HI! I'm Muttsy. I have multiple personality disorder and scitzophernia. :D I listen to the voices in my head and they sometimes narrate my life. Bijuu is the main voice im my head.

NOW FOR SOME OTHER CRAP YOU REALY DON'T CARE ABOUT!!

Profiles...

Nicknames: Micky Jo, Mutt, Muttsy, Mutsuki, Hozuki, Mongral, Mick, Mike, Writer, Edward(elric), or sometimes Johnny.

Hobbies: sorting cards, drawing, making movies, and talking to friends on the internet

Favorite Movie: 1408!! WOO HOO! STEPHEN KING!

Favorite Genre of Music: anything except rap. "You can't spell crap without "rap" ;

Favorite Band: Weird al, Shinedown, and Nickleback... I think...

Favorite Songs: Triger happy(weird al), Devour (shinedown), Merry Freaking Christmas, For your eyes only (carnival), Shoulda said no (Taylor swift), Gunpowder and Lead (Miranda Lambert), The mysteriouse ticking noise (Harry Potter Puppet pals), Empty Walls (Serj), Tempest (pendulum), and many many more.

Current Obsessions: drawing, writing, and my Ben-kun

Likes: drawing, telling stories, chatting with friends, the internet, youtube, deiviantart.com, making friends, Benny-kuns, and POCKY!!

Dislikes: having no money to buy pocky, people that hate me, when youtube fails, when deiviantart.com screws up, when I can't go on the interntet, when no one's on the internet, when no one listens and when I don't have a damn scetchbook.

Future stories

Uuuuuhh... not sure... ; I'm workin' on it.

Quotes...

"I have my mental breackdowns..." ~Mutt

"I'm NOT crazy! I'm criminaly insane!" ~Writer

"YES! You bump it on the ground and the string comes out!"-dad

"IN!!"-tyler

"NO!!" ~~~ A fight over a weed wacker between our dad and our brother. I found it funny.

"When humans mess up it's called 'evil,' but when God messes up it's called 'Nature!' He coughs there's a tornato, He sneezes it's a blizard, He drops an invisable ball that knocks things out of place, whitch causes an earthquake... He sighs there's a huricane... He points... Lightning... He laughs... Thunder. and that's why thunder is always after lightning! He points and laughs at what the world's gone to..." ~~ Our older sister Sun.

"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits... O,o" ~Some folder I saw at Walmart...

"Chuck Norris had his tonsles removed with a chainsaw." ~another folde

"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink it." ~ yet another folder

"The boogie man waits under his bed for Chuck Norris..." ~Some dude who's in my science class

"Chuck Norris waits under his bed for the Boogie man!" ~Mom's reaction to the quote above.

"Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! What's so great about Chuck Norris?!"

"Chuck Norris is awsome." ~~~ A conversation between Mutt and Stoike (a HUGE Chuck Norris fan)

"Chuck Freaking Norris! That's who's gunna distroy the world!" ~Mutt in a freaky voice that I can't seem to do anymore. Damn...

"OH! I just remembered I need that tape!" -mutt

"No way! You hit me with a banana!"-tyler

"No I didn't!"-mutt

"Yes you did! I felt the peel touch my shoulder!"-tyler

"Oh. Sorry. Now can I have the tape?" ~ Tyler and Mutt when Mutt wanted the tape for her callender.

"Curse you and your long arms!" ~Mutt

"You know the paster at out church?" -Mom

"PASTER BO BO!"-Mutt in her realy strange voice

"HAHAHA! don't say it like that! but you know how some people call him Reverind?"-Mom

"REVERAND BOBO!" ~a conversation between Mom and Mutt about what self Reverence is.

"Love is not a "yes" or "no" question... the real question is why you'd ask ME for love advice." ~Writer as she gives you her questioning eyes.

"You havn't been acting yourself latly..."-Bijuu

"makes random noises that somehow turns into words I'm fine!"-Mutt

"Ok you're back to normal now..." ~ A conversation between Mutt and Bijuu when Mutt began acting stranger then usual... witch I guess realy is possable...

"Don't blame me, I'm special!" -Mutt

Copy and Pasties

If you've ever been so tired that you've heard something that wasn't real, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Every day.)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you question your own sanity, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (a lot... and basicly fell face first onto the ground..

f you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile. (I had something with my name on it on my wall... one day I woke up, looked at it and said... "That's not my name!" it took me about 10 minutes to realize that it was... God that was fun)

If you've ever cursed at an inanamite object and later apoligized to it, put this in your profile

~~~~ supported HTF pairings for Mutt...

Slash

MimeXMole

MimeXFlippy (don't ask... I don't realy know)

PopXDiscoBear (it's funny and unexpected)

GigglesXPetunia (It's cute...)

Hetro

FlakyXFlippy

CuddlesXGiggles

ToothyXPetunia

~A conversation with myself and my voices~

Mutt: hic

Bijuu: You say something.

Mutt: shakes her head nope

Writer: scofs

Mutt: smacks Writer

Writer: What was that for you stupid bitch! snarls

Mutt: Don't you scoff at me!

Writer: I can and I will! SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF!!

Mutt: tackles Writer STOP IT!

Writer: GET OFF! flips Mutt onto her back and pins her

Mutt: HEY!! THAT'S CHEATING!

Writer: ... What?

Mutt: Did it distract you?

Writer: prepares for an ambush Mabey...

Bijuu: jumps on Writer JURONIMO!

Writer: OH DEAR GOD NO!!

Bijuu: lands on Writer and slams her down on Mutt

Writer: clenches her teeth GNN!

Mutt: GAAAAH!! OW OW!! PAIN PAIN PAAAAAIIIIINNN!!

Bijuu: stradles Writer's waist Oh come on you two! It can't hurt that much! thinks perverted things about being above Writer who's above Mutt Tee hee..

Mutt: blushes Oh god what's that grin about?

Writer: looks over at Bijuu Oh dear god no... No! PLEASE GOD NO!

Bijuu: nods

End

I don't wanna put my perverted thoughts up here... --;

If you wanna see our art go to for Mutt and for Writer or for one of her HTF stories.