The name's Lozzy :) But you may call me, Merluza. In case you didn't know, Merluza is Spanish for 'Hake' and I think they are both funny words. 'Tis pronounced 'Merluther'.

I am the author of 'HARRY PoTTeR and The Proverbial Glass' which is shown on Eloisa Skywalker's account. That story was popular with some, hated by others. But I say there's no harm in having a sense of humour, no matter how random.

If you have read that story and enjoyed it then once again I am here to spread the many joys of randomness thus writing more stories. If you are fortunate enough to have just stumbled upon my account then Welcome!

May my tales reward you with many a laugh and a Happy New Year to all! :D