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General Disclaimer: The only thing I own is the plot and I make no money off of my stories. All cover photos belong to their respective talented artists.

I'm also active on Ao3 under the same username. You can find me here:


An apology:

Forgive me for slow/non-existent updates. As much as I enjoy living in my imagination, there is this thing called real life.


STATUS:

brainstorm - planning - writing - vacation - dying from school - lost on the road of life


Current Projects:

A Paper Alliance

-A Founders' Era AU. Length currently undetermined.

-Current chapter progress: 50%


Completed Projects:

Oblivion

-one-shot Hashimada


About Me:

Fandoms: Naruto, Hetalia, Fate Zero, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, LOTR, BBC Sherlock, SSBB


Reviews

And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied from 'Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka'-

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan-fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. A positive review, or any review at all really, just warms my soul. To think that someone actually spared the time to leave me a word or two...that really makes me smile.

2) Visit our author page. Those kinds of hits really make us happy. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for statuses and upcoming story ideas. To me, I think 'Wow, if people actually took the time to read the profile, of me, a lowly author, it must mean that those people really appreciate my work!' and that just makes my day.

3) Leave a favorite, or a follow. While I do dearly love reviews, favorites and follows are just as encouraging. Just one hit of a button on your part could really bring hope to a despairing author, not to mention that those indicate a public approval of our work, which may bring more readers!

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why is no one saying anything? Is my story truly so boring?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

When writers put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word, those are not even a fraction of the thoughts we think.

If you're not a writer, please, think in our shoes for a moment, and have a little compassion for us.

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it and smile as your inner muse sings a lively song...

So, why not give fellow writers the same joy, the same sense of confidence and contentment? We are all a community of writers and readers, united by our love of the works that inspired us and made our imaginations soar, surely we can all afford to be supportive of each other?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writers themselves decide to quit, denying the world their skills of writing that I would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

