Ponyful is Awesome
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Joined 01-29-10, id: 2235164, Profile Updated: 05-09-10
Author has written 2 stories for Inheritance Cycle, and Protector of the Small Quartet.

um not quite sure what 2 put on here. uhhhhh. . .here we go

Name: if u dont know what my name is and want to know, i dont think i wanna give it too you

Interests: Horses, chocolate, dogs, and GOOD REAL TALENT-ERIFIC music, like rock and punk rock and alternative, and NOT pop, rap, or stuff like that. blech

Role Model: Tre Cool, drummer from the band Green Day, and overall BEST PUNK-ROCK DRUMMER IN THE WORLD (in my opinion). he's a druggie, smokes pot, and is an alcoholic, yeah, sometimes i wonder whats wrong with me too, but then i give up and keep worshiping him. TRE COOL!!

Fictional Role Model(s): Keladry of Mindelan (from the Protector of the Small series) and Mulan (from the Disney movie)

Stuff: I no be girly-girl. seriously, the day you see me be girly is the day werewolves come to eat me. I'm immature, I like being a kid, to enjoy it while it lasts and while my parents have to pay the bills! c'mon people!! dress up for Halloween and splash in mud puddles and play in snowball fights! put down that makeup bag and gossip magazine and have FUN! jeez its not that hard. I'm against going with the crowd. it's stupid, and cliques and stuff too, I make a point just to go against it. I've been called a freak, but hey, all the better. I enjoy walking around school in my purple Doc Martins in my long shorts going PONYFUL! I don't believe in makeup, its stupid. Everyone's pretty as they are, and makeup just makes you guys look fake, just ew. give it UP people!

Favorite Books: I have WAY to many favorite books!! I LOVE BOOKS!! but ONE of my favorite authors has to be Tamora Peirce. she portrays girls as strong and independent, and as I'm a feminist, I love it. and she's an amazing writer. One of her characters (Keladry of Mindelan) is my fictional role model. READ THE SERIES Protector of the Small by Tamora Peirce.

Favorite Movies: just warning you, I like ACTION movies. keyword ACTION. the opposite would be called Mamma Mia the Movie. really, I hated the music and the plot of that so much I didn't watch it. it sounds extremely boring. anyway, back to my nerdarific fav movies! the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars, Star Trek, the Mummy, Indiana Jones, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (and other Monty Python movies) and School of Rock. those are the best movies of all time. I like many more, but those are just the best.

FAVORITE MUSIC: here's a sampler (all of them i LOVE but Green Day's the BEST!): ACDC, AFI, Arcade Fire, the Beatles, the Clash, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Dead Kennedys, Everclear, Earth Wind and Fire, Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, Kings Of Leon, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, The Offspring, Metallica, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, R.E.M., the Ramones, the Sex Pistols, Shindown, Silos, Switchfoot, Weezer, the Who, and 3 Colours Red. But just assume that most Punk/Hard Rock/Alternative music i listen to i will like. i doth detest modern rap (what its become), fake pop music thats all studio mod., and dont like hip-hop. blah. but i can respect (if not love) all music (i respect the peeps who sit in studios making untalented people sound. . .well not talented, but better than they are)

BEST QUOTES EVER: "Michael Jackson is very dangerous-" "-Around your young son!!"-Billie Joe Armstrong and Tre Cool

"Yes we have considered becoming Canadian citizens, now that George Bush has stolen another election."-Tre Cool

"You guys will be checking your papers this year because I have a life and therefore dont have time to check papers for you guys"-my english teacher

"Why is it called "life insurance" if it only comes into effect after you've died?"

“The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before.”- Lars Ulrich (drummer for Metallica)

“I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to”-Jimi Hendrix

"This song's called American Idiot. It's about me."-Billie Joe Armstrong

"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."-(assume from this point forward that i dont know who wrote the quote if theres no name behind it)

At some point during your tour you will wake up in the middle of the night punching the ceiling thinking you're in a coffin."-Mike Dirnt

"We rolled tonight, to the guitar bite. And for those about to rock, I salute you."-AC/DC

"It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger that counts"-Tre Cool

“I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.”-Tre Cool

“I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.”-Tre Cool

“I want to wash your grandmother.”-Tre Cool

“Mmmmmmmmmm...You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?”-Tre Cool

"I think popular music is at the worst it's ever been right now"-Billie Joe Armstrong

ok, lessee, what else? OH!

Religion: Hugatarian (well, technically I'm a Unitarian Universalist, which is kinda an open religion. You can believe anything you want. they would let Hitler into their services and say "we respect your beliefs for who you are" so yeah, not quite a real religion for me, but i like the other crazy kids whose parents dragged them along to church, so i go to hang out with them)

Celebrity Crush: Sid Vicious, late bassist of the band the Sex Pistols. look him up on google images. i dare you to disagree

New Quote of the day (of however long until I decide to change it):

"I feel. . .like a NACHO!"-me

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No Music, No Life by Brandi Heir reviews
AU and OOC. Kel has always loved music and the Corus Knight's Academy for Music has produced all the big names that Tortall loves so much. Ten years ago, a proclamation said girls could enter. But none have been accepted until now. Rated T for language.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,996 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010
While At Masbolle by PurpleMyste reviews
An account of Keladry of Mindelan's stay at Masbolle. Future KD, set after Lady Knight.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Tortall
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Riders' Legacy the next generation reviews
Alimorel, an elf woman living in Alagaesia, is a royal spy, as well as a blacksmith. But soon her life would be overturned when she captures a half elf, half human boy. But he is more than just a hybred, he is an illegitimate son. Alezando Eragonsson.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010
The World Will Change reviews
Paige is a lower-city girl, subject to sexism and arranged marriage. Even though Keladry is now a Lady Knight, many are still not allowed to chase their dreams. Can Paige overcome what is expected of her to be who she wants to be?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010