This was probably all an accident.

That you ended up here.

In this place.

But now that you're here...

Why don't you stay awhile?

Even is on hiatus until P.O.N and Humoresque are done... sorry... Damnit.

Statistics:

Name: Lonely Anomaly/Took the Fourth.

Real Name: Kait. (Pronounce it the cool way)

Real Age: 14.

Un-Age: 15

Real Birthday: November 17th my birthday kicks ass. I was born in the month of Kenpachi and Marly and the day of XemSai. I'm bitchin' sweet!

Un-birthday: August Ninth. Dunno.

Favourite Characters: Kingdom Hearts: Zexion and Saix (Not together), Bleach: Espada: Ulquiorra (dies), Gotei 13: Bya-kun and Ukitake, Death Note: Near, FFVII: Reno and Yazoo, Assassin's Creed: Altair. Duh; Harry Potter: Snape, Artemis Fowl: Artemis, A Series of Unfortunate Events: Dewey Denouement.

Favourite Pairings: KH: Zemyx, Xemsai, 411, AkuRoku. Bleach: GinRan, UlquiHime, ByaHisa, ByaRen, ByaRuki, RenRuki, GinIzu, Izuru/Hisagi. Death Note: Mello/Near, Matt/Mello, Near/L, Raito/L. FFVII: Reno/Rufus, Yazoo/Kadaj.

Favourite Bands: Mute Math, Muse, Panic! At the Disco, and Jack's Mannequin. (The guy sounds like Demyx.)

Favourite Songs: The Book of My Life by: Sting. (Epitome of Zexion. Listen. I Dare you.) and Muscle Museam by: Muse.

Personal Mottos: "If one questions if one is truly living, then one obviously isn't." , "I am ambulatory, however, I prefer to be sedentary.", and "Insomnia is how darkness laughs when you long for morning."

OTP: Zemyx/UlquiHime.

OT3: Xigbar/Demyx/Xaldin.

Favourite Hugely Popular Fanfic: The Violet Room by Sarephtar, and Surgeon General's Warning by Dualism.

Favourite Book: The Jungle by: Upton Sinclair.

Favourite Authors: Stephen Crane and Upton Sinclair.

Guilty Pleasure: Saying the 'f' word. Guitar Hero II, My boyfriend Sean. (Demyx, I believe you have met your equal in terms of naievety. And appearance, the two are f'n twins.) O_o.

Favourite Smiley: oAo

Story Statistics:

Most Popular Story: Humoresque

Longest Story: Passages of Naught

Favourite story: Passages of Naught

Upcoming: Bleach (UlquiHime Mafia!Action!) Death Note (Mello/Near Longterm project. Hint: Anna-Molly) Kingdom Hearts (I have like, a bajillion chapters written for Humoresque. Passages of Naught is planned, Even is also planned. I am writing an awesome XemSai story too, I just need to plan it, and it comes after the Death Note and Bleach ones. But It. Will. Be. Epic.

Summaries of teh Upcoming:

Passages of Naught: There will be Xehanort. There will be more angst. I am not telling whether or not Lumy wakes up. Also, I am debating on incorperating Saix. is conflicted Aeleus will come up sooner or later.

Humorseque: 411 is soon. Soon mind you. And there will be Zemyx. It is decided.

Stockholm Syndrome:

-in planning- Summary: Ulquiorra Schiffer. Mafia hit man. Age Twenty-Two. The mission is simple. Steal the woman from her idiot hothead husband Ichigo Kurosaki. Inflict utter torture to Aizen's delight, hold her for ransom, and then take the money and shoot the girl. It was simple really. Really... except for the discovery of feelings. Yeah, that part kinda sucked. AU

Anna-Molly:

-planned. in writing.- Near is accepted into a top secret scientific institute researching human cloning in an attempt to over throw it from the inside out. Mello, although unwilling, finally realizes his feelings for Near, but a bus leads him away to what might be his ultimate demise. Heartbroken, he leaves Wammy's house behind, and sets sail for the tiny port town of Port, Rhode Island. In his haitus, Mello holes himself up in a cape cod house, and waits for Near to come back. He gave him a note to find him in this town via ship, but he checks every day, and Near never comes. In his stay, he befriends a man named Matt, writes three best-selling novels under an alias, and goes to the docks every day waiting for his wayward lover's return. Until, he gets a letter from L saying things have gone horribly wrong, and what was once a tragic absence becomes a fight for survival. Mello/Near.

Of Salpeter and Morris: (XemSai)

-in concept- AU (alternate meaning: AU-As Usual) Saix was born and raised in the richest part of town, the rich part of the New Jersey Suburbs. Xemnas, wasn't. While his evil mother raised and brainwashed him to become a brilliant concert pianast, he starts hanging out with Xemnas, a local punk with no future and a free-spirited outlook on life. When Saix is forbidden to see him, he begins to sneak out, and Xemnas teaches him how to play music from the soul, not just music from a page. But when Saix's mother plays an unexpected card, Xemnas has to put out all he has to keep Saix for good. And Saix finally realised the music within him.

Epic, Ne? Well, that's all from me!

Time for Being an Attention Whore:

Love me? Review! Hate me? Still Review! I got shoved into lockers in Seventh Grade, I can take it!

PS. On an ending note:

"Luxord should have been in CoM because he would have had a joygasm at all those cards." -Nintendo_tom64