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Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 234,709 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 4,657 - Follows: 4,997 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Madara U., OC
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,046 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 4,510 - Follows: 5,055 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
The Kirita Chronicles by Knowledgeseeker66 reviews
What would have happened if certain characters' genders were altered while others remained the same? How differently would certain events play out & affect the development of certain relationships? Who will live & who will die? See how the alterations of certain characters' genders & histories will cause ripples throughout the story. Spoilers in reviews and polls.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 883,833 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] Argo, Heathcliff/Akihiko K.
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,259 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Interrupting' 221B by phantom-lass reviews
5 Times when poor Lestrade thinks that he is interrupting something between Sherlock and John. Seriously he is an inspector, he can spot a pattern when he sees one... Protective John and Lestrade. Set in my Fem!Sherlock Universe. Femlock. (GIRL Sherlock was born from reading Sherlock Holmes, Mary Russell and Flavia de Luce too close together)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,109 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7512 - Favs: 9,746 - Follows: 10,273 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
The Prince of Swords by ToumaFF reviews
Kazuto was always exceptionally talented, but limited by his own idea of kindness. Having been corrected at an early age, he excels through life without much of a purpose. Now trapped in a rather gruesome death game of his own choice, he will attempt to break though it as Kirito, the famed Prince of Swords. Kirito/Multi
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 201,026 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 5,023 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Lisbeth/Rika S., Argo
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,573 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 6,719 - Follows: 7,409 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Hero & The Psycho by D0T reviews
"I only keep you alive because you resemble him, I only hurt you little, because you help me forget about my stressful life. I have nothing against you, but your face, it just stirs something within me... It draws me near..." She said, he couldn't bear hearing those words. "Are you implying that I'm your slave?" She smiled "No, Masuta, you're my precious little toy." Budo/Ayano
Yandere Simulator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,418 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/1/2018 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Ayano A./Yandere-chan, Budo M.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Silver Resistance by ScytheRider reviews
In a world where an evil master oppresses all free Pokémon, a human-turned-Charmander teams up with a fugitive Bulbasaur and embarks on a journey for answers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 775,303 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Charmander/Hitokage, Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Scyther/Strike, Raichu
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 4,471 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,921 - Reviews: 5397 - Favs: 10,188 - Follows: 11,058 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton, Amphitrite
All or Nothing by That Dastard Cerberus reviews
Arturia "Saber" Pendragon felt her life was coming to a crashing halt when she found herself engaged to the rich yet egotistical Gilgamesh. Yet when he offers her an ultimatum, she can't help but accept. Become his girlfriend for a year and do not fall in love with him in that time span? Easy. Or so she thinks. ON HIATUS UNTIL LATE 2019
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,185 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 9/4/2013 - [Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon, Saber]
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,745 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 3,833 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Of Strangers and Friends by cywsaphyre reviews
Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,273 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
The Lucid Berserker by RedhathackerSin reviews
Ilya had wanted to summon the greatest of the Greek Heroes for the Fifth Heaven's Feel, instead she got a Berserker who retained his mind and calls her Ilya-hime. What kind of change can Naruto bring to Fate under the Berserker class?
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,144 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Naruto U., Illyasviel von Einzbern
Getting Around to It by tangeton reviews
Like this, Hashirama and Madara would construct their reality as they had constructed their dream. Together.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Madara's Student by juubiwriter99 reviews
Naruto died at the Valley of the End, at the hands of his best friend Sasuke Uchiha. Now revived by Madara, Naruto will complete the Eye of the Moon plan and bring peace to the world or kill anyone in his way, before his hatred consumes him and is left with nothing. Powerful-Naruto, emotionless-Naruto, Sharingan/EMS Naruto, Naruto X Konan,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 382,461 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 3,606 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Naruto U., Konan] Madara U.
She Followed Me Home by joshstar1 reviews
Ayano always followed her senpai home, she needed to protect him from those who would take him from her. So what if one day, senpai actually needed her protection? That changes everything...
Yandere Simulator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,511 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Ayano A./Yandere-chan, Osana N., Taro Y./Senpai
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Stiff-necked Suitor by Aeliia reviews
After a night of drunkenness and lovemaking, Madara pretends like it never happened and Hashirama is stuck with knowing it did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
THW by JMenace reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Another Yandere by kiskisbella reviews
Yandere-chan discovers the corpse of her beloved Senpai...
Yandere Simulator - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Ayano A./Yandere-chan, Budo M., Taro Y./Senpai - Complete
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,408 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Ferret and the Weasel by Phoenix Soar reviews
Draco Malfoy will do anything to win over Harry Potter's heart, even if it means having to "befriend" Ron Weasley first. Too bad his new attitude and attempts to get close to Ron keep giving the red-head constant heart attacks ... Implied Draco/fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 7/13/2011 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Baby Sitting Kidvengers! by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,696 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 4,561 - Follows: 5,546 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
A Different Fate by KitsuneMiyuKendraHyuga reviews
What if both Gilgamesh and Saber were drenched in the Grail's darkness at the end of Fate/Zero? Waking up with a real human body, Arturia struggles to come to terms with her past, adjust to the present she didn't ask for and make sure that the Fifth Grail War never happens in the future… all with the golden King's unsolicited presence by her side. COMPLETE.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,100 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Arturia Pendragon, Gilgamesh] Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern - Complete
Not After The Pervert, Please by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 558 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U. - Complete
Rise Like a Phoenix by Heart of PureSilver reviews
Tobirama gets a second chance to right his wrongs in the past…as a GIRL! How will he deal with this new problem, the prejudice and obstacles that come with it, as well as his conflicting views towards Madara? Not to mention feeling something other than hatred for a certain Izuna Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 1/15/2016 - [Izuna U., Tobirama S.] [Hashirama S., Madara U.]
His Hair by EpitomeOfBoredom reviews
His hair was beautiful. HashiMada. Reviews are very much appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Minato's Dismay by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Minato decides to rant about the utterly horrifying, completely improper, and (most likely) emotionally abusive relationship his daughter shares with her teammate, Sasuke Uchiha. Iruka tries to get the Hokage to deal with his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru Companion piece to Fugaku's Laments (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 563 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Naruko U. - Complete
Anything but Normal by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Fifteen years after the Promised Day, Selim Baker leads a life like any normal human. But a strange attempt on his life will lead him to discover just how abnormal he really is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 161,805 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Selim B., Pride, Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Fugaku's Laments by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 663 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U., Naruko U. - Complete
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 232,538 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
Only True in Fairy Tales by black.k.kat reviews
Part 2 of the Criminals 'verse. "Well, it's only noon and I've already been shot twice and had a flower vase broken over my head. I'd hate to see what the rest of the day has in store for me." (Or, the continuing adventures of Obito the eco-warrior/somewhat-reformed terrorist and his besotted boyfriend Kakashi.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,829 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Aventure by Aisu-c0de reviews
She's the King of the Swords. He's the strongest man of the district. She was just cleaning a mess she walked pass, and he was only seeking a cure for his boredom. But... /AU, Highschool setting/R&R?
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,204 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Saber, Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon
Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 368,310 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,654 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Mass Havoc Ensues by SoSaysL reviews
Gilgamesh buys a grand yacht, cleverly annoys people, takes over the world, and generally gets everything he wants...except Saber. Oneshot. Set after Fate/Zero. [Twelve Shots of Summer: Second Raid]
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Gilgamesh - Complete
The Way Back Home by sinemoras09 reviews
Kiritsugu summons Heroic Spirit EMIYA instead of Saber. AU. Gen. Spoilers for Fate/Zero and F/S: UBW
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 258 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Kiritsugu E., EMIYA, Irisviel vE. - Complete
What Remains by sinemoras09 reviews
Love is an anchor. Archer/Rin. Shirou/Rin. Collection of post-UBW oneshots. COMPLETE.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,062 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015 - EMIYA, Rin T. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 14,223 - Follows: 15,902 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Ugly Little Uchiha - A Sad Fairy Tale by Gweatherwax reviews
Who better to raise a monster than another? Sometimes, huge mistakes can only be corrected by great tragedies. CANON verse, deviates post-chapter 700. Mature/dark themes, angst, violence, child abandonment/abuse/murder. Naruto and Sasuke's bond rebuilt from zero. Shonen-ai. NOT for Sakura and Hinata fans, hater SS/NH fans will be summarily ignored. Beta'd. Cover image by me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,930 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oops by WDW reviews
Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,046 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Rin, Minato N.
In the Wake of an End by BethanRose reviews
When Chrom finds Robin after searching for years, her memory is damaged and half-lost, and she cannot recall him or the hard-fought victory they won over Grima. Can he help her to remember? Post-endgame story, ChromxRobin with other pairings.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,966 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom - Complete
Under Cloudy Skies by Liz Hollow reviews
[prequel to "Across the Sun"] After being taken advantage of by the world she saved, May removes herself from the equation. She plans an elaborate game, sending one brave Adventurer back and forth across the country to save the broken world she left behind. But first she must plant the letters and find out how to fix something that cannot be helped.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,007 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] Nate/Kyouhei - Complete
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle by black.k.kat reviews
Part 1 of the Criminals 'verse. Obito snatches up the abandoned bottle, jogs three steps, and hurls it with all the force he can manage at the back of the white-haired litterer's head, snarling, "Hey, asshole! It's called recycling!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 217 - Published: 5/6/2015 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 5,808 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Go find your heart (take it back) by black.k.kat reviews
Obito wakes up. This is…not how it was supposed to go. (Wherein Obito is broken but not shattered, several [dozen] people want the Rokudaime dead, Rin makes a totally awesome Jedi ghost, and there are balcony scenes but no one is named Romeo. Or Juliet.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,258 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] Genma S., Rin
Morning Orchid by Canna reviews
AU. He shouldn't have wandered into the forest. Every insects that dwells in the meadow knew of the danger in there, but Deidara didn't realize how dangerous until he woke up and found himself being kept as livestock by one of his species worst predator. The Orchid mantis. [Sasodei with side pairings KisaIta and KakuHidan. Rated M for future chapter]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,065 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Deidara, Sasori]
