Hey everyone. My "name" is twilightfan1178, and here's a little bit about me.

I am totally random. I love my BFFs, and would do (almost) anything for them. I am hoping for a bit of love in my life...but if someone did ask me out, I would think it was joke. That's how bad my love life is. Plus, I have high expectations after reading about Edward.

ALRIGHTIE! Random fact: Guess what rocks my socks off? There's a guy in my grade...and his name's JACOB BLACK!! If he hits a growth spurt, I am SOO making him mad!

Name: twilightfan1178 (I'm not gonna tell you my real one)

Gender: Girl

Age: I'm older than 1 and younger then 1 0000000000000. All right, I'll narrow it down a bit more. I'm between 5th and 9th grade. Ahh, a new game. Guess my age. Any takers? (Remember what I said about being random?)

Country: Canada (if you think I'm gonna tell you more than that, you're delusional)

Favorite colors: Green, blue, purple and orange (basically anything bright, but still cozy) Pink?

Favorite books: The Twilight series and the Percy Jackson series ( I made another account for Percy. Guess who I am! First person who does gets virtual cookies!!:))

Favorite movies: Zoom (about the kid superheroes) and Haunted Mansion. And Remember the Titans is AMAZING!!

Lucky #: 8. I was born on November 8, weighed 8 pounds, 8 ounces. Plus, it's 2008.

Unlucky #: 4. It sucks. Don't ask.

Pets: One amazing dog, Zoe. I used to have a hamster, Skittles, but he died in May (moment of silence). Luckily, two weeks later, we got Zoe! (We had a fish too, Bubbles. He died of mirror exertion. Long story.)

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh.(I must have GREAT friends then! lol)

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. (I HAVE!)

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! (I don't get this perk, my school is carpeted and without halls.)

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (So true...)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!)

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm. (Yep, totally is.)

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-
Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together!

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? (Ah, so true...)

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (And now he won't give them back!)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.(Actually done this, I don't advise it if it's lightning.)

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess

THESE WERE ALL STOLEN OFF WAFFLE OF DOOM'S PROFILE!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

That was stolen from Cupcake of Mass Destruction's email.

I'm not stupid, everyone else is just... really smart.

BERNARD (the bee boy) ROCKS!!

Also Bert and Ernie are some great sticks (and are also totally real).

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile(and a mushroom).

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can't sing for your life, Copy and paste this into your profile

If you read books that no one even know about, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book (I have-multiple times) , copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!) copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you start to freak out when you can't find one of your copies of Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse when really you haven't lost it but your evil sadistic bunny of a sister thought it would be funny to hide them from you just so she could see you freak out, copy and paste this to your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123,bella cullen 17, Number-1-Twilighters, twilightfan1178

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real),bella cullen (all of the cullen guys from twilight.), Number-1-Twilighters (Edward Cullen and Jacob Black). twilightfan1178 ( EDWARD!!)

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123,bella cullen 17, Number-1-Twilighters, twilightfan1178

If you're a fan of Edward Cullen, save a cow, eat a lion.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile (my mom thinks I'm weird for doing that. And she reads the books too!)

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Edward...copy/paste this into your profile

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character (although he IS real. Clap your hands if you believe in Edward!)...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

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If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

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If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get's excited at just two Reviews copy this into your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I

f you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had an urge to throw yourself off of a banester on a stairway, copy this in to your porfile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit/awsomekiwihere1213/twilightfan1178

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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Minerva (from Artermis Fowl) is an annoying Mary Sue, Copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile(and a mushroom).

If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary. I did both. I could'nt find the word...:(

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. (ewww!) If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh (ice cubes!!- inside joke), copy this onto your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're not dead YET, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can't sing for your life, Copy and paste this into your profile

If you read books that no one even knows about, copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! Scientists are meanie-bo-beenies. lol

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book (I have-multiple times) , copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the drought to end, take shorter showers and then copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular and fitting in, the other five percent are liars. Asking me to define this statement, I answered: NO one is NOT concerned about fitting in. Everyone, in the back of their minds, needs companionship, and would like as much as possible. Even emos and goths are like that because they didn't get enough attention in the first place, so they decided to withdraw themselves from average society. Everyone wants to fit in, so give your best friend a hug today, give a stranger a pat on the back, and tell your parents you appreciate them. Everyone deserves to be loved, so give a little bit. Believe me, you'll get a lot in return. Copy and paste this if you believe this.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

The World We Live In...

The World We Live In is a pretty amazing place...

It's where a man can't walk down the street holding his boyfriends hand without being called names...

It's a place where women are highly valued objects...

It's where people of different colours are treated like different species...

It's a place where we start wars over something we didn't need in the first place...

It's where homeless people sleep in the streets, while rich people step over them...

It's truly amazing the way we are heating up with our little conveniences, TVs, Cars, computers, just because people are too lazy to get solar panels...

It's a place where our role models are only famous because of the people they slept with...

It's where old men rule the old women, the young men, the young women, and the children and don't let any new ideas in...

It's a special place where it's normal to be overweight...

A truly wonderful world where three billion women feel inadequate because the models they look up to have just lost forty kilos thanks to a computer...

It truly is a wonderful, wonderful world

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! ( I can't sing or dance though, haha)

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution.

Sorry about repeat copy-and-pastes. I just copy and paste, and right now, I'm too tired to delete what I already have.

So yeah.. I think that's it! thanks for reading this! please go out, live life, read, love, laugh and REVIEW! :D

That's all for now, folks. Tune in later for more great profile...um, writings??

twilightfan

P.S.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.