Ummm hi!

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Grade: Sophmore

Relationship Status: Single and someone is going to have to be damned amazing to change that.

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto

Naruhina

Leesaku

Saino

ShikaTem

NejiTen

Minato/Kushina

Darker Than Black

Yin/Hei

Suou/July

Works:

I have many works in progress with my friends, SJ (Does not have an account), Saine 199611, FireBrandComatose*

A yet untitled one: A saga of the heros of the future Naruto world. I have no idea when it will be posted, needs a lot of editing/revising. But will eventually have oneshots that are mentioned or delves deeper into the personality of background characters.

Shikamaru & Temari: A rewrite of the classic tragedy Romeo and Juliet

The Mask. A oneshot of one of my characters Shado Haiku and the aftermath of a failed inflitration mission to Kiri. The mask and that failed mission will play into various storylines later. (aka when I get down to writing them down) She is a background character in the yet untitled one. Completed . . . for now anyway. And I realize that it sucks royally. I will rewrite eventually.

Revenge of the Plot Bunnies: One of my friend's plot bunnies decided to inspire this. Somehow four girls get sucked into the Naruto world and does not remember their former life and fall into the hands of different villages/orgizations: Sunagakure, Orchimaru/Otogakure, Konohagakure, and the Akatsuki. Background bios and through chapter 5 are up.

Oh and as a favor to my friend SJ I'll be posting some of her stories. Just remember they are not mine, they're hers.

Throughout the Ages

Welcome to Jump

Epic Randomness

I do not have plot bunnies they are my little atomies of creativeness. (They like it better)

(Yes I know atomies are gaunt skeletons but it shows my slightly morbid humor)

I'm always obsessed with Hatake Kakashi, and Yamato.

I also like Sai, Chojuro, Gaara, Ibiki, Minato, Hei, Onoki, Killer Bee, A, Rock Lee, Maito Gai, Tobi, Itachi, and Zero.

Right now I'm in a Kankuro mood.

My fave female characters are: (in no particular order) Tsunade, Tumei Mei, Uzumaki Kushina, Hinata, Ino, TenTen, Uzumaki Mito.

I'm also a Star Wars Geek.

I kinda like the original Star Trek series.

Men in Black is also cool.

You know you're an otaku when:

When you can only write fanfics

All of your creative ideas revolve around that series

Your friends nicknames your cats by the character they take after and knows them only by that. Three of mine are the Sand Siblings

You glomp/ask for pictures/pose with some of your favorite characters at cons

You want to find a way to have your six other female friends go to a con and recreate the seven swordsman of the Mist. And you've already assigned the swords, I get the Sewing Needle. (If you havent seen it go look it up, it's AMAZING!)

Kurai's Corner

Hello. *waves* I'm Kurai, the badass Suna Kunoichi from The Revenge of the Plot Bunnies. If you haven't read it, read it and review! Trust me the writers like any reviews and one always likes having distractions (and she needs them right now).

Thanks to my Imotochan I get to share some of my thoughts with you. Won't this be fun? Don't answer that.

To explain the whole Imotochan/Neechan thing, I'm Lady Shadow 77's darker, more cynical, sarcastic side. We balance each other out, most of the time, sometimes one or the other is more dominant. (If you think I'm crazy SJ has three or four if not more in her head)

Things I dislike:

Lying

Cheating

Toying with a girls heart

Not saying something outright and dancing around a subject

Over protectiveness

Clingliness

A lot of sweet pretty words and no actions to back them up.

Really high and uncomfortable heels

Shopping until you drop (Clothes, makeup etc. I would if it was for something useful, well more so)

Things I like:

Annoying Kankuro

Torturing Kizoki

Training

Spending time with my cat summons

Hanging out with my friends

Inflitration missions (Hey, It's fun to act in a role again)

Reviewers especially those that are signed and those that give us suggestions

Kurai vs Lady Shadow 77

(Kurai's answers will be in italic while Lady Shadow 77's will be underlined)

Top 3 Colors?

Black, Red and White

Uh. . . Blue, green and pink, I guess.

Reaction to obsessive fangirls?

Get out of my way, and stop being such fangirls before I hit you with my fan!

Ignores and walk around them, while thinking about the proper way to fangirl

Favorite Season?

Winter

Spring

Vice?

*shrugs* My violence, I guess.

Laziness

Virtue?

Determination.

Kindness

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Wait. I'm just in love with my imagination, to imagine myself in the story and then so goes on, lalala :P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't (and damn proud of it! XD), copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've gotten completely zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read the Twilight series(or at least half of it), copy and paste this into your profile. You don't even have to like the series!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be hit by a train, and you'd be laughing, copy and paste.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -The irony...-

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If your school and/or teachers suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

"You're strange/weird." No I'm not. It's called unique. "I'm unique." Copy and paste this onto your profile if you answered like that before.

If you think that everything is much more fun in an english accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why... some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Your misery = My joy

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?