OKAY. Update: Maelwys. The Clan of Maelwys has officially abandoned this account. But don't breathe that sigh of relief yet- we'll be back! Bigger! Better! More Ebil* Than Ever! And if you've ever been flamed/de-flamed or anything by the Clan, you can send all complaints/comments here until the new account is set up. Prob'ly not 'till summer though... we're planning to come in with a BANG!

Until then,

~Maelwys MM Å, scribe, de-flamer, reviewer, writer, wisher, loser.

(ebil=AQworlds/DragonFable reference)

Hello everyone! This is two people, (obviously!) and we are out here to save the world(s)! Depending on how many worlds/books you believe in/read etc. etc.

Actually, we're not. We are going to post stories and services and stuff (Awesome Authors Always Alliterate Awfully) and if you want to read/review/flame, so be it!

This is all for now, but there will be more... muahahaha.

M: I don't have a Facebook, so all that stuff goes here!

A: I post here too, but I have another acount specifically for MY work only (such as some for animes and mangas and a scattering of books...)

~Maelwys Clan~

Anyone receiving a review from a person named Marilyn Maelwys, Cressida Maelwys, Maelwys Silviastra, and a bunch of Other Maelwys - es (is that a word?), direct your responses here

~Maelwys' Anti-Flame Service~

Parodies? Romances? Actually decent OC's? GASP!

For all those bedazzled Mary Suethors that think your OC just isn't angsty enough, we will chop up the paper into little bits, re-criticise it and put it back together again, put it in a microwaved can of hot oil and grapeshot, and blow it to bits with a Beretta all over again!

Maelwys' Anti-Flame Services. We aim to please.

Because this sort of announcement is supposed to be off the technical publications, most of this services' announcements will be here.

If you want our help, PM. If you want an example, surf Tolkien Sue Parodies and/or ask.

Danke/graci

Maelwys