thelarsvoltahide bio
Author has written 1 story for South Park. hey im lars. im a 22 year old trans man. i write fanfiction. its embarrassing but u know, whatever lol the stuff i write is super self indulgent. sometimes its nsfw. im just here to have fun. if u like my work, thats real cool. if ur interested in rping with me, thats even cooler. send me a pm and we can work something out. my big fandoms right now are as follows: steven universe homestuck south park boku no hero academia (im only caught up in the anime, i know, fake fan) the good place i have a pillowfort.io under the same username as this one, found here i also have an ao3 under the same username as this one, found here |
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Unexpected But Great by KNDnumbuh678 reviews
An interaction with a little fan sets Nathan on a new path. Will he find something he never knew he wanted?
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 6/19/2018 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E., Pickles
The First Law of Friction by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Kyle is not a fan of facial hair, but he's willing to grow it out with fifty bucks and his pride on the line. He hasn't done so happily, at least not until Kenny brought a little benefit to his attention. Just how accurate is Urban Dictionary about thigh and beard burns, anyway? K2 Blowjobs
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2018 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete
pretty pissed by vvenom reviews
nothing good can come of a drunken party fight, right? (craig/stan & kyle/stan)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 5/9/2018 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] Craig T.
An Unknowable Truth by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Netherborn is a convenient term, but Kenny doesn't actually know what he is. What he does know is that what he is cannot be known, because it is unknowable. But what happens when Kyle, in his declaration of love, glimpses what Kenny is, glimpses what he ought not know?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2018 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Game Night by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Kenny and Kyle used to sit next to each other at game night. They aren't allowed to anymore: this is why. Kenny/Kyle, Handjobs.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2018 - [Kyle B., Kenny M.] Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Summer Heat by Valori Kei reviews
It's hot as hell, so why not indulge a bit with your boyfriend? / Nipple play, style. An exchange piece with the fabulous foxydodo/tempuratentacles on tumblr!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2018 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Anánki by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Kyle's name was never mentioned by the oracles when they all learned of the prophecy, yet he's lived in the midst of it for many cycles of seasons. And in this time, with Kenny's help, he's moved on from the life taken from him, begun to forge one anew. But what happens when the past interrupts the present, and he must choose between who he was and who he's become? Kenny/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2018 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
The Mattress Benefits by Valori Kei reviews
Stan, Kenny, and Kyle rent a new apartment just the three of them, and end up sharing a bed their first night. / Stylenny, threeway, everyone tops and everyone bottoms because why the heck not!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2018 - [Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M.] - Complete
We Know We're Not Getting Anywhere by MeeksReeks reviews
When Stan opened his eyes in the mornings, fixing them on the same ceiling for as long as he could remember, he just felt empty. It was an unbearable pit in his stomach, a brain numbing feeling of disconnect. Struggling with backhanded feelings that he couldn't even pin a name to, Stan was in for a ride he would never forget. Stan x Kyle /slow start/Language
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 2/7/2018 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Between Us by Valori Kei reviews
Stan comes to learn something about himself and goes to Kyle for advice, only for Kyle to take him home to Kenny. / Stylenny, emphasis on Stenny because there's never enough stenny content. Stan is the true bottom in this. Brief mentions of past Stan/Wendyl
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2017 - [Stan M., Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Forces of Nature by TeamAlphaQ reviews
Stan didn't want to go to the party in the first place, seeing as he and Kyle were in the middle of having a fight and the boy hadn't spoken to him for days. But of course, boys will be boys and Kenny will be Kenny and Stan is pretty sure that an Angry Drunk Kyle is either the hottest thing he's ever seen or possibly the scariest.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Falling in Steps by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
When Toki first joins the band, Pickles doesn't quite know what to think of the kid, but it doesn't really matter; he needs him to play, not be his friend. Soon, though, that's exactly what he becomes, and eventually their relationship develops into more.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2016 - [Toki W., Pickles] - Complete
Tales of Mordland by lunasalsal
People of Mordland tell the stories of the past and present. This story doesn't follow the original canon of the series, changes and differences will be explained as chapters go by.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Nathan E., Pickles, Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Come Through by cooliochick5
The snow clinging to his leather boots, the boys; no, his boys, faces go from grim to sullen as he turned his back on them. The sinking dread in the pit of his heart as he left Toki's safety in their hands. By now he felt as though that fear was unnecessary. He knew all too well that they would come through in the end. They always did.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2016 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E., Pickles, Toki W.
Pages from the Book of Friendship by duraburu reviews
A short drabble with Nathan/Pickles undertones. Silces-of-life at Mordhaus and elsewhere. Will be continued as inspiration strikes. (Might even contain smut at one point, the rating will then change accordingly.)
