![]() I'm older than I should admit to being considering how addicted to FF I am. I grew up in New Orleans but live in the Midwest now. I'm not a writer, but I'm an avid reader. The first book I remember loving that wasn't assigned was "The Hobbit" and I've toured Middle Earth many times with both Bilbo and Frodo since that trip to the library in 9th grade. From there, it was the Vampire Chronicles, Jane Austen, Harry Potter and, finally, last fall, I heard about these new (heh) vampire books and picked up all four at once. I read Twilight in 7 hours on a Tuesday night, and had all four read and I'd picked up Twilight for my second read by that Sunday afternoon. I've read them back-to-back-to-back six times. I love J.R.R. Tolkien, Anne Rice, Jane Austen, J.K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer. I read them over and over and over again. My first taste of fan fiction was stumbling across a thread on IMDb about Wide Awake. AG is a goddess. I was hooked from the very first paragraph and I've taken a dive off the 3 meter board into FF since that fateful January morning. I will read most anything, but hope that grammar and spelling are good so that I don't want to scratch my eyes out. I was all over the B/E at the beginning. I have ventured into B/J and enjoy some of those and have recently found a love for E/J slash. Oh, my... A few worthless facts about me: I love John Cusack. (sigh, I am a child of the 80s) Colin Firth is THE only Mr. Darcy. Alan Rickman is The Shit as both Colonel Brandon and Severus Snape. I love most all music, except country and rap, but I l-o-a-t-h-e Bruce Springsteen (which, incidentally, means I'll never have John Cusack...) I'm the youngest of five children. I quote movies all the time. I laugh (too loudly, sometimes) at movies. I want to be able to physically harm people who text at the movies. Seriously. Cut that shit out! It's distracting. I'm fluent in Smartass and Sarcasm. I have a degree in Law & Order and I'm working on my masters in CSI. I watch "too damn much television". Some things that really grate... They're/Their/There They're = they are Their = belongs to them There = where it is, eg) It is there. Accept/Except Accept = to agree to Except = with the exclusion of, eg) I like all music except Country and Rap. Then/Than Then = refers to a time, eg) We did this, then we did that. Than = used to compare something, eg) I'd rather to this than that. Should have...not should of Peek/Peak Peek = to sneak a look Peak = the top of something, like, say, a mountain Now on Twitter, stalking some of my favorite authors, as j0j0dancer In an effort to lighten my favorites, I've listed the completed ones below. Some of my most very favorite are: Wide Awake, Clipped Wings & Inked Armour, Art After 5, Counterpoint, The Red Line, Poughkeepsie, Devil's Angel, The Trip Home and its supporting stories, Heartbreak Remedy, the "Lesson" trilogy, Bella Swan: Kidnapper, Crescent City (Jane Austen), Cowboys Have Fangs, Too, Creature of Habit, The Forbidden Room, A House of Cards, Star Mile, Stay, The Quiet Room, High Anxiety, Underneath Your Scars, Edward Wallbanger, Coming Through the Rye, The Sacrificial Lamb, The Lion and the Jackal, The Coven of the Signs, Show Me a Garden That's Bursting into Life, Confessions of a Nanny, For the Summer, Living Backwards, How to Save a Life and Sassafrass Junction. j0j0dancer's completed faves: (as if you care...) There's canon, AU, AH, slash, poly, B/J, B/C...Just about anything, well-written, I'll read. However, I haven't gotten into femmeslash or B/Em. Just can't do it (yet). A Cold, White Christmas » by EdwardsBloodType A Collison of Crushes by hunterhunting A Different Kind of Moon » by Eyes of Topaz A Labor of Love » by lizconno A Lesson in Fate » by Lillie Cullen A Lesson In Love » by Lillie Cullen A Lesson In Release » by Lillie Cullen A Life Extraordinary » by LolaShoes A Little Crazy » by tby789 A Moment Changes Everything » by heavyinfinity A New Beginning » by