Naruto, The Dark Flash by KenzoXShuyita reviews
Of the 10,000 players in the most anticipated game of the year, Naruto is the only player given the gift of chakra. However, everything quickly goes down to hell when instead of being the game that everyone was expecting...all players receive something they never asked for. Everyone's life is at stake, and there are 100 floors to complete. Strong/Smart Naruto. Naruto/Silica Pairing
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 139,151 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] [Naruto U., Silica/Keiko A.]
Courting Uzumaki by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Or why Minato Namikaze started learning fuuinjutsu. MinaKushi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Aniki's Guard by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 547 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 651 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sweet Silesia by advidartist reviews
A happy marriage spurred from elopement, a jealous ex-lover seeking his revenge, and a young girl caught between the two. As war draws near lovers will feud and hearts will be broken, only to find them buried in sweet Silesia. SlightAU 18th cent PruHunAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,780 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Prussia, Hungary
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Reality by LeilaEditer reviews
Their lives had already been twisted by the Dark King's hands. But after his sister disappeared and he drew that sword, nothing was the same again. Plunged into a world of violence and darkness, it takes everything they've got to stay sane. And they thought high school was hard.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 279,417 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [Link, Zelda] Ganondorf, Zant - Complete
Bridges by angelbunnycakes reviews
She was a young university student. He was Tokyo's respected Chief of Police. Their lives follow two different orbits, constantly in motion, never touching. But when their worlds collide, the unlikely duo find themselves fighting a battle that questions their very existence. Is there such thing as destiny, or are we all doomed to fail? femNaru/Sasu. Ratings may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,840 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wonders and Contemplations by Percyjacksonfan3 reviews
What was the other characters reactions and thoughts to the surprising Percebeth reunion? What were the rest of them feeling? Read to find out! Lot's of Percebeth and there is Jiper, hints of Leyna and hints of Gwakota and Thuke. Suggestions of characters POV's are accepted.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 166,126 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Reborn at Hogwarts by phoenixyfriend reviews
Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,486 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Akatsuki
The Artist and the Faker by Agitated Animator reviews
When the Einzberns summon a different Servant for the 5th War, Shirou Emiya winds up summoning the Red Saber from Fate/Extra. With this Servant by his side, Shirou's in for a Grail War unlike any other. Done as a response to The Infamous Man's challenge.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Shirō E.
The Percabeth Club by spectaculaire reviews
A collection of Percabeth drabbles/oneshots from the POVs of all the supporting characters. From Connor Stoll to Poseidon to Mrs. O'Leary, this story attempts to dedicate a chapter to every single PJO and HoO character. Feel free to request a character! I promise no OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,651 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Other Side by Makkoska reviews
When it's all over, Madara has the chance to try to make better choices – trying again and again until he gets them right. What he missed in life, he can now make up for in death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] Izuna U., Tobirama S. - Complete
This Sucks by Pleasedial123 reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
four times Madara wants to kill Tobirama (and one time he doesn't) by grassyhyuuga reviews
"If Uchiha Madara loved his brother any less, he would be a dead man."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
WoaWS: Akatsuki's Crimson Princess by EDelta88 reviews
Years ago Konoha went too far and created the very demon they feared only for it do disappear a short time later. Now it's the beginning of the Chunnin Selection Exam, teams from all over have come, even one from the elusive Akatsuki organization Fem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruko U., Madara U.
Haunted by Hashilavalamp reviews
Hashirama lives his life with a ghost accompanying him every step of the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Days Until Tomorrow by Liz Hollow reviews
All I can do is count the days until I see him again, but it always seems that tomorrow is too far away. [A series of drabbles chronicling May's journey across Hoenn.]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 17,174 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] Brendan/Yūki
More Shocking Than Lightning by Mayomay reviews
At war, it was seen disgraceful for women to be among the men in the battlefield So Madara and Izuna fake their gender in order to protect their clan. HashiMada and TobiIzu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,019 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Madara's Grandson by YamiNaruto reviews
"I promise you... anyone who will get in our way of peace, will be crushed!" The son of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina… and the Legacy of Uchiha Madara… Semi-Dark Naruto. This is my new version, so Please re-read story from the start.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,166 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U.
But I AM Madara! by Kyong Kybis reviews
13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,345 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Just a Little More Sense by phoenixyfriend reviews
Paris wasn't really the smartest of men. Why not give the choice of the judgement to someone else? One by one, various characters replace him in The Judgment of Paris... and do a rather good job of irritating a trio of self-absorbed goddesses.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Aphrodite, Jashin
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,549 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Down the rivers of the windfall light by black.k.kat reviews
Left or right, forwards or back, there's always a choice. Obito chooses to return to Konoha, and the world rearranges itself from there. A series of non-chronological, interconnected shorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Minato N.
Cradle of the Uchiha Clan by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Uchiha Madara devastated the Elemental Nations with his godly Kekkei Genkai: the Sharingan. After the legendary man's death, everyone thought the Sharingan died with him, and no one ever thought that it would once again awaken in an orphanage in Konoha. Watch as Naruto break the curse of hatred and shake the world with his power. Naruto x Fem Sasuke, Powerful Sharingan Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 273 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
White Mourning by Chimuwaku reviews
White is not only the color of purity, but also the color of mourning, and can be tainted, defiled, ruined; it is the color which Hashirama wore proudly, despite every darker patch and crevice of his soul, until white became his curse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] Tobirama S. - Complete
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Mister Greeter by OrangePlum reviews
"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Disintegration Mechanism by romanescue reviews
You will grant him a kunoichi-style execution. One-sided Uchihacest, non-explicit. Darkish. Twisty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke, Professional Chastity Belt by black.k.kat reviews
The life and times of Uchiha Sasuke, Pervert Buster and Defender of Uchiha Obito's Innocence, and his prank-master sidekick, Uzumaki Naruto. Follows here's my heart (you can break it).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 184 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Under the Rainbow by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
An almost romance, told in perfect 250 word segments. Under normal circumstances Korea would have never given Belarus, or anyone other than China, a second glance. Under normal circumstances Belarus would have never even considered a life outside the iron wall. But the Cold War is anything but normal circumstances and normal isn't really making sense anymore. Korea/Belarus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 11/5/2011 - South Korea, Belarus
here's my heart (you can break it) by black.k.kat reviews
Itachi and Madara massacre the clan, but they miss one member. Obito, loyal Konoha ANBU and disowned Uchiha, suddenly finds himself out of the organization that's been his life for eight years and raising a traumatized, orphaned child. Kakashi helps. Or watches and plays the smartass, it's a bit of a tossup. KakaObi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 217 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Ghosts by PikaCheeka reviews
Tobirama reflects on the ambiguously parasitic relationship between Madara and his brother in various stages of life after VotE as he comes to realize that sometimes, the dead are not as dead as they first appear. He is haunted by ghosts. Minor HashiMada/MadaHashi, even more minor TobiMito. T for violence, character death, a sexual reference, language, angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
A Winter Betrayal by PikaCheeka reviews
When Madara confronts Hashirama at the first snowfall, it's hardly for what Hashirama might expect. Pre-Konoha, post-Mangekyou. MadaHashi (or HashiMada).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Moments by momoxtoshiro reviews
A compilation of short drabbles about Kirito and Asuna during some of the simplest of times, which also prove to be some of the most important.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 131,008 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Change of Fate by Pen of Silver reviews
"He killed himself that day. He killed his first love, his father, and his morals, to save the lives of everyone on that island. So then I ask you once more, will you allow Emiya Kiritsugu, heir to the Emiya Clan, to become a executor?" One choice, one change, a different future, a different war. Fate Zero AU.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,380 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Saber, Kiritsugu E.
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 1,182 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Replacement by GaleSynch reviews
AU, She laughs bitterly, her voice catching in a sob, her pale eyes looking at anywhere but him. "I... I guess I should've known from the very beginning. Whenever we're together, he's never seeing me, he always sees her." One-shot, complete. NaruFemSasu. Slight KibaHina. Onesided HinaNaru. 17/100. One of Felo de Se's side-ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors by Lucillia reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Izuna U.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world: Obito died saving his teammates. Konoha's Original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is Naruto's caretaker, and Uchiha Madara is the driving force behind the Akatsuki, still alive and running around doing his own dirty work despite his advanced age. Both men share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Holding Back the Sea by rgm0005 reviews
Chiron always said there would be legends about him one day. He hadn't thought that would result in him fighting to the death with other Heroes, though. PJO/F/SN
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,821 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Percy J., Saber
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4754 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 4,765 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Love the Babysitter by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase needs money and Sally Jackson needs a babysitter to look after her two young children, Polly and Tyson. So Sally hires Annabeth. But what happens when Percy Jackson, the eldest son, meets Annabeth? Percabeth, Thalico, and more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,809 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Look at the bright side by luck7to8 reviews
Madara was giving him one of those glares and the Senju sighed. "What did he do this time?" "This," the Uchiha pointed at Tobirama's headband, "I found in Izuna's house. Now, tell me how it got there." Everything always was upon Hashirama... Hashimada, Tobizuna
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,716 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Across the Sun by Liz Hollow reviews
After May's sudden disappearance, Steven Stone discovers a letter left behind by the lost champion. Filled with instructions and hints to locate the other letters she left throughout the regions, Steven finds himself on an impossible and heartbreaking journey searching for her. And the more letters he finds, the more he fears what lies at the end.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] Lyra/Kotone, Nate/Kyouhei - Complete
Ruby Throat by hmmingbird reviews
Love fell into his lap at the most inopportune moment. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,377 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Avalon by SnowyRefuge reviews
The picture of beauty. His own Avalon, in a way, and something that he would never be able to hold any closer than this, for she would defy him until the very bitter end. He supposed that there were simply some things in this world that you could never have. And maybe, just maybe, that's what made them so beautiful.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon - Complete
Impenetrable by Uncanny Cantaloupe reviews
Steel; any of various modified forms of iron, artificially produced, and having qualities of hardness, elasticity, and strength. Also; to render oneself insensible, inflexible, unyielding, and/or determined.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2013 - May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo - Complete
Chrom & Frederick's C Support - Extended Edition by AuraChannelerChris reviews
The what-if scenario if Chrom couldn't manage to take down the mentally-scarring posters across the whole camp in time before anybody could see them. WARNING: Contains spoilers for all the characters that join the army before the final battle, not including SpotPass & DLC characters. It does not include heavy plot-related points.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Chrom, Frederick - Complete
