what's the point in living if you cant make a joke, so don't be afraid to jump the ship and take your own crazy little path, even if it has sharks. ~bullet_in_the_dark Why did I have to be born? Why do I have to go to school? Why do I have to get a job? Why do I have to read? Why do I have to listen? Maybe I wanted to be a duck. I have no life. I'm not funny. Look I'll tell you a joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady? Little old lady who? I don't know I was asking you. See, I'm not funny. Well enjoy your beautiful day. Though, it's not as beautiful as you. Will you marry me? Okay, figured you would say no. Okie Dokie. Time to get a little bit more Sirius. (if you dont get that we cant be friends.) I make slow updates on ALL of my stories because I'm a lazy sack if shit. Now personal things. My favorite color is purple. My day to blow out the candles is the 15.th (I'm a Sagittarius) HAHAHA! I MADE YOU THINK! I have no friends. I'm dating my bed, but my alarm clock is a jealous hoe. My favorite word is: Bubbernugget. TASTE THE RAINBOW I support gays. I'm straight. I'm dirty minded. If you say 'fluff' you don't want to know what I'm think. My mind is like a kid who just had twenty sodas, cocaine, and candy, while being at Toys 'R Us I contemplate my existence a lot. And I curl up on my bed and play my guitar. I'm bored. I live in America, but one day I'm gonna travel all over the world. That's all folks! IMPROBABLE NOT IMPOSSIBLE!!! \()/ RAVENCLAW BITCHES!!!