Maisedoat A Reason to Exist » by cullen818 A World Away » by wandb A World Without Sound » by The Romanticidal Edwardian Abbracciare il Cantante » by Bratty-Vamp Across the Airwaves » by Isabel0329 Across the Ocean » by Annilaia Aftermath » by forthelongestday Alphabet Weekends » by the-glory-days American Boy » by coldplaywhore American Girl » by coldplaywhore An American Vampire in Chicago » by Just4ALE An Imperfect Love » by mistyhaze420 An Untitled Continuation of the Twilight Saga » by gothicfictionfan Art After 5 » by sleepyvalentina Atlas Shrugged » by Jeesiechreesie Bad Habit: Book One » by AmeryMarie Badgering the Witness by trainlindz Bare » by stella luna sky Basking in the Light of our Love » by SweetT129 Beautiful Beat » by americnxidiot Beautiful Hitchhiker » by ericastwilight Bella and the Billionaire » by nashstheory Bella Swan: Kidnapper » by Kambria Rain Bella's Secret » by cullen818 Beyond The Broken Scars » by December.Eclipse Blind » by Jayeliwood Born to Be a Vampire » by Just4ALE Born to be Mine » by hidingfromsomeone Boy in the Red Sweater » by Starrynytex Broken » by inside-the-disarray Cabin Fever » by coldplaywhore Call of the Vampire » by Just4ALE Camp Wilderness » by muggleinlove Cascade and Cyanide » by americnxidiot Changing Lives » by ineedcoffee Closing the Deal by antiaol Coming Through the Rye » by thnx4fish Confessions of a Nanny » by Melissa228 Controlled Burn » by staceygirl aka jackbauer Counterpoint » by sleepyvalentina Cowboys Have Fangs, Too » by Pastiche Pen Creature of Habit » by EZRocksAngel Creatures of Habit » by EZRocksAngel Crescent City » by jvcla25 Culture Shock » by jtrue Daedalus in Exile » by EZRocksAngel Deconstructing Dracula » by hmonster4 Decoy » by 107yearoldvirgin Devil's Angel » by ObsessingOverEdward Distractions » by windchymes EARTHQUAKE! » by Thallium81 Edward Wallbanger » by feathersmmmm Edward's Fight by The Romanticidal Edwardian Edward's Release » by Lillie Cullen Eight Days A Week » by 107yearoldvirgin Eight Years Later » by jmeyer Embodiment » by Cullen312 Equal & Opposite » by Oh Jasper My Jasper Fair Stands the Wind » by Maisedoat Faking It » by spanglemaker9 Faking It: Outtakes by spanglemaker9 Falling For You » by GreenEyedGirl17 Family Therapy Cullen Style » by vjgm For the Summer » by camoozle From Innocence to Experience » by Thallium81 Good Bella, Bad Bella » by off-the-deep-end Guarding Edward » by katmom GYNAZOLE » by Mrs.TheKing Harvest Moon » by content1 Healing Heart » by OCDJen Help Wanted » by jaxon22 High Anxiety » by EdwardsBloodType His Personal Assistant » by NorthernLights17 Hit By Destiny » by ocdmess Holding Out For You » by ObsessingOverEdward How To Save a Life » by unholy.obsession How to Turn a Straight Guy Gay » by Lou-La How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence » by Missypooh I Don't Believe in Vampires » by lazykate I Wept Not » by ArcadianMaggie I'll Be Your Lover Too » by EdwardsBloodType If Love Could Light a Candle » by Pastiche Pen Illegal Contact » by GreenEyedGirl17 In the Blink of an Eye » by thatwritr Ink Street » by ahizelm Innocence Lost » by cullen818 Insecurities » by JamesRamsey Into the Mystic » by 107yearoldvirgin Kidnapped » by madcowre Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry » by justaskalice Landscapes » by lambcullen Lay Your Hands » by OCDJen Learning to Live » by muggleinlove Legendary » by WhatsMyNomDePlume Lessons Unexpected » by Alexis.Danaan Let Your Light Shine » by LolaShoes Letters by givemesomevamp Life, Love, and the Mafia » by lionlovesthelamb Lift Me Up » by dariachenowith Living Backwards » by ciaobella27 Long Way Down » by forthelongestday Love Among the Stacks » by acireamos Love Will Come Through » by coldplaywhore Lucky Charm » by profmom72 Marble and Mahogany » by letmesign Marvel » by Lou-La Masks » by HopelessRomantic79 Maybe » by 107yearoldvirgin Maybe I'm Falling For You » by coldplaywhore Midnight Desire » by Twilightzoner Midnight Sun Continued » by ForksVampireGirl Mr Horrible » by algonquinrt Must Have Been Love » by withthevampsofcourse My Brother's Best Friend » by jennlynnfs My Escort » by Bratty-Vamp My Yes, My No » by LolaShoes Not Dark Yet » by Malmo722 Observations of a Virginal Vampire » by ICMezzo Of Kith and Kin » by Chicklette One February Friday » by LyricalKris Only At Night » by trampvamp Only Human » by Amethyst Jackson Out Of Choices » by Picklewinkle Over The Top » by starfish422 Parachute » by KitsuShel Past and Present by GiveUsAKiss413 Picture Windows » by nerac Pieces of Time » by Jayeliwood Poughkeepsie by Mrs.TheKing Private Tutor » by 4theluvofMary Progress: The Original Sleep Humper Love Story » by 107yearoldvirgin Rabbit Hole » by profmom72 Random JasperEdward oneshots » by Pastiche Pen Readjusted » by muggleinlove Realize » by Goo82 Relative Wind » by Mac214 Return To Sender » by Melissa228 Reunion » by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle Running » by Merina Green Right There » by OCDJen Said and done » by ICMezzo Sassafrass Junction » by MsEerieChastain Saving Bella » by mynxi Scotch, Gin and The New Girl » by jandco Seducing Ms Swan » by DQRC Shadowboxer » by nobloodnofoul Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life » by atypical-swan Sleeps with a Vampire » by Just4ALE Someone to Watch Over Me by sleepyvalentina Somewhere Between Crimson and Blue » by antiaol Son of a Preacher Man » by LaViePastiche Southern Charm » by Meikela Star Mile » by Malmo722 Stay » by crimsonmarie Stranger Than Fiction » by MasenVixen Suite 2226 » by goldentemptress The Best Man » by Bratty-Vamp The Bigger They Are » by LadyExcalibur2010 The Blessing and the Curse » by The Black Arrow The Caged Bird » by Kristen Nicole The Cletus Chronicles » by Meikela The Coven of the Signs » by nashstheory The Dealership by LolaShoes The Discovery of Bella Swan » by mskathy The Dominant » by tara sue me The First Breath » by ElleCC The Lion and The Jackal » by Lalina The List » by Jayeliwood The List » by LauraACullen The Lost Boys by hwimsey The Nymph and the Waterfall » by Pastiche Pen The Port Angeles Players » by WriteOnTime The Practice of Love » by belladonnacullen The Quiet Room » by givemesomevamp The Red Line » by WinndSinger The Reunion » by butterflybetty The Sacrificial Lamb » by Lalina The Screamers » by KiyaRaven The Submissive » by tara sue me The Swan Manor:Lay Your Hands on Me by ayngyl22 The Trip Home » by mskathy The Trip Home Outtakes » by mskathy The Trip Home Prequels » by mskathy The Twilight 25 » by americnxidiot THE WONDERS OF LIFE » by sweetness4683 There Will be Blood » by johnnyboy7 This Is Not My Life » by isakassees Tides » by lambcullen Tilt » by lambcullen Tropic of Virgo » by In.a.blue.bathrobe Turning Dust into Gold » by bethaboo Twilight Twenty Five: Spero » by profmom72 Twinned » by Conversed Under Arrest » by vjgm Underneath Your Scars » by HammerHips Understanding by edward-bella-harry-ginny -ebhg Vampires in Vegas » by vjgm Vicissitudes » by Twilightzoner What Really Matters » by Blueking141 When Darkness Turns to Light » by Janna Banana When Edward Met Bella » by Amethyst Jackson Wide Awake » by AngstGoddess003 Withering the Ferns » by AngstGoddess003 Work in Progress » by araeo Your Voice Was All I Heard » by twimamma |
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
A True Mate's Heart by mynxi reviews
Children of Saturn: Part 1 by NessieCullen9 reviews
Hit By Destiny outtakes by ocdmess reviews
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
You'll Find What You're Looking For At Walmart by mama4dukes reviews
Paradigm Shift by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
Dark Moon by Seph7 reviews
Tangled Up In Blue by TxBirdie reviews
Because of a Scar by abbymickey24 reviews
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Major Desires by Tamilya reviews
The Godparents by abbymickey24 reviews
Slow Burn by givemesomevamp reviews
Uprising by jasperskitty reviews
Culture Aftershock by jtrue reviews