Incandescence by PennyOfTheWild reviews
[In some ways, he isn't older than him in the slightest.] Tobirama, Hiruzen, and the things Hiruzen learned from his sensei without Tobirama realizing it. AU, Kinship-verse, Hiruzen narrates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Hiruzen S., Izuna U., Tobirama S. - Complete
A Reasonable Choice by sinemoras09 reviews
An arranged marriage. Female Hashirama/Madara. AU. Remix fic of the fic, Birdsong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Birdsong by sinemoras09 reviews
All these bonds are broken. Female Hashirama/Madara, Tobirama. Spoilers for chapter 625
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Indefinite Articles by Catching Tomorrow reviews
When Gilbert Beillschmidt is forced into the position of editor of the Gakuen Gazette, he faces two seemingly insurmountable challenges. 1. To raise the sales of the newspaper enough to make it self-sufficient. 2. Accomplish 1 while working alongside the insufferable gossip columnist Elizabeta Héderváry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Throne with Two Kings by kerosama1994 reviews
The Holy Grail was as twisted as it was omnipotent, and it definitely has a penchant for warping people's wishes. The King of Knights didn't exactly get what he wished for, nope, not at all. But as he stared at the mad red eyes which met his gaze defiantly, he found that he could probably live with that. Male!Saber X Fem!Gilgamesh.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Gilgamesh, Saber - Complete
Burning Candles by b7-kerravon reviews
A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 451 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 4,438 - Follows: 1,092 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H.
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 14,178 - Follows: 6,983 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Such Little Words that Changed the World by PikaCheeka reviews
Nine moments in the lives of Hashirama and Madara when a few simple words changed the course of history, portraying the eternity of heroes. Mild HashiMada,. Pre-618 spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Hetalia Fairy Tales by Kitty-Kat Allie reviews
Each chapter will be a fairy tale from Grimm, Anderson, Chinese folktales, etc. They will also feature a new pairing s in every chapter. Includes: magical Gilbird, faerie Arthur, multi-ships of every sexual orientation, cavity-inducing fluff, and no smut. Spamano in every chapter in some form and importance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,324 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Preussenlied by Catching Tomorrow reviews
When you represent the awesome nation of Prussia, life's difficult enough without a certain Hungarian complicating things even further. But through centuries of blood and tears, something just keeps pulling them back together whether they like it or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,395 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The King's Advice by Lord Machiavelli's Understudy reviews
Before the Grail War even began, Shirou met a proud woman in the park. Little did he know that this innocuous encounter would mark the beginning of a great tale of adventure, heroism, and perhaps, if he is very lucky, a little romance. (Female Gilgamesh)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Gilgamesh, Shirō E.
No humble mortal ever matched these eyes by toitsu reviews
Life of Uchiha Madara, the girl. The clan disapproves. Misogyny and defying the imposed limits. I'm experimenting a little here. Any kind of feedback is appreciated. Some HashiMada but not the point of this piece.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Madara U. - Complete
Stargazing by xMad.Hatterx007 reviews
In Valhalla, it is considered good maners to watch the Goddess release a Puella Magi, but everyone watches as she brings the oldest of the Magical Girls, Akemi Homura, home.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Homura A., Madoka K. - Complete
Half a Millennium by dreams.of.destiny reviews
A slow-paced but quickly-written piece of work with slightly-interconnected stories of about two thousand words featuring Japan and China, presented in chronological order. Fifty short segments of time; two nation-peoples; one world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,963 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Japan, China
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,407 - Follows: 5,038 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Elastic Clause by shizuos reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Mrs Jamie Watson Holmes by NotIn2012Anymore reviews
Fem!John and Johnlock. Sherlock is injured and the NSY team are baffled when a woman shows up claiming to be his wife... Pre-Study in Pink
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's All So Wrong by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are all in High School, and yet one person remembers their lives as shinobi. They are different, so different, but so the same. This person only wants to bring back the memories of the people he calls family. This person wants to bring back the memories, because it's just all so wrong, but yet so right. A twist on the classic Akatsuki High School AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 6,815 - Follows: 3,816 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Greeking Out by Asilda reviews
Jason is a fan of Greek war movies and Tristan McLean. Octavian is not. So, when Tristan McLean is cast as the star of a Greek war movie, and Jason gets the whole camp in on the excitement, Octavian's very sanity is threatened. one shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Jason G., Octavian - Complete
The Other Father by icy roses reviews
Being a stepdad to a teenager is hard. Being a stepdad to a demigod is harder.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fate:Zero Sense by The Infamous Man reviews
In the beginning of the Fourth Holy Grail War, seven Masters summoned their Servants to fight. However with the exception of one, six Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,266 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Waver V. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Spark in the Darkness by random.chick.heart reviews
Our lips meet somewhere in the middle in a passionate kiss, and our message is as clear as that of the crowd when they raised their hands in the traditional salute: We will not be broken. AU version of the 74th Hunger Games. GalexKatniss. Lemons inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,288 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Importance of Proper Communication by Moczo reviews
As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 224 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tokiomi T., Kariya M. - Complete
Lazarus by Jacquzy reviews
Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Camera Confessions by pinksnowboots reviews
Elizabeta has cameras in her house to catch any yaoi action. Instead she gets a very honest Prussia who would rather talk about his feelings indirectly.PruHun, other pairings mentioned. Human and country names used. Complete, including both Glee omakes!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,100 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Merely A Minor Position by Sarah1281 reviews
