Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!

Hermione Granger becomes a healer and her first assignment is a longterm patient in the permanent ward. What happens when she discovers her first patient is none other than the Draco Malfoy and he's... insane? Complete.

A series of vignettes tracking the relationship between Veronica and Lamb.

Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.

A crack!fic inspired by the MAJOR happenings of 'Mars, Bars'. SPOILERS and RPS. It involves Michael Muhney's animal magnetism and how nobody can deny him anything...and his beef with Rob Thomas's 3000 shower.

When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.

Sheriff Lamb brings Veronica in for questioning about her father’s whereabouts, which makes her even more determined to discover what’s happened to Keith Mars.

In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.

Hermione's dream leaves her tantalizing clues to the puzzles she thought best left unconsidered. SSHG, postHPB. Warning: contains nonsense and rhyming poetry.

WIP...This tells the story of Rowena Ravenclaw and her star-crossed relationship with Salazar Slytherin, as well as her frienships with the other founders.

To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.