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Joined 09-01-13, id: 5085151, Profile Updated: 02-09-14
Author has written 4 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, and Rise of the Guardians.

Just the average writer with fandoms mixed in

I love Soul Eater, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Divergent, the Hunger Games, and etc.

Cady Groves is my favorite singer.

That's me.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats. X
It's hilarious when people get hurt. X
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture. X
You own an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. X
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. X
Gory movies are cool. X
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. X
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun X
Talk with food in your mouth. X
Sleep with your socks on at night
You own a Wii X

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/lipstick.
You love to shop. (Look at GUY SIDE)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. X
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. X
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (It’s Okay)
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything X

-- Bold everything you are... stop the stereotypes!--

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuf

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
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I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm Swedish, so I must be blond and easy
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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The March of Time by drwatsonn reviews
"The March of Time goes on, as every day begins with a dawn and ends with the moonlight; it is constant and everlasting. But the moon can be darkened by a single spark, which rages into a fire, and the dawn can be shattered by the boiling of a storm. You are the spark and the storm, Alison Ashburne, and I believe that you are the catalyst that will change everything." COMPLETE
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 554,506 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC - Complete
The Dragon and the Bear by Archesa reviews
"Legends don't burn down villages." It was the first time she ever heard his voice, yet, at this exact moment, she knew her fate was forever bound to his. She would either die by his hand or in his arms. Eliana Evergreen (Dovahkiin) x Ulfric Stormcloak Follows main and stormcloak questlines: a lifetime of adventures, struggles, battles, friendship, brotherhood and love...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 277,692 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Paarthurnax, Galmar Stone-Fist, Ulfric Stormcloak
Intersecting Points by VIKAN reviews
When Mustang drags Ed into a mission that ultimately lands them in a world consumed by war and people who can bend the elements to their will, they're desperate to leave - but is it possible to do without interfering with a battle of destiny and fate?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 169,274 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 11/3/2017 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Edward E., Aang
Natsu and Lucy Gender-bender One-shots! by Kei-kei Yuki reviews
This will be just a bunch of one-shots of Fem! Natsu and Male! Lucy! So please enjoy this gender-bender couple! Now with Fem!GajeelxMale! Levy, Fem-GrayxMale-Juvia, Male-ErzaxFem-Jella, and a bit of Fem-LaxusxMale-Mirajane!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,014 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Pyrrha(c) victory by The Rogue King reviews
A story revolving around Pyrrha's affections for her goofball of a leader, Jaune's total obliviousness and all the hijinks in between. And of course, the rest of the RWBY cast will be there to put in their own useless opinions.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,457 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
We Soar Above the Clouds by Rays of Color reviews
Sequel to 'As The Skies Open'. A female Hiccup explores life several years after becoming Berk's savior, and finds that life never fails to surprise her with its twists and turns. UPDATE: the grand adventure draws near, but where has Toothless gone, with a tail he can operate all by himself?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,201 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
Three Dates by WhatifStoryTeller reviews
Sting, Gray and Gajeel created a bet to see who would win Natsa's heart. They all get two chances, or dates, with her; but who will get a third? The Icemaker? White Dragon? Black Steel? Find out who ends up with Natsa in the end! Sting/Gray/GajeelxFem!Natsu Reverse Harem
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Sting E., Gray F., Gajeel R., Natsu D. - Complete
A Whole New World by geminisonic reviews
Big Four Modern HS AU. When Rapunzel moves to a new school, she's surprised to make a lot of friends who are quite surprising characters, one of them being the mischievous punk, Jack. But as weeks go by, her new friends and teachers uncover that she's hiding a terrible secret that they all band together to get her out of. Rated T for child abuse and language.
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 180,927 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost - Complete
Of Majikku and Renkinjutsu by SerevainSil reviews
While on a mission, an error is made and Natsu and Lucy find themselves in Amestris, a land they believe to be full of strange magic users. They run into the Fullmetal Alchemist and his brother, who believe the dragon slayer and Celestial Spirit wizard to be alchemy users of a different kind. Will Lucy and Natsu ever make it back to Fiore? Some NaLu romance. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Edward E., Alphonse E.
A Sly Little Bird by KatjaLaRoux reviews
After her father's death, all she wanted was to be a small and insignificant detail. Nassau was meant to give her an escape, a new life, a little freedom. But some details are more important than others. / "How is it," he asked as he pulled off his hooded cloak, "that a sweet lass like you is such a crack shot?"
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,377 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - OC, Edward K. - Complete
Thranduil's Diary by Crimson Requiem reviews
Thranduil pens down his personal thoughts on a diary given to him by his beloved son. Things you never knew about Thranduil and some things you never wanted to know. Mostly short entries of 500 words.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Thranduil, Legolas
A Not so Happy Family by MyOwnObsessionAlways reviews
Fem!Percy Paul's family visits and Percy's friends are staying over. A mix of Catholic beliefs, and Greek/Roman understandings... oh and gorgeous guys, yup.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 213 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Percy J., Jason G.
Return Of The Dragonborn by New Divides reviews
When Sonia Oakblade found out that she was the legendary Dragonborn, it set her off a massive journey. T for some swearing & safety. COMPLETE!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC - Complete
How To Train Your Dragon - My version by Amazon Goddess Of Wisdom reviews
What if Hiccup was a girl and things don't go quite the wauy dreamworks planned? What I think How To Train Your Dragon should have been like Female!Hiccup - Hiccup/Tuffnut - AU/Alternate Universe Minor: Astrid/Ruffnut - Fishlegs/OC - Snotlout/OC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,718 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Hiccup, Tuffnut
The Biggest Mistake by Akira Yagami reviews
Eden Elric is in for a big surprise when the famous Roy Mustang comes to teach Acting at her high school. He seems normal enough, besides flirting with all the female students, but is he really? Contains Female Edward, Male Winry, and other surprises. Set in an Alternate Universe. No pairings yet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2012
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United We Fight reviews
The Big Four have finally united! But now they must stand against the combined might of Alvin, Pitch, Gothel, and Mor' Du! Can they find and stop them once and for all? And is it even possible for Jack to get back to his home? Merricup, Flynunzel.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Hiccup, Alvin the Treacherous, Jack Frost, Pitch
Connected and United reviews
Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons- Merida and her family goes to Corona to meet the lost princess, Rapunzel. Hiccup runs from Berk to protect his people, from invaders wanting the boy who trained dragons. Jack, being the mischievous winter spirit he is, manages to get thrown in. When their enemies stand united against them, they must unite together too. But can they?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Alvin the Treacherous, Jack Frost - Complete
Sick Days reviews
Sick days from the gang of HTTYD. All one-shot fluff
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Dragon Twins reviews
Hiccup and Haley are twins.When they manage to take down a Night Fury, little did they know they wouldn't be able to kill it- or that there were TWO. Can they prove to the stubborn villagers that dragons aren't all what they seem? It's doubly hard when they have to survive Dragon Training with their peers! HiccupxAstrid RuffnutxHaley rated T for language.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Tuffnut, OC] [Astrid, Hiccup]