Real name: Joseph Callaway

Age: 20

Gender: Male

Location: Somewhere in Tennessee, other then that, you don't really need to know.

Xbox LIVE Gamertag: "HaloEvangelio03" (I was typing with one hand, using the D-pad, and had Microsoft Tech Support on the phone... I'm lucky all I forgot was the 'N'; and I don't think fixing it is worth 10 dollars)

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Quote:

"Some folks are wise, and some otherwise" - goodbye message from Blacksun_ on the Evamade IRC

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now" - goodbye message from Blacksun_ on the Evamade IRC

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you" - goodbye message from Blacksun_ on the Evamade IRC

"Life's hard, wear a cup" - little message on my dad's cell phone once

"Acting like an adult only makes you look more like a kid" - A smoking, alcoholic monk from Persona 3 (personally, I would have replaced 'kid' with 'child' to belittle the person more)

"Your truth can be changed simply by the way you accept it..." - Kozo Fuyutsuki from End of Evangelion, not kidding when I say that this changed my life

"Do what you do best, find something simple and complicate it!" - Burt Gummer to government agents in Tremors 3: Back to Perfection

"I wish there was an opt-out button in life to exclude ignorance. I would have been spared this review." -Amazon(dot)com reviewer "Kevin" on a comment against certain objectionable content in a game.

"You're an inspiration for birth control" - Friend on Xbox LIVE, said he was quoting some video off of Youtube.

My Quotes:

"I'm stupid, but not ignorant"

"Who's more mature? The person who knows they're mature, or the one who knows they're not?" (by the way, this is a serious question)

"Just because the water's under the bridge, doesn't mean it isn't there" -Play on the phrase "It's water under the bridge"

"A person may know the meaning of moderation, but people never will"

"Throwing an opinion in the mix is like dividing by zero, it cuts the credibility of everything you're saying. Oh sure, it's a fact that it's his opinion, but it doesn't change the fact that it's an opinion."

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, thecrazyfatguy, animefan29, HaloEvangelion03

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. By order of Flame User Laurena

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate backstabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too: (This is technically someone else's quote but, yeah, I fell for it too)

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.