Lilythestrangehide bio
 I'm not crazy just my reality is different than yours! Il paraît que les portraits chinois c'est "in" alors en bonne fashionista que je suis, je m'y mets aussi, cependant en bonne déjantée voici le mien: inutile et décalé à souhait! I hope you like it ( if not,... well... I don't care!!) Si j'étais une chanson, je serais Smoke (100 Monkeys) Si j'étais une torture, je serais l'écartellement. Si j'étais des sunglasses, je serais des Waiting for the sun "summer love" rouges. Si j'étais un prénom, je serais Meryl. Si j'étais un bijou, je serais la bague de fiançailles ARC reactor ou le piercing sur la langue de mon bien-aimé :p Si j'étais une maladie mentale, je serais la schizophrénie. Si j'étais un dessin animé, je serais Dora la Junkie. Si j'étais un sex toy, je serais une Lily flower (true story) Si j'étais une série, je serais "Breaking Bad" Bitch! Si j'étais une arme, je serais un fléau. Si j'étais un gros mot, je serais FUCK you! ou BITCH! Si j'étais une phrase, je serais "come over, we have beers as cold as your girlfriend's heart" Voilà, vous me connaissez mieux maintenant...ou pas!! Dis Lily on fait quoi ce soir? La même chose que chaque soir, tenter de conquérir le monde... me suivre sur twitter Lilythestrange |
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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21558 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,054 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5376 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 6,032 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
USS California by EstL reviews
Bella et Edward partagent une amitié étrange mais surtout secrète. Ils étaient tout l'un pour l'autre, jusqu'au jour où ... All Human - Tous Humain /
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 233,032 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under Your Spell by twiXlite reviews
The Cullens, Hales and Swans are the oldest and most respected families in the small island town of Forks. What happens when the rest of the town discovers a secret they've kept hidden for centuries, threatening everything they've worked to build? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,034 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,817 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8686 - Favs: 7,927 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lesson in Love by Lillie Cullen reviews
Final installment in Lessons Trilogy. The vampires are at war, and Bella is forced to use her powers in a way she never imagined. When things take a turn for the worse, can Edward and Jasper save her from the evil ones who have fallen under her spell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,923 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3183 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SUR LA LIGNE JAUNE by Lili M66 reviews
Isabella Swan vient d'être mutée à la Brigade Criminelle de New-York. Bon flic mais torturée, elle tente d'oublier son passé dans le sexe et les soirées trop arrosées. Son nouveau coéquipier, Edward Cullen, ne semble pas vouloir lui faciliter la tâche.
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,902 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,748 - Follows: 8,704 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8976 - Favs: 8,056 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Althea Black reviews
ABANDONNÉE. UA. Stockholm Syndrome : Propension d'un otage à développer une empathie ou un certain lien émotionnel à l'encontre de son ravisseur. ExB & JxA.
Twilight - Rated: T - French - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,589 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
Beautiful Disaster by Ginielee reviews
Après la mort de sa mère, Bella part passer l'été chez les Cullen à Volterra. Tout le monde est très accueillant avec elle sauf peut-être Edward le plus distant de tous, qui n'a de cesse d'intriguer notre héroïne - Parviendra t-elle à percer sa carapace?
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 211,705 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,909 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6122 - Favs: 9,423 - Follows: 5,398 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My brother's best friend by jennlynnfs by beth juju jeny reviews
Sept ans se sont écoulés depuis la dernière rencontre de Bella et Edward. Ils ont grandi ensemble et sont devenus amis. Au lycée, Edward est devenu distant et a coupé les ponts avec Bella. Blessée, Bella a continué sa vie à Seattle avec son frère Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 267,494 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8772 - Favs: 5,479 - Follows: 5,127 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
A mort amor by lilispank reviews
Os pour Bloody valentine contest. "Mayday, Mayday ! Pshhhh...Au secours...Ils bouff.....- Anchorage à Barrow. Ici Anchorage. Swan répond c'est Cullen. Putain répond !"
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bleed by sumisimas reviews
People say that snuff is an urban legend. Death created on film, for entertainment - they say it doesn't exist. They're wrong. They're just not looking hard enough. That, and they don't know Edward Masen. Mentalward Contest entry. VERY DARK. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 164 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
CHRYSALIS by Ginielee reviews
Une version différente de la saga, plus adulte, plus d'action, plus de violence, plus de sexe et de sang: Bella n'a plus assez confiance en elle pour se remettre avec Edward, même si la tension et la frustration sont palpables entre eux. Tentation divine.
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,408 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Voices by Miss Snazzy reviews
When life gives you a slightly crazed angel with a thirst for blood, what do you do? You bury the evidence in the backyard. AU. Rated for violence, gore, and sexual content. My entry for the Mentalward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9263 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ride a Cullen by lilispank reviews
OS pour Allocop'"I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, so sexy it's hurts": Citation d'Edward Cullen, Humble avocat."I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedy's":Citation de Bella Swann, payée pour boire.
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
You and the Destiny by Booksy reviews
Bella Swan est une jeune étudiante en photographie. Sa vie est calme malgré son manque total de chance. C'est alors qu'elle voit débarquer les cousins de Jasper, petit-ami d'Alice, sa meilleure amie et pire cauchemar. Tous humain. Lemon aussi!
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,002 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Viva Las Vegas by Hell71 reviews
10 ans après Breaking Dawn, Bella/Edward et Alice/Jasper s'offrent un week-end décadent dans la ville du jeu et du vice. Lemon et slash prévu...
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,843 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Summer of '88 by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward Cullen tells the story about how he woo’d his lady love in 1988. He got a little obsessed, became a little stalkerish, and developed a voyeur fetish. In the end though, he succeeded.Oneshot.AH. Age of Edward Contest. Rated M for language and secks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 8,907 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,596 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ma Berceuse by Miss BlaBla reviews
Les Cullen Brothers, célèbre groupe de musique, débarque au lycée de Forks. Une seule envie : vivre une vie normale. Quoi de plus normal que de tomber amoureux ? Problème : la fille en question n'a pas forcément envie de l'être, elle. UA Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,089 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
lovekills by lilispank reviews
Serre-la dans tes bras et dis-lui que tout ira bien, ça ne fait aucun doute que tu es parti trop tôt. Dépêches toi car personne ne sera arrêté..." Edward? Bella? Emmet? Rosalie? Jasper? Alice? .... à qui le tour ... ?
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken by Lily Jolie reviews
Après avoir été abondonnée par Edward,Bella quitte Forks.Après quelques mois de déprime,Bella disparait puis reviens à Forks,5 ans plus tard,peu de temps après eux. Comment se passeront les retrouvailles?Où Bella était-elle partie?
Twilight - Rated: T - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,128 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Addiction by sherazade reviews
All – Human / Suite d’Accident. Comme il y a des personnes qui ne sont pas faites l’une pour l’autre, il y en a d’autre dont le destin est de s’aimer et cela malgré toute l’énergie qu’ils peuvent mettre à se tenir à distance. E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,799 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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