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I love reading all kinds of stories but my favorite books are :

The Mediator series
The Host
The Twilight series
The 1-800-Where-Are-You series
The Private series
The Privilege series
The A-list
I'd tell you i love you, but then i'd have to kill you series

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13068 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ride of Your Life by Forever-Liz reviews
Bella has an amazing life as a teacher in paradise. She's doing all the things she loves: teaching, playing music, and Edward? Tattoos, and Choppers, and LEMONS! Oh, my! AH, OOC, LANGUAGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 210,412 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4689 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5896 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8772 - Favs: 5,479 - Follows: 5,127 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 385 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Bad Boy by L.M.Devlin reviews
Jesse a 21 year old bad boy suddenly turns up in Carmel and much to Suze's displeasure she has to show him about. He's cocky, he's forward and worst of all...he's hot. Can she tame is rebellious streak or will the ghost that arrives make things worse?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,537 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Our Favorite Year by AnnaOtaku reviews
Drama seemed impossible in the inconsiquential town of Forks, but when Alice and Edward Cullen arrive, it's almost inevitable. Secrets revealed, hearts crushed, and a heap-load of punches thrown. Will Bella and crew ever be the same again? All Human. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,930 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Starved by ChanelBel7887 reviews
Bella Swan is only too aware of her unremarkable life. When she turns to anorexia trying to grasp hold of some control will Edward Cullen be able to save her? How will Bella react when she finds out Edward has been Keeping a secret of his own?BPOV,REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,463 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5626 - Favs: 8,433 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Our final goodbye by KirstyM reviews
At Bella's 17th birthday, she hears the worst news ever. She ends up spending a lot of time in the hospital. There she meets a certain male nurse. How does he handle Bella's disease? And how does Bella handle the love she soon feels for him? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,386 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadow of the Day by XDCaramel reviews
Bella told Edward she loved him. He said he didn't feel the same way. What happens when they meet 2 years later after the murder of Bella's mother? Will old wounds reopen? And Renee's killer still on the loose... ExB All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,611 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl I Like Is My Sanctuary by VickyVicarious reviews
Fourth story in my TGIL series. Rewrite of 'Sanctuary' in Rob's POV. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,439 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Waiting for Twilight by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
The Girl I Like Needs A Safe House by VickyVicarious reviews
Safe House' from Rob's POV... Third in my 'The Girl I Like...' series... Contains dialogue from the book... you've heard it all before.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Bella California: Hello & Goodbye by sarahandkate reviews
Bella&Rose go to an academy in BeverlyHills. Bella encounters drama w/the schools witch over Edward Cullen when she wants nothing to do w/them. With all this drama&heartbreaks will she make the right choices? Full summary inside. AH/OOC ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,488 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl I Like Is Code Named Cassandra by VickyVicarious reviews
That's right... "Code Name Cassandra", from Rob's POV. Second in my series of "The Girl I Like..." Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,392 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
The Girl I Like Was Struck By Lightning by VickyVicarious reviews
When Lightning Strikes - from Rob's POV. I'm planning on doing the entire series, but who knows how far I'll actually get. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Collide by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. Bella is a half vampire girl stuck in an all vampire school. Edward is the TA who has taken an interest in her. When Bella begins to change for the worse Edward has to try to save her before she is gone forever. I suck at summaries. ExB AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,410 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Self Sacrifice by DivineRosey reviews
Sequel to Everything Changed. It's twenty years later and Bella gets a phone call that brings her back to Washington. Once there Bella's life is changed yet again. And the biggest shocker, Edward is back and so is the LaPush gang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,444 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Everything Changed by DivineRosey reviews
Bella takes a one month break from Edward after returning from Italy, but she soon learns of an affair in the Cullen household. What is Bella's reaction and furthermore, what will the outcome be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,607 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete