![]() Author has written 12 stories for Total Drama series. ╔══╗╔══╦╗Put this on your ╔═╦╗╔╦═╦╦╗Put this on ur ╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your Gender:Girl Age:13 State:Washington This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Get to Know Me!! 1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? YES 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Coco Puffs 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Not really 15. RED OR PINK? red i hate pink 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No. 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend Liddy. 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Um...not into that. 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Um...I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry 35. HUGS OR KISSES? Both 42. FAVORITE SOUND? The final school bell 43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Neither. Aerosmith baby! \m/ 44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Portugal. 48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 7:13 You know you live in 2009 when: 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you think Canada is AWESOME, copy and paste this to your profile, Eh! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Friends A good friend will comfort you when she rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask her, "It's because you're lesbian, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when she breaks up with you. A best friend will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your princess. A best friend kidnaps her and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!" 私が日本語で書いたので、日本の文化を愛し Translation: I love japanese culture so I wrote this in Japanese ここでいくつかの言葉は日本語 Translation: Here are some words in Japanese 血 Translation: Blood ヴァンパイア Translation: Vampire 死の神 Translation: Death god aka shinigami シルビア Translation: My name Sylvia If you HATE child abusing copy and paste this to your profile. My name Kelly I am only three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Kelly I am only three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSEr I like vampires; so i must want to be one. I know alot about vampire; i must be one then. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. One more heart that will never love. If you're against abortion, re-post this List your 12 favorite Total Drama Island Characters in random order 1.Gwen 2.Trent 3.Duncan 4.Izzy 5.Owen 6.Chriss 7.Laushawna 8.Bridgett 9. Cody 10.Harold 11.Heather 12.Courtney Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic? No. Do you think four is hot? How hot? Not really What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? I am sure it could happen. It would be chaotic. Do you recall any fics about nine? Yes. I wrote 1. Do you think two and six make a good couple? Hell to the NO Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff? Not fluff Suggest a summary for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. Lawsauna over hears Duncan has cheated on Courtney and tries to cheer her up. Make a summary for a three/ten fic. Another day facing the school bully. But today will be different. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose? The tide is high. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning! Inappropriate game by Chris!! When was the last time you read a 5 fanfic? Never did What would happen if one walked in on Eight and Twelve having sex? Gwen: backs away slowly (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Gwen and Laushawna are in a happy relationship until Cody runs off with Izzy. Gwen brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Heather and a brief unhappy affair with Courtney, then follows the wise advice of Owen, and finds true love with Duncan What title would you give this fic? Love is confusing, and tuff How would you feel if seven/eight was canon? IDK Reasons why girls are rule!! 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (i did this to humor people. these things r total fakes) OH MY GOSH!! 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, put this in your bio. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the little lucky charms dude should just stop running and hand over the Lucky Charms put this in your profile!! If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to punch them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt that the whole world is against you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish you could just grow wings and fly away from your problems, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're selfish ALL the time, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Garfield, the fat cat, copy and paste this into your profile Copy and paste if you don't like your hand writing. 96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever considered making friends with the walls in your room copy this to your profile If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat IThis is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line Fav shows: 1.total drama action 2.total drama island 3.yin yang yo 4.pucca 5.real chance of love 6.i love new york 7.i love new york 2 8.i love money 9.i love money 2 10.south park 11.sponge bob (lol) FAV MOVIE'S 1.Meet the spartins 2.twinlight 3.spectacular 4.bring it on 5.bring it on all or nothing I'M A PAGE STREACHER!! MY STORIES |
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