Hey guys, welcome to my profile. Once you've entered, there's no way out. Just joking.. sort of. Well, anyways, I tend to be either creepy, hilarious, or just weird. I know, I've a weird sense of humor, but that just sucks I guess if you don't like it. If you don't like it, you don't have to deal with it. See that big red x button? If you don't like my content, you can press it, but if you have a suggestion, I'd appreciate it if you told me nicely, so I know how to fix any problems you've got with me. You doods can also ask me questions, and I'll post the answer on here, in case someone else has the same question.

Example: Favorite video game antagonist?

Probably Samantha Maxis for Zombies mode on COD and Lucrezia Borgia from Assassin's Creed.

So yeah, I'll answer all your questions, but for now here's a generic bio of me.

Age: 14

Hair color: Black-ish dark brown

Eye color: Differs in darkness, but usually a dark brown, sometimes close to black

How about I answer my own questions so you guys can get to know me a bit better?

Favorite quotes:

"It's not rape if you like it."

"Quack, as in chicken."

"I'm hungry now.. and I just brushed my mom too!"

Favorite Video Game: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

Favorite Book: The House Of Hades

Favorite Movie: Zombieland

Favorite Disney Movie: Balto!

Favorite Animal: Hmm.. Probably a wolf..?

Favorite Color: Black or Red

Favorite Band: Hollywood Undead

Favorite Song: Pour Me by Hollywood Undead

Favorite Food: Probably.. Hot Dogs..?

Music Genres: Rap, Rock, Metal, Deathcore

Most Used App: Facebook or Tumblr

This or That

PlayStation or Xbox? Xbox definitely

Food or drink? Food

People or Internet? INTERNET.

Kik or Skype? Kik.

Facebook or Twitter? Facebook

Tumblr or Vine? Tumblr..

Omegle or Twitter? OMEGLE FOR THE WIN!!

My Stereotypes!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w*.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm in a ROCK BAND, so I MUST do drugs and be a bad influence.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a h*.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat .

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink, too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a w* myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to REN. FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER, too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

I have been to THERAPY, so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA so I MUST be a psychotic freak that yells at the walls.

I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.

I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I write sad poetry, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut.

I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention.

I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up.

I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish.

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with.

I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian.

I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly.

I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider.

I LOVE metal music, so I MUST be a middle aged guy with mental issues or a goth.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm RUDE, so I MUST be a nasty person.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.

I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.

I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.

I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.

I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.

I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.

I'm MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.

I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.

I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.

I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.

I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.

I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be the SEX TOYS.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure

I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.

I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.

I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.

I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THIEF.

I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered

I hate FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.

I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.

I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.

I shop at ABERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.

I have a FACEBOOK , so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.

I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.

I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK

I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.

I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be ANOREXIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES

I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.

I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINDED, so I MUST do everything.

I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.

I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.

I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.

I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.

I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.

I look HISPANIC, so I MUST be MEXICAN.

I contradict a lot of these.. I MUST be confusing. Hah. I'm funny. Not.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Which country do you like the most?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. You will live in that country or at least visit it 5-6 times.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday