What's up? My name is Tess and I love to write. I think being able to have hundreds of people read your work without them having to see your face is one of the best things that the computer has done for us...other than yaoi, of course. :D

I am a member of the ever-powerful Spoom. We pwn you, and you must bow down to us. (and Prussia of course. Bow to Prussia! :D)

Name: Tess Spoom

Age: As old as the metal in can of the last soda you drank.

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'

Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

~*~ I, Tess Spoom, do solemnly swear that I will stop posting slash warnings because it perpetuates the prejudice that being gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, or queer is somehow more inappropriate than being heterosexual. ~*~