A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In The Name Of by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Slowly, Sasuke forgets what 'living' is. Oneshot. Post-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Liz Hollow reviews
May and Steven Stone have one thing in common: their fathers weren't around to watch them grow up. As May sets off on her adventure, she finds comfort in the only person who understands what it's like to be forgotten.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/20/2011 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] - Complete
My Soulmate by Teenage Mouse reviews
Twelve year old Arthur decides to try a spell to find out the identity of his soulmate. Hints at USUK in the future, but they're just kids at the moment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/13/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dearly Beloved by CerealK reviews
Three years have not robbed Sasuke of the desire to ram something sharp and pointy through his ex-husband Uzumaki Naruto. But when fate throws the blond back into his path Sasuke begins to remember all the reasons he'd married the man in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,955 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
Funayuurei by Akatsuki210 reviews
Danzou sits in his darkened house, listening for a knock on his door that he hopes will never come. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Danzō S., Shisui U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 5,644 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Three by icy roses reviews
One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,874 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Go Google It by Lithium Suicide reviews
This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Preludes by Senri reviews
Madara/Kakuzu, with the first Hokage dying nearby.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Madara U. - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Akatsuki for President by gonyonomaru reviews
Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Catch You, Catch Me by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Where We Go From Here by icy roses reviews
How much of love depends on memory? Percy/Annabeth, post-TLH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
A Wild FANFIC Appears! by Mereo Flere reviews
The Holy Grail War is not a Pokemon Battle. That doesn't stop Shirou from pretending that it is, however.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 205 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Shirō E., Rin T. - Complete
Denouement by gingeringfigs reviews
As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Mary Sue Alliance by nobody102 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto and Harry Potter, two agents of the Suetopia, travel into elemental nation in Naruto's Borg cube to get Destiny and Suetopia High Command off their backs. There are catgirls and super-saiyan velociraptors in there somewhere, too.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4865 - Favs: 5,705 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Anything by mewmewstardom reviews
To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 4,792 - Follows: 4,445 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Unorthodox Matchmakers by Phoenix Soar reviews
When Draco Malfoy wished upon the enchanted engagement rings to find him his perfect bride, the very last thing he expected was to end up with a certain Harry Potter - what a way to turn your world upside down ... Draco/fem!Harry, Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 172,692 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
All Hail The Hokage by hewhoistomriddle reviews
What do old soldiers do when the war ends? Hashirama, Madara, Mito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Life aboard the Halberd by Wisecrack Idiots reviews
So what happened to everybody after the credits rolled? Tabuu's dead, and now everybody's best friends and they don't won't to be separated. Where are they all going to stay? Why, on Meta Knight's ship, of course! [Crack, satirical. Read this with a million grains of salt.]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,198 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008
Hide the Stars by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds by ckret2 reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by LOVEZINKSY reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 261 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
America Saves the Day and Other Lies by Sleeping Insomniac reviews
In order to make the Allies' meetings go by more smoothly, America does some digging into England's and China's past. He uncovers some surprises in their relationship along the way...with a little help from France. England/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,691 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - China, England/Britain - Complete
12 Days with Naruto by Goldenang reviews
When Naruto decides to woo Sasuke by reenacting the 12 days of Christmas for her, it is a Christmas miracle that he survives to the last day, but will Sasuke actually accept his crazy attempt at love? Narusasu Femsasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contractions and Split Infinitives by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel is intimidated when she is finally given the opportunity to meet other princesses. Mostly humor, but there's some mild romance.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by LOVEZINKSY reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 150 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
There Must be Something in the Water by LOVEZINKSY reviews
Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Guardians of the Seal by Thanathos reviews
When the Shinigami sealed the Kyuubi, there were 3 souls present that had the power to restrain the Kyuubi. These warriors were sealed into Naruto together with the beast. When the villagers awoke it, they awoke as well. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,116 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U.
seven days by Quillslinger reviews
The cruel semantics of absolution. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Be a Vessel by The Dragon Mage reviews
We were given the bare essential's of the Shodaime's wife; Mito, a jinchuuriki, a comfort to the young, frightened Kushina. But what else might she have been? The story of a secret of Konoha's founding. Hashirama/Madara, Tobirama/Mito
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,100 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Liebe und Krieg by Lady Charity reviews
During the war, Prussia takes Austria as prisoner. In an attempt to rescue him, Hungary infiltrates Prussia's military to take him down. However, she is torn between her loyalty and love for Austria and the mending relationship between her and Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,133 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Run, My Dear by Esbeth reviews
AU. What if Belarus did not chase Russia, but ran instead? Ivan ruthlessly pursues Natalia with a single-minded intensity to join her under his house. Oh my! RussiaxBelarus. Mature rating in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/14/2010
