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Hi welcome to my world of pain, misery, flame throwers, and peanut butter. Age: 1 to 100,000,000,000 (a cookie for those who guess correct) Sex: ...Why not? as you can see i like being random and stupid jokes. Whoever said nothing is impossibe hasn't tried slamming a revolving door. If life gives you lemons...squirt the juices at the guy who got the ice cream. I have a very rare desease called E.D. or E.A. (easily distracted or easily amused) 98 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 2 percent that would be laughing their ass off. Copy and paste if you think everything is so much more fun in an english accent. Copy and paste this is you ever ran into a door. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. |
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Misery's Company by MidnightShadowGoddess21 reviews
Misery always need company. The tale of the lives that misery holds and brings together. Nar x Ten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,807 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
I Am Your Slave by Bastion Lightz reviews
Ayame is almost, and I quote, almost raped by a group of men, and escapes into the arms of Naruto. After saving her life she loses her memory due to her bruises and starts believing she is his slave. NarutoxAyame. One lemon. Keep complaining.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,120 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
kitsune brothers by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Naruto is taken away after the sealing by his brother and returns twelve years later what will happen? OCXHarem NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,973 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Existence by Denim88 reviews
He left, feeling that it would better protect those he cared for. Was it the right choice? What would result from this decision? Naruto set out for a new home, and created a new path for himself. Watch as our hero's legacy unfolds. NarutoxTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,751 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Master of the guild by Vendetta419 reviews
A.U. What if Naruto dream was taking from him. What if he decided to get back at all who wrong him by any mean. This is a story where Naruto make him own guild of justice.Chapters being redone update will be in a while.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,624 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
A Second Chance by Wolves Creed reviews
15 year old Naruto is thrown in jail after returning Sasuke. Now his cellmate Tayuya and him want out so Kyuubi gives them a way out which is to lead another world with a strange ninetailed wolf as their guide. Naru/Tayu OC/? first x-over
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Naruto U.
Conversations by evil genus reviews
Have you ever wondered if Naruto and Kyubi talked to each other outside the "give me power" talks? Ever wondered what their relationship really was? How they got along?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,380 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Disappearance by WingedFreedom622 reviews
After failing to bring Sasuke back, Naruto disappears. Five years later, the Sound tries an open invasion of Konoha one more time. NaruTen! CH. 27 IS UP! AU. SUSPENDED PENDING REWRITE DECISION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 177,804 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Brothers of the Sharingan by ChildAtHart reviews
And the first new chapter is out! I had a case of writer's blcok for chapter two and figured you had waited long enough. Summary to be edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,943 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Execution Day by hadouken5 reviews
After successfully bringing Sasuke back from the Valley of the End, Naruto is put on trial. With Tsunade and Jiraiya out of Konoha, the council calls for Naruto's immediate execution. Too bad Kami and Yami have other ideas in mind for our favorite blond
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,921 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Aburame Naruto by Tormenter-of-dreams reviews
Naruto is adopted into the Aburame clan, but not just that gains the bloodlines of several others. watch as he becomes powerful enough to protect those who he loves and destroy those that try to harm them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,466 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I.
naruto's fantacy by legendarywarror reviews
what happens when a farmilair fox becomes an amazing women, what happens when a long time crush becomes love, what happens when a certan blonde finds out that he has a lost to the ages kekkie genkai first? read to find out first fics so be nice leamons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.