Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.

Sherlock and John are at the park when a woman's comment leads them home. Sherlock, being ever so helpful, eases John's mind and takes the stress away. 1st person POV John

Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."

I dive into my Mind Palace, winding through corridors and down into the Catacombs, where all my secrets are hidden. In this sanctuary, I have a special chamber for my imagination that I use for my Guilty Pleasure. .:. Johnlock. NOW WITH SEQUEL ATTACHED.

Synopsis: After the Fall, Sherlock is captured by Moriarty's men and then finish the business of "Burning the heart out of him." Sherlock returns to John and they deal with it. WARNING - M FOR A REASON

He had to stop himself and lock his eyes onto the grubby pile of the carpet. It just wouldn't do to get a hard-on in front of anybody, let alone Sherlock, and certainly not when thinking about- Dare he say it?- chair sex. Johnlock smut because feelings.

Sherlock decided he didn't very much like tables anymore,whichever devolved Neanderthals had brought this concept about would have left everyone better off if they were still splashing about in primordial soup. Companion to Chair-thoughts of John Watson

John Watson is pneumatic. Sherlock Holmes is unattainable. Brave New World AU.

What happened last night? Whatever it was, it was rough and possessive and drunken. And it was also their first time. How will they face each other in the morning? .:. inspired by a very nsfw and amazing fanart. Johnlock. dom!Sherlock.

Sherlock likes the idea of it more than he likes the act of it. .:. Johnlock drabble plus oneshot. appreciative-bottom!Sherlock. my sexual Johnlock headcanon.

PWP. Johnlock shower sex.

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

John comes home to some strange noises...but Sherlock is the only one in the flat. PWP. Slashy goodness. Rated M, because M rated fanfiction is the only kind of fanfiction. Slash/Language Content

After a long case, Sherlock and John come back a little beaten... and a little heated. Warning: Slash, Bloodplay, Oral Sex.

Doctor John Watson has a gun pressed to his head when he hears the most beautiful violin music that practically saves his life. Johnlock AU - WARNING: Drugs use and mentions of suicide

"Behave or I will go read in the kitchen." John found it a bit difficult to keep his hands to himself lying in bed next to a reading Sherlock. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.

A lead takes John, Sherlock and Lestrade to a preschool. Established relationship, Johnlock, talk of wanting kids, Sherlock being surprisingly good with children. M for snip of lovin' at the end.

A smutty little fic in which John discovers Sherlock has never been properly kissed. Sexy times ensue. Later chapters will contain more smut. Hooray! Basically a PWP, though I feel a P may develop at some point. We'll see...

John begins to figure out about Sherlock's past lover. Sherlock begins to open up. A few John/ Sherlock in the first three chapter. Hints of actual plot in chapter four.

John has lost yet another girlfriend, thanks to his annoying flat mate. All he wants is some human contact... Which Sherlock helps with. Twoshot/lemons.

There is nothing between them before John surges forward to claim his lips. Nothing more than friendship and longing and desire, undisclosed wants and words only whispered in the late night hours when the other is not around to hear.

John thought he was being awfully clever, hiding Sherlock's cigarettes under the skull. But he forgot that's where they normally kept the lubricant. One Shot.

Slash. Utter slash. No story-line, no tender moments. SLASH, SLASH, SLASH. Co-authored with Urgetofall.

ONESHOT: Dom!Sherlock and Sub!John, written for livejournal prompt. Sherlock returns to John three years after The Reichenbach Fall, to find that his emotionally damaged pet still wears the collar he gave him. M Johnlock smut!

John comes home to find Sherlock in a compromising situation. Slash. Trying a new writing style, please review and let me know if its working.

Sequel to 'Take Me', can be read as an one-shot too! Phonesex, dirty talk, orgasmdenial etc etc.

Sherlock and John go to a club to apprehend a predator. That preys on kilt wearing men. Also, Moriarty is a whoo girl. Yeah, IDEK.

"I've only got one problem with what you've said, Blaine." Blaine looks at Kurt expectantly, face tentative and concerned. "I don't want to have proper sex with you."

It's blizzard conditions outside in London and they haven't had a proper case in weeks. Sherlock is bored. But when he catches John looking at porn on his laptop the two decide to experiment and heat things up inside. Virgin!Sherlock.

Kurt and Blaine play with handcuffs, Blaine learns what it's like to be in control. Sort of a sequel to my other fic, A Modest Proposal, but you don't have to read one in order to read the other.

After a conversation about kinks Blaine decides to treat Kurt. Warning: Rimming, mild dirty talk.

Sequel to Secure with about as much plot as that one had. More fun times in bed. Rated M, very M.

Making out while drunk is just kind of their thing. smut oneshot.

I recently watched The Reichenbach Fall and decided the world needed more moments where Sherlock and John have really awesome hot sex. Basically, really awesome hot sex between two guys who are madly in love.

The Doctor and Rose share an intimate moment, and the Doctor reflects again on how much Rose means to him.

'John Watson was humiliated. Here he was, straddling his roommate with a spliff in his hand and an erection in his pants.' SLASH! Please R&R, be gentle!

ONESHOT - Just what will Sherlock do for a cigarette? Warning: Spoiler for Hound of the Baskervilles. Slash - don't like, don't read. Persuasion Series (1/2)

Sherlock slash fic. Fun with webcams. Inspired by ASiB. Details in Author's Note. Rated for smut. Don't like, don't read.

The Rubik's Cube. The puzzle that has kept many of us enthralled. But the ultimate puzzle for Sherlock Holmes, the puzzle that consumes him, is John Watson. Spoilers for 1x1 1x3 2x1. Lemon.

Phone sex

The only time he tells her he loves her is when he loses control with her.

Her warm whiskey colored eyes met his and all he saw there was softness. - "Just lie back and let me bring you pleasure." - Doctor, Rose

Begins just after the Something Blue episode in which Buffy and Spike are bewitched by Willow into believing they are engaged to be married. All the other spells are reversed, but not this one! Goes AU very quickly.

The Doctor and Amy love each other, but don't know it. Rated M for future smut

Set after the kiss in Amy's Room. My sexy dream of what I wish happened afterward in the T.A.R.D.I.S. Rated M for a reason!

The Doctor is forced with the most difficult task of his life: convincing Rose he has 'naughty bits' and that he knows how to use them. Smut ensues. PWP.

One huge Amy/11 drabble

A night of scientific experimenting read: finding what alcoholic beverage the Doctor likes turns into a night of storytelling. Which turns into snogging. Which turns into removal of clothing. One shot! Mature themes!

Amy and the Doctor spend some time together on the beach.

'He loves her company, she's so quirky and passionate and a little bit crazy and it's never boring with her around.' Blaine and Rachels future relationship in snippets. Raine, future!fic. Two shot.

Amy goes after what she wants and she wants the doctor. The TARDIS lends a hand as an unlikely matchmaker!

Coming back to the TARDIS from an adventure filled with sexual teasing has been known to lead to smut.

HP/DM oneshot. Only months after the end of his marriage, Harry runs into someone that he never expected to see again and is flooded by memories, jealousy and a desperate need to fix his mistakes. Slight DM/BZ. Mentions of HP/GW, RW/HG. Explicit content.

Sometimes, truth is all that matters.

Harry and Draco one shot; yaoi