Coming of Age by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"Why is there a cake on the front porch and why does it have my name on it?" In which Alphonse is amused, Winry is exasperated, and Edward, apparently, becomes a man...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 156 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Policies by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Roy Mustang blamed it on the Code of Conduct, personally.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Hello Hurricane by Lady Charity reviews
Sequel to "Táncol?" Elizaveta, Ludwig, Francis, and Antonio are forced to watch Gilbert slowly fade away every day. Chapter 18: "This is where the healing begins."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prussia - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Only Sasuke by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU: Only Sasuke could make her want to kick him right where it hurts most, and yet still kiss him with all the passion of a thousand burning suns at the same time. Only Sasuke. Che, stupid teme … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bet by iTorchic reviews
Flame Bets. They're well known across the country and starts in well known Colonel roy Mustang's office. Come see some of the chaos as the bets unfold! The new bet: Riza Hawkeye can't last a week in a miniskirt. Semi-crack. Rated T. Chaos shall ensue! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 477 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
The Meaning of Sacrifice by CerealK reviews
For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,904 - Follows: 5,014 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Palace of Memory by Scion of Kushiel reviews
Unable to sleep, Percy decides to finally ask his father some hard questions, never thinking that the answers might surprise him. One-shot, COMPLETE, Spoilers through end of series, please R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 159 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Táncol? by Lady Charity reviews
Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Ascetic by Quillslinger reviews
Of roads and repetitions. Uchiha Madara/Senju Hashirama. Madara-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 240 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Transformation Technique by Lucillia reviews
The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 163 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Rewind by icy roses reviews
A backwards love story. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 420 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Balls and Brides by TooDarnLazy reviews
Naruto’s sudden concern over the state of Sasuke’s… stuff… leads to a series of matchmaking dates, which in turn lead Sasuke to realizing just who his ideal bride is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 210 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Baby Mine by icy roses reviews
Perhaps Sally doesn't exactly realize the implications of raising a son of Poseidon in the beginning. Things don't get easier later. The story of a mother's love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
Hades and Persephone: The Truth by anavihs reviews
My take on an often told story between my favourite two characters form Greek Mythology. There are now lemons in chapters 2 and 4. I hope they do not offend anyone.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
Six Months by aloxi reviews
The parting of Hades and Persephone always made Zeus uncomfortable.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
The Three Lives of Luke Castellan by greenconverses reviews
Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hero, Standing Alone by icy roses reviews
At the end, Luke stands, remembering his promise and trying to make good on it for a family that no longer exists. What he remembers, as he falls. Luke/Thalia, Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Luke C., Annabeth C. - Complete
Absence by CerealK reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has never spoken to Uchiha Sasuke, but he knows him better than anyone else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Kia Stirling reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/8/2009 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 373 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Close as Hands and Feet by Scribbler reviews
One Shot. Big sisters are supposed to take care of their younger brothers.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,530 - Follows: 4,537 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Staple Her Down by ckret2 reviews
A typical day in the life of Konan, a typical day where she wonders what it is that keeps her in Amegakure with Pein. [PeinKonan. Spoilers through ch 372. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki at the Seaside by Shuriken to the face reviews
Everyone's favourite criminals have a nice day out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Afterthoughts by firefly reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Chance by Lyxie reviews
I'd figured you'd probably moved on… married some rich prince, forgotten that a goat herder from Ordon had ever loved you, had ever existed.' Zelink, postTP, UNMARKED SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,982 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
What Time Takes by Yellow Mask reviews
After the vicious war that tore Amestris apart, Ed and Al return to Rush Valley, looking for their childhood friend. But many things have changed during the war, perhaps Winry most of all...eventual Edwin, Royai. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,363 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Quillslinger reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 253 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 405 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blue Eyes by Yellow Mask reviews
Ten years after the Fall of the Military, one ambitious journalist is tracking down Blue Eyes, a famous photo from the Rush Valley Disaster. A photo of a girl with blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes...Edwin, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 301 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
One Hundred Days by Lyxie reviews
Sir Link is the king's favorite knight. Princess Zelda is sick of suitors. What happens when Link overhears the princess striking a bargain with her father allotting her one hundred days to find a suitable husband? Why, get sucked straight into the mess!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,691 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Warrior's Secret by Ivyna J. Spyder reviews
A year after Nightmare's defeat, news of a dark army shatters the short time of peace. Meta Knight leads Kirby and his comrades on another desperate journey to defeat him once and for all. Will uncovering Kirby's secrets be the key? Completed.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,938 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Kirby, Meta-Knight, Knuckle Joe, Silica/Sirica - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 538 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lemon Tea by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. Private Roy Mustang has his eye on a certain female squadronmate. Private Hawkeye has no obvious weaknesses, save one...if Roy can use it to his advantage. Winner of Best Prose in the Anime North Fanfiction Contest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Stars by Ivyna J. Spyder reviews
Something was calling to him.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Kirby, Meta-Knight
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002