FanFicersAnonymoushide bio
 This is the FF.net profile for FanFicers Anonymous. Where a British Bitch and an American Whore show their love for things Twilight related. The American Whore ~ Jessica is a fantabulous woman with a heart of pure gold. She is officially Team Jasper/Bella but I know she can't help but swing my way once in a while. Her not so secret fantasy is to have a threesome with Jackson Rathbone and Robert Pattinson and If i could give it to her I would. I love her to LITTLE pieces. The British Bitch ~ Mary is a darling of a person who will satisfy the sweet tooth of anyone. Owning her heart is Team Edward/Bella, but don't let her fool you - that door swings a lot of ways. Her mission: to prove Robert Pattinson IS man enough, for all of the fantasies. I know she can bring him to his potential. I love my Muffin! Introductions: Mary aka The British Bitch: Jessica aka The American Whore: Trouble and a good laugh are always just lurking around the corner, care to play? This profile is where you can find all the links to every author and story we mention on the blog, it's easy access, kind of like wearing a skirt! |
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Vie by thatisastory reviews
Emerging from the shadow of grief and despair, Jasper & Bella make good on a promise: To live. They delve into the vampire world and discover an old coven with new friends, a dark history, and a vendetta that cannot be ignored. Sequel to Afterlife. Jas/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,645 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper
nonsense and other various whatnots by SweetDulcinea reviews
A collection of random one-shots, drabbles, and short pieces. Various pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Just One Night by Calikisses reviews
What starts out as a birthday celebration with friends turns into something completely unexpected when a good girl meets a fraternity president - who makes good girls go bad. For FGB winners BBSapphire24 and iciripiciri. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,741 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Play Date by kfoster2519 reviews
Bella Swan is a 23-year-old single mom with a daughter who is 3 years old. Edward Cullen is a 27-year-old single father with a son who is 4 years old. The two meet one night at a get together with friends and family and hit it off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,253 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Reborn by Alsper reviews
Mary died when Jasper was a kid, so who is Alice and why is he so drawn to her? AH/AU Rated M for language, adult themes, and sexual content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,326 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Go Ask Alice by Makkitotosimew reviews
The mostly APOV companion tale to I Have Seen the Rain. I wouldn't recommend reading it if you're not caught up to at least chapter 10 in IHSTR. Otherwise, spoiler city! You've been warned. Rated M for war violence and such. *Nom'd for an Indie TwiFic!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Demons and Sinners by Alsper reviews
Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 226,455 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Twilight Four by LaViePastiche reviews
When it comes to rising to a challenge, I never cease to amaze myself. Inside, find four thought-provoking drabbles that took only three months to complete. You know what they say: FOUR OUT OF TWENTY-FIVE AIN'T BAD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010
The Twilight TwentyFive: OneShots by Legna989 reviews
A collection of one-shots for The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LiveJournal. Various POVs, pairings, rating and universes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010
Eddie's Little Secret by jajo reviews
What is real and what is fiction? Bc right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Toxic by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella & Peter have done it all - friendship, dating, bed buddies, and every confusing fluctuation in between. They eventually come to accept that they just don't work together, but that sexual chemistry never goes away... AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,049 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Peter
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8246 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Anywhere But Here by SparklingTwilight reviews
J/B & E/A are living on the streets of Seattle. What happens when their paths cross one day? Will they rise up against the odds, or hit rock bottom? Drugs, drinking, excessive obscene language, and mature adult content. OOC. Canon Cpls. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 212,649 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stickup, So to Speak by ElleCC reviews
Two strangers, two six-packs, two men with guns. How messed up is fate's sense of humor? For MsKathy's Haiti Relief Compilation. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Stickup, So to Speak by LaViePastiche reviews
Two strangers, two six-packs, two men with guns. How messed up is fate's sense of humor? For MsKathy's Haiti Relief Compilation. Collab with ElleCC. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
I Have Seen the Rain by Makkitotosimew reviews
Bella and Edward meet amidst the turmoil of the Vietnam War. Love and friendships are put to the test as their worlds are torn apart. AH, canon pairings, M for language and possible sexin'. *Nominated for SIX Indie TwiFic Awards!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,724 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The First Breath by LaViePastiche reviews
When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,161 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The First Breath by ElleCC reviews
When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,203 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
In a New Direction by AmberStar63 reviews
Alice is forced to reexamine her life and the choices she made. A story about changes, friendships and letting yourself live the life you deserve. A/J, B/E, R/Em – AH Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,990 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Nothing's logical by AonL reviews
A simple outing between friends is supposed to be what friendship is all about,right? That's what J/B/A/R/E thought too, but instead were quickly faced with a scenario worse than any nightmare... Will any of them survive?AH.Violence.M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Bite Your Lip by HisShinySilverVolvo reviews
They were broken when they found each other, and together they mended each other's wounds... but every harsh wound always leaves a scar. Complicated, stupid, selfish, impossible... love. // Jasper-Bella story, Rated M to be safe. 600 reviews!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,531 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper
The Twilight TwentyFive: Drabbles by Legna989 reviews
A collection of drabbles for The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LiveJournal. Various POVs, pairings, rating and universes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Son of a Preacher Man: The New Testament by LaViePastiche reviews
This is a place to house my FFFA out-take, mostly. I don’t know if there will be other SoaPM out-takes, but if there are, they will be found here! AH Edward/Bella/Jasper. M for very mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/15/2010
Can't Buy My Love by Alsper reviews
Alice is a girl of money and social standings, Jasper is considered beneath her. What happens at the Masquerade? OneShot for the "Inspiration is Key" contest. A/J, AH, AU M for a reason! FIRST PLACE WINNER
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Dark Side of The Moon by Jasper'sPrincess213 reviews
Bella is much stronger than she thinks. When Edward tries to leave her in New Moon, she understands what he’s doing and gets him to stay. Everything is great until she realizes that they just weren’t meant to be. J/B Story. Rated M for language & lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,142 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Geek Assimilation by JenJadeEyes reviews
Geekward Shuffle Entry. Co-written by MistyFate. Edward has lived a lonely life, until he attends college. Once there, he meets Jasper Whitlock, who forever challenges his thinking and alters the direction of his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Dead Can't Testify by 4lettrwrd reviews
Familial bonds in the life of vampires begets fierce protection and absolute loyalty. Sometimes they must protect each other from themselves, and newcomers are not always welcome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Camels and Cloves by Chicklette reviews
It's not what they say, it's what they whisper: New girl Isabella Swan has heard nothing good about Jasper Whitlock. So why can't she stay away from him? Are the rumors true? AH/OOC M- drink/drugs/sex. "For the Love of Jasper" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
First Assignment by Legna989 reviews
Bella finds more to enjoy than just the scenery while on her first job with a travel magazine. AH. Example Entry for the For the Love of Jasper Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Afterlife by thatisastory reviews
Becoming a vampire was supposed to mean a new beginning for Bella. Instead tragedy is visited upon the Cullens, and Bella is neither alive, nor dead, left to keep a promise she wishes she'd never made. This is her Afterlife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,430 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Snap by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Snap decisions have devastating consequences. Edward makes a different choice on Bella's first day of school and learns the hard way that two wrongs can never make a right. A two-part dark AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret OneShot by Twilighter620 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is Lieutenant-Detective Edward Anthony Masen and he's hopelessly in love with his boss' daughter...journalist, Bella Swan. On the night of one of Seattle's deadliest storms their secret passion unravels.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete