"There I was, my back against a tree, cornered by a beautiful, bow-wielding man who dressed as though he had fallen out of an Errol Flynn film—granted, Flynn had nothing on him, in my opinion, anyway—while being verbally harassed by some old geezer." Herein lies the tale of Kelly Day, an unwitting university student who finds herself playing punchline to one very sick cosmic joke.

A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!

A modern girl finds herself in Middle Earth during its greatest time of need. She joins the Fellowship and catches the eye of a certain Mirkwood prince, but what happens when they arrive in Lotholorien and she meets the March Warden?

I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!

A strange scroll lands Sakura in the past and face to face with someone she'd happily hated for years. Unprepared for the world she’s now in, Sakura will battle enemies and her own heart as she tries to find a way home. OrochimaruSakura

A faulty time machine, a 17 year old girl stuck in an elf's body, and a whole troupe of characters dreading what the new wierdo from Mirkwood's going to do next! Elladan stands in for Orlando Bloom, and Legolas takes a turn as matchmaker for once.

17 year old Lizzy lives with an abusive uncle after her family passes. On one particular night her dreams spin out of control, sending her to a place she never knew existed. There she encounters snobby elves who she might befriend and learn what life is.

UPDATED Finished 1107 The Battle for Helms Deep is over, The Battle for Middle Earth begins as the American teenagers join in the Battle at the Black Gates of MordorLORStand XOVER

A most terrible disaster has occurred! Manwe is BORED! In his boredom he’s decided to send an elf prince, two sneaky twins, a couple of hobbits and a dwarf into the laps of two poor unsuspecting, yet extremely dangerous, teenage girls.

A new wu activates, and Chase wants it. But he gets a lot more than he bargained for...[COMPLETE at last!]

Mike Evans is a journalist in Iraq. He is captured by Iraqi insurgents and sent to Abu Ghraib, now under the control of AlQaeda. What happens when the particles between worlds spread apart and he finds himself in a world that he knows nothing about? AU

COMPLETE! Sequel to Only Eyes to See. Sauron has followed Sarah to this world and has possessed the body of her best friend. Must she fight the Dark Lord alone, or will she get help from an unexpected quarter? Rated M for sex & violence.

When Stephanie Anie Bowker from Earth get's thrown into the fantasical world of MiddleEarth, the havoc that is caused will changes everyone's life. Especially her's.

4000 years after the War of the Ring, darkness is again stirring in Middle Earth. Gondor has turned to the worship of Morgoth, and only a small band of elves stand between Arda and destruction. Warning: swearing and violence.

After searching endlessly for more than 8 hours, we’ve finally found what we were looking for: People. Unfortunately, they were crazy Adonis clones with freakishly long hair and sharp looking weapons who were holding us captives. That’s irony for you.

You would think it would be easier to win a game of Pokemon, wouldn't you? Well that's what Rachel Pendragon thought before she was dragged into the game itself! This has become more than a game, it's life or death, and every turn counts.

Aragorn meets a distant relative from the far future who needs his help. Now Complete. 3rd place 2007 MPA award in the Elseworlds category.

It is the first of March and the White City is celebrating the birthday of King Elessar! But festivities sometimes do not go as planned...Will Legolas survive the night? Undying Friendship Series. Year 6, 4th Age.

A group of young fans find themselves dragged into the stories that they have always loved, but Sauron has plans for them... plans to change everything. They are now prophets, and the world is perilous. Some shipping in later chapters, rated for violence.

I decided to try my hand at one of these girl falls into M.E senarios. No there will be no legomancemarysue in this one. Just a lot of humor and selfdiscovery. Have I made it? Will I go insane from lack of humanelf contact? Chapter 7 is here!

Haldir and his brothers find a human woman at the borders one night. How will she change their lives, and Haldir's. AU story and a love story. first fic so please be kind

Poor Gimli falling misurably in love, the object of his affection less than thrilled, Legolas on Gimli's good 'qualities' and a surprise appearance by the reject elf Vebor! ::Hiatus::

Chapter 21 is up! What if three best friends woke up in middle earth? With these three, you'll never know how it will all turn out! You'll just have to read and review!

Movie Based A girl tries to read The first volume of The Lord of the Rings, but can't keep interested. Finally, she makes a wish and learns, the hard way, to be careful what you wish for. Not a romance

As azure eyes stared back into mine, I thought, ‘At least the man who is probably going to rob my house is really hot...' !Used to be Oh Fateful October Night! Rated T for language

Thanks to Sauron, our favourite elf Leggy's stuck in Sydney, Australia. The only way to disguise himself from the fangirls is to change his appearance and apply to be a teacher with his fake degree. But who the hell's Orlando Bloom?

Okay, I fall into M.E., but they haven't met a girl from Michigan, really, like no other MS, read it, it's funny...

Two fair maidens from the land of Virginia fall into Middle Earth after a night of inebriation in the forest. Once there, they catch the fancy of a certain elf and wizard. Messed up? Oh yeah. Mary-Sue? We don't know. Scandal? But of course, savvy?

(...ON HIATUS...)What's this? Legolas and Haldir get dropped into Earth? In MY backyard? Haldir's got some attitude...

Ashley McClane is your normal crazy person in a mental institution. With the exception of her odd powers, of course. What happens when an attempted escape leads her to something more than what she ever wanted? Does her life have an actual PURPOSE?

Girl named Ratchet is ignored all her life. Not a very sociable person since her boyfriend died. What happens when falls into ME? FLAMERS BEWARE MY WRATH, but criticism is ok. WARNING! First few chapters are kind crappy and very Mary-Sue-ish.

Have you ever wondered about that trip Legolas and Gimli took to the Glittering Caves in Aglarond? Ever been curious about why Legolas wouldn't talk about it? Find out what really happened. Completed at long last. Sniff. Sequel coming right up!

Another typical day at Rockwell and another girl falls into Middle Earth. Jocelyn Winslow's ways are about to be changed by the person she would least expect. Warning: Mary-Sue! but a good marysue. REVIEW! complete

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

When Darkness falls over Greenwood, Thranduil is desperate to be rid of it. What happens when he finds out the price, and is forced to chose between losing his realm or his only son? Edited Aug. 29

Legolas Story...no romance, no slash, and no MarySues UPDATED! The End! A young ballerina finds herself questioning her reality. Why doesn't she look like the people she dances with? Why does that blond man say she's an elf?