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 9/9/2015
my voice your candle by pennywhistles reviews
his eyes are warm and sincere and nathan's favorite shade of green, like florida grass. /nathanpickles
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Nathan E., Pickles] - Complete
Stay by shiiki-sama
*ONE-SHOT* This was originally supposed to be posted on tumblr. But I felt a bit insecure about it, so enjoy it here. And it's just a one-shot. Lemme know what you think. Rated T, just in case. I need more Tickles fics in my life.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Incultus reviews
Skwisgaar is a high school drop out who lives in Stockholm. He meets a disoriented Norweigan, Toki Wartooth on a cold winter night. And his life changes after an accident.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Attending Fuckface Academy by 4pollos reviews
Toki Wartooth, a stoner skater boy with a terrible home life, falls in love with the lead guitarist of a grunge band, the beautiful and foreign Skwisgaar Skwigelf. Oh, and the other guys do some stuff, too. AU.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 153,642 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 7/21/2012 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.]
Pöjke Gay by nursehelena reviews
Reverend Wartooth answers the call to preside over a church in Sweden, uprooting his family from the humble life they've always led. Exposed to a much more complicated version of the world, his son Toki has a steep learning curve. Realizing he's gay in a small, conservative town is extremely difficult to deal with...although isn't so bad when he's not alone.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] Abigail R.
Fall Forward, Spring Back by 4pollos reviews
Those months when Skwisgaar was fucked up on heroin. (Takes place between "Blowjobs and Milkshakes" and "Graduation Day.")
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] [Pickles, Nathan E.] - Complete
Sleepyhead by nursehelena reviews
Skwisgaar's a lot easier to deal with, when sleepy.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Toki W., Skwisgaar S.] - Complete
The Duel of Versailles by fieldandfountain reviews
An AU Versailles where electric guitar is everything! Count Toki Wartooth is a non-entity at Versailles until he wows with the power of his guitar. But when Monsieur Skwigelf, guitar master, arrives at court, Count Wartooth may lose everything. Inspired by the short portion of the Doomstar Requiem Duel where Skwisgaar and Toki battle dressed as courtiers. Skwisgaar/Toki.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Ugly by YourRhineStoneEyes reviews
Toki isn't sure how to even feel after his year of captivity under Magnus' watch, he doesn't even feel like he's remotely the same person that he was before.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
One Year Late by YourRhineStoneEyes reviews
Skwisgaar had been dreading this day ever since Toki went missing.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Not That Shocking by YourRhineStoneEyes reviews
Skwisgaar hasn't felt comfortable spending time alone with Toki ever since the events of Doomstar Requiem, but with a few drinks and the dark part of a bar he finds himself feeling a bit more comfortable.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
I Don't Want To Have To by superlabelgirl reviews
Pickles is living large, Snakes n' Barrels reaching the height of its popularity. But no amount of drugs, sex, or success can stop his past can coming back for him. SnB era Pickles. Rated T for profanity, non-explicit drugs, sex, and violence, and very explicit glam metal. Please R&R!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Pickles
Song and Dance by 4pollos reviews
Sex and love entwine as Skwisgaar finds surrendering to be a bittersweet, but necessary, business.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Pickles the Drummer The Beginning by RogueKlokateer reviews
Our Favourite Wisconsin brand Drummer from his origins. Don't be douchebags and leave a review, why don't ya?
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Pickles, Nathan E. - Complete
Soothing The Scars by TheReaperXSophie reviews
The deep scars on Toki's back were hurting, as they often did. The gentle touch of a certain Swede, however, soon makes him feel better. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Hurry up and wait by korr reviews
Charles, ex-corporate lawyer finds death to be very boring until he meets Nathan, ex-lead singer. Very AU
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Free as a Bird by MadiYasha reviews
It's the next best thing to be. Pickles/Tony, Pickles/Nathan
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Nathan E., Pickles - Complete
Or Perhaps the Decree of Fate by korr reviews
Set Pre-Dethklok, an unlucky Charles, who starts off as a timid law clerk, meets Nathan and his life gets turned upside down as his apartment slowly becomes a halfway home for wayward musicians. SLASH
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
Kiss Of Green by the Last Flowerchild reviews
When Toki quits the band and tries to go back to Norway, Pickles is forced to go along with him and pull him back into the world of Dethklok. Their journey ends up leading them thru the countryside of Ireland. Pickles/Toki slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,994 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Toki W., Pickles - Complete
It's Complicated
Stan works the same job he has since high school and doesn't do much else. Kyle has just finished his Masters Degree and is back in South Park temporarily while he searches for somewhere to start his career. Kenny is helping his little sister have a better life than he had while trying to figure out why he feels something is missing. Will they go their separate ways for good?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,537 - Published: 1/11