Well, I like long walks on the beach and dancing in the rain-- wait sorry wrong profile... Hello to all whom read this. I'm Rena the Strange, but call me for Rena short. I spend a sickenly long time on the computer per day. And I can do this because I'm home schooled (score!), although a draw back is I don't ...really...like... to...leave...my...house. There I said it! I'm a shut-in.

The reason for my home schooled-ness is for more time to write the best story EVER TOLD!! (My book). Also you might notice that I lack fanfictions. This is because and please fanpeople (I support equal fan-ness-dom) don't hurt me, but I don't have the creativity to write one, not that I'm not a magical word smith (Cringes waiting for pitchforks and torchs). So I guess I'm just your usual 17 year old, whom is a slightly insane (I think I rule a kingdom of sea monkeys). And of course I tend to be bit nerdy, but I heard somewhere that nerdy is cool now...or maybe I'm just lying to myself...or maybe that only applies to my sea monkey kingdom. Hmm (rubs chin in a inteligent way) something to ponder. Well if you actually read my WHOLE profile I shall give you a cookies with whipped cream and a cherry, and if your on a diet (I say fo' shame, because you probably don't need to be on one) I will give you a wafer cookies with only 10 calories.

And lastly a warning from yours truly,

Aliens are coming to Earth on Friday and their mission is to abduct all good looking and sexy people.
You will be safe, but I'm just writing this to say goodbye. XP

Things to remember:
Emmett is the strongest.
Edward is the fastest.
But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you jealous.

Update: I have started work on a FF for Twilight. If you like my work pm me or leave a review on one of my poems, asking for a small preview of it. And I'll gladly send it to you. The first chapter should be out before summer ends, so keep an eye out.

At my webpage I have posted other none Twilight related poems and short stories, all of them are original. If you like my work, please check it out.

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