Moonlit by StormDragonfly reviews
Of Gods And Ghosts by KareBear1965 reviews
Finding Home by Copper's Mama reviews
Starting Over by KareBear1965 reviews
Sins of My Past by content1 reviews
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
At The Deep End by naelany reviews
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
I'm Still Holding On by catslovesushi reviews
Changed Future by Tiro reviews
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Full Moon Rising by content1 reviews
Twilight - Ultimate Fanfic Adventure by Fakin'it reviews
Phoenix Fire, or Hermione Granger and the EW by grangerous reviews
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
If on a Winter's Night by Touchstone67 reviews
Bars and Wars by trampvamp reviews
Observations by abbymickey24 reviews
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Three by GemmaLisax reviews
Jasper's Vote by rainbowweekend reviews
Surprise of a lifetime by Chelsie Whitlock reviews
Once Bitten by Elise de Sallier reviews
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Careful What You Wish For by Eyes of Topaz reviews
Unheard by Augustmoon99 reviews
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
Retribution by lvtwilight09 reviews
An Unobservable Entity by Mortissues reviews
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
Sundown by TheNewestCullenKid reviews
All Fired Up by MsEerieChastain reviews
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Second Chances by aerialla1 reviews
Left Alone, to be Together by LoveHGSS reviews
Aristotle's Mistake by Merina Green reviews
The Grass is Always Greener by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
I Was Born To Love You by mommybrook reviews
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
MY UNHAPPY ENDING by nhatfield4683 reviews
A Delicate Line by darkNnerdy reviews
Be My Sub by nails233 reviews
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
For All Eternity by Zoya Zalan reviews
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Distant Starlight by ClandestinePen reviews
Darkrooms and Safe Light by sleepyvalentina reviews
Near To You by Caitlinlaurie reviews
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
The Trip Home 2 by mskathy reviews
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
Seeing Bella by sherryola reviews
Such Great Heights by SweetT129 reviews
Do The Right Thing by LyricalKris reviews
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
The Patron Saint of Lost Causes by sleepyvalentina reviews
Ready for Love? by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
All Together Different by KristALchelle reviews
New Habits: Bad Habit, Book Two by AmeryMarie reviews
Accepting Love by KinkyMommy reviews
Reboot by Diana Law reviews
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
Bella Whitlock, HBIC by MsEerieChastain reviews
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Open Up Next to You by LJ Summers reviews
A Certain Point of View by LyricalKris reviews
Wouldn't it be nice? by mssdare reviews
The Red Eye by luluwolfkill reviews
Resident Geek Extras by cdunbar reviews
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
There Once Was a King by Brits23 reviews
The Way It Was Meant To Be by TheNewestCullenKid reviews
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
Clementines by Nachos4Children reviews
Comfortable by LyricalKris reviews
Changes of the Heart by RachelxMichelle reviews
Guide to Losing a Player in One Date by sleepyvalentina reviews
The Path To My Soul by cullen818 reviews
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
Chaotic Dynamics by Merina Green reviews
Somebody to Love by mommybrook reviews
The Hardest Lessons by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Bitemarks & Bloodstains by forthelongestday reviews
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Bella's Suicide New Moon AU by Fakin'it reviews
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Under a Killing Moon by in-a-requiem reviews
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Pax by Mortissues reviews
Broken Lights on the Freeway by Chibi-Kari reviews
When the Missing Come Home by nails233 reviews
The Last Thing I Wanted by nails233 reviews
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Monstress by Mystycal mysty reviews
The Subtle Grace of Gravity by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Menage a Trois by edwardsisobel reviews
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Yesternight by Pastiche Pen reviews
During the Off Season by camoozle reviews
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
OutTakes for Accepting Love by KinkyMommy reviews
Worth It by NightFairy85 reviews
Timeless by Fai'sKay reviews
Crossroads A Family in Crisis by Monroe5 reviews
Sexual Healing by Lori94 reviews
Ultionis by Mortissues reviews
Unfathomable Bonds by Zaytyll reviews
Some Little Girls by sleepyvalentina reviews
Behind Enemy Lines by Taraiha reviews
Mysterious Stranger by jasperskitty reviews
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
The Properties Of Dreams by NewTownGirl reviews
Dodgeball! by tiffaninichole reviews
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Flesh & Blood by JizzyHips reviews
Nowhere Left to Run by Spirare reviews
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Uncertain Future by AngelicOne77 reviews
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Broken Moonlight by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Major Changes by Sabi'sSookie reviews
Superman Complex by seevousplay reviews
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Fruits of Betrayal by jasperskitty reviews
Calefaction by ExploitingReality reviews
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
A Solitary Artist by KissMyWinterEyes reviews
Thought Like Flames by ALiteraryLife reviews
The sound of your voice by marie0912 reviews
An Unexpected Lady by JosieSwan reviews
This Is Not My Life Outtakes by IsaKassees reviews
The Last Mile by catonspeed reviews
Uninvited by Chocolua reviews
A Rough Start Outtakes by ItzMegan73 reviews
Primary Colors by jaxidy reviews
I'm not an Angel by rmhale reviews
Here Comes Goodbye by aerc712 reviews
Austen's Twilight by jaxidy reviews
It Will Be As If I'd Never Existed by pattyrose reviews
The Morning After the Night Before by starfish422 reviews
Happy valley! by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Extra Member by Voluptuous Vamp reviews
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
The Consequences of Redemption by CullenLovingMom reviews
Safe and Sound by Touchstone67 reviews
Love Between Sexes by EFC reviews
Art After 5 & Counterpoint Extras by sleepyvalentina reviews
Finding Forgiveness by TwistedforTwilight reviews
A Beautiful Mess by kO haLe yeS reviews
Project Seduce Mr Whitlock by rmhale reviews
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
We Three by starfish422 reviews
Devotionals by goldentemptress reviews
Pieces by crimsonmarie reviews
Finding Relief by TwistedforTwilight reviews
Talent Search by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Bite Your Lip by HisShinySilverVolvo reviews
The Girl Under The Bed by Nostalgicmiss reviews
A second chance at love by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Angel Series 1: Broken Angel by drotuno reviews
Dark Salvation by kittenmischief reviews
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
The Flipside of WiP by araeo reviews
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
As Fate Would Have It by into.scrapes reviews
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Lunière by siDEADde reviews
Destiny Awaits by Midnight Seductress reviews
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
A Modern Day Pride and Prejudice by CrazyCatLadyomgiluvcatssomuch reviews
Gravity by Abasketcase reviews
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Amor Prohibido by ecaniaga reviews
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews