Favorite Quotes and silly thing of that Nature:

You know you live in 2000 when...:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

"When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you."

"Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything is perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me."

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."

"I can't make you love me, want me, or understand me…All I can do is hope that someday you will."

"Love is when someone takes your heart and shatters it, but you still love them with all the little pieces."

"A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music."

"Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught."

"Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example."

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

"Love is like a jewel, precious to everyone, not easy to make, sentimental value if held onto to long enough, beautiful, can last a lifetime, hard to let go of. Yet people throw their jewels away without realizing how much it means to them until it's too late to retrieve the jewel."

"Love is when you can't use words to describe how you feel."

"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been' "

"The heart does not know time, nor distances. The heart knows where it belongs, where it should be. And my advice is; follow it."

"Sometimes when I say "Oh don't worry, I'm fine…" I just want someone, once, to look me in the eyes and just say "Don't, lie". "

"Forgive my lips, they find pleasure in unexpected places."

"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness."

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems. . .But it will definitely annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"Knowledge is power, Power corrupts. Study hard, and Be Evil."

"Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs."

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.
4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8. Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!
10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.
11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17. Thou shalt show and not tell.
18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.
20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.
21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.
27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

Bonus:
28. Thou shalt never EVER make thine author's note longer than thy chapter.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person.
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer. Although, it's kinda obvious because pretty much everyone on this site is a writer. So, don't see why this is necessary, but hey, it's fun.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, xXkickass-kunoichiXx, Rixclassa, Midnight Insomniac, RiseiTekiSensei

Copy and paste to your profile if you believe the book is ALWAYS better than the movie.

You know you're a superhero book nerd when...

1) You say holy _ Batman!

2) when something dramatic happens you ask a series of questions then end it by saying "Find out next time. same bat time. same bat channel"

3) When your about to jump over the wall thingy in gym class you scream "na na na na na na BATMAN!!"

4) when you relate something happening in your life to issue number _

5)When girls fawn over a popular boy and you look at him saying "please. he's no Robin." (who by the way are all male models in disguise)

6) When you wear a shirt stating "Booster Gold fan club" every day.

7) When you sign a secret santa present "From your friendly neirborhood spiderman"

8) when you wear a Captain Marvel, and you spaz at anyone calling him The Flash or Shazzam.

9) when your home alone you practice your super hero voice figuring that there must be something better then the christian bale voice to use as a hero.

10) Laugh at those who call you a comic book weirdo and say "on an alternate world you'd be my best friend."

11) look at your teacher and then look at a picture of Slade. then make all the possible coinsidences that could connect him with slade. once you figure out that this guy is way to close to being slade jump to conclusions and figure that Slade took a teacher form to blend in with our world on a plot to world dominaion including making his students lives impossible.

If you are any of these 11 things, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room to forget what you were doing, walk away and then remember copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing your homework right now, instead of being on fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

OMZ! THE RAIN'S WET!

I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.

God made men first, then he had a better idea!

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage

I'm cute...now give me my cookies.

Boys in books are just...Better!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity...

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I honestly don't want to know...)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Uhhhh, so you open it at the store???)

On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (I am so confused.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (Nah. I'll just eat a steak frozen.)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (Oops. Bad timing there)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (Really, now?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (But, why?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (Well darn.)

On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (Aw man. I don't wanna be drowsy! If I wanted to be tired I'd take a sleeping. . .never mind.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (Oh, so I can't use it. . .on Mars, I guess?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Tell me more!)

On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (NO WAY?)

On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Oh, thank goodness. I have always wondered how to use these things.)

On a Coke bottle: Shake well before use (o_O)

"Then get traught, or get dead."-Robin (Homefront, YJ)

"I've said it said it before, and I'll say it again. You are one seriously crazed up fruit loop."-Danny Phantom (DP)

"Quit touching yourself!"-Artemis (Bereft,YJ)

Artemis: [Noticing her costume] WHO PUT ME IN THIS?

Kid Flash: Wow. I am not touching that with a 10-foot - uh, so you know how to us that bow?

Artemis: Yeah, my dad taught me... DAD! He must've done this. Another of his stupid tests.

Kid Flash: What kind of test?

Artemis: He probably wants me to kill you.(Bereft, YJ)

Artemis: Did you just hear a girl talking in your head?

Kid Flash: Girls are always on my mind, but they're not usually talking. (YJ)

Kid Flash: So, I'm your ninja boyfriend, huh?

Artemis: Hey. Amnesia, remember? Completely forgot how *truly* annoying you are.

Kid Flash: Oh and you're the goddess of congeniality.

Robin: [Entering] Yeesh. Get a room!

"I guess I'll just have to have enough hope for the both of us.-Robin (The End Part III, Teen Titans)

"Evil beware, we have waffles." -Raven (Teen Titans)

Robin: Or not

Artemis: Will you please stop saying that? (Homfront, YJ)

"If like is the opposite of dislike, is aster the opposite of disaster?" -Robin (YJ)

"Hello,Megan!"-Megan/M'Gann (YJ)