as it seems when the Goblin King is involved. HEA for you happy romance lovers. Crafty Jareth. Darkish humor. One shot. This is about as 'sweet' a story as I can write without throwing up.

Sarah is planning for her wedding, but Jareth has other ideas