Hey, I'm Kaleidoscopic and I'm sixteen years old. I live in Paris, France with my Dad... no mum; she died of Ovarian Cancer when I was two. I'm originally American. I have two dogs- a Golden Retriever called Malteser and a Shitzu Maltese called Thistledown... anyway, the point is that I love Harry Potter, Lemony Snicket and Twilight, and can often be found writing fan fictions about them... I also like Flight of the Conchords, Doctor Who and Scrubs, but I don't write fan fiction about that, for obvious reasons. I like to cook. I sound a bit like a housewife... cough

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I like The Beatles, Flight of the Conchords, The Fratellis, Klaxons, Radiohead, The Buzzcocks, etc. I'm a full-frontal theme-park psychopath who also enjoys trips to day spas... the perfect combination. I like making graphics for websites, reading, writing, school is okay- on and off. I still walk in and talking to my friends in English, and they just stare at me like, "You've sprouted horns" until I figure out why they aren't responding to my hilariosity.

That's all. Au Revior. xxx