HI EVERYONE!!

Im Alli, age 13, and as u probably know if u already know me (which I doubt u do), IM A PROUD ANIME FREAK AND ALSO A TWERD!! :D and Im great at being both!!

Heres a little bit more about me:

Name: Alaina, but I like being called Alli better

Age: 13

Gender: If you think Im a boy, get the hell out. ALLI IS NOT A BOYISH NAME!

Sexual Orientation: Bi :) now if ur homophobic... get the hell out

Fave anime:

Death Note (Me: =3 GO MATT!! And Kira... kinda XD)

InuYasha (JAKOTSU KICKS ARSE!!)

Naruto (SHIPPUDEN!! dunno if I spelled that right XD its like 3 AM (im typing it on wordpad first XD i know im a dork)) oh yeah and (GO AKATSUKi! ... Except Itachi... U go get that sub-tropical rainforest out ur arse XD)

Yu Yu Hakusho (T-T poor YuYu... its practically dead now! ANY JIN FANS, PLZ PLZ PLEEEEEEEEASE MSG ME! I WOULD LOVE TO MEET U!! Or at least some Yu Yu fan left alive TT-TT)

Ouran High School Host Club

Um... I think thats pretty much it. =D I watch a lot more though, these r just my faves

Fave games:

Wonderland Online (... Click it... you know you want to)

Devil May Cry ( I FRIGGIN LOVE DMC3!!)

Soul Calibur (all of em!! starry eyes I wish I could marry video games... XD yes i know im worse than matt from DN... Get used to it XD)

NUN2 (XD in case ur not a narutard like me, that stands for Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2)

Mario Kart for Nintendo 64 (ah, you gotta love the classics! =3)

Um... I know I'm leaving a lot of games off XD and saying um a lot XD but if I put all my fave games here... O.O XDXDXDXDXD this would go on forever

Quotes:

Me: gasp OMG!! I know what Im gonna be for Halloween!! I just need a penguin suit, a motorcycle helmet and a pogo stick!! :D

Mom: Hell no

Me: Awwww... T-T im sad

Mom: -_-; Alli stop narrating your moods

Me: o.o CURSES! Foiled again! hides behind the couch

Mom: 0_o WTF ARE YOU DOING!?

Me: SILENCE!!... Infedel!!... XD

-Me and my mom, discussing my costume for '08... after I had eaten pixi stix and watched Jeff Dunham XD

Jennifer: If one more boy comes up to me and messes with me in school, I'ma fck em up!

Me: grabs a bowl out of the cabinet for popcorn Yup. Its all their fault. