TelekineticNinja
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Joined 09-01-13, id: 5085691, Profile Updated: 10-25-13

Favorite Video Games:

1. Mortal Kombat

2. Borderlands 2

3. Halo reach

4. Deadpool

5. X-men Legends 2: Rise of Apocalypse

6. Twisted Metal

7. Bioshock 2

8. Dead island

9. Ultimate Alliance

10. Minecraft

Favorite Video Game Characters:

1. Kitana (Mortal Kombat)

2. Kenshi (Mortal Kombat)

3. Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)

4. Maya (Borderlands 2)

5. Zer0 (Borderlands 2)

6. Master Cheif (Halo)

7. Kat (Halo)

8. Cortana (Halo)

9. Deadpool (Deadpool)

10. Cyclops (X-men)

Favorite animals

1. Tiger

2. Wolf

3. King Cobra

Favorite color: Blue, Black, Green

By the way I like CreepyPasta

Favorite Maya (Borderlands 2) Quotes

"If anyone tries to capture me, I'll incinerate their brain"

"Fear ME Bitches!"

Favorite Zer0 (Borderlands 2) Quotes

"I lost fair and square, whatever that dumb phrase means,who loses a square?"

95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell ''DO A FLIP!!"

"When life hands you Skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

"A friend is someone who tries to calm you down when you are mad; a best friend is someone who, when you are mad, skips alongside you with a baseball bat singing, 'Somebody's gonna get it...'"

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Re-post if you think racism is wrong.

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The Silver Scars of Painted Words by Green Tea Bubbles reviews
He was the only person she ever loved, really. She would give up everything for him - all she had and more. Though it was never enough, Sakura knew, not for him. But maybe she was moving on. Maybe she was letting go. Maybe it was her time now. Hers and Itachi's. ItaSaku. One-sided SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Love on A Place like Pandora by Atlasdoo reviews
Zer0- a cold assassin seeking the Vault, the ultimate challenge. Maya- a siren seeking the truth to her siren lineage. When both join forces (along with another four misfits), what chaos ensues? May0. Now complete.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,600 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Zer0, Maya - Complete
Barroom Dancing by WhimsicalMayhem reviews
They worked well together, thus, they danced well together. Zer0 lead. Maya followed. May0. Co-op with Foryewhoartliterate.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Zer0, Maya - Complete