Em and Jazz are about to find out. Eternity is starting to look a lot more attractive through the rosy glow of alcohol, so get ready for insanity, jazz hands, Rocky Balboa and our two favourite vamps. A look at Twilight while ridiculously hung-over.

Bella's a Vampire know, so the Cullen kids are showing her some interesting Vampire fun. Will Bella party with them? And why is Emmett giving the animals that they hunt Vodka? And what's up with Jasper? Read and find out! Reviews would be nice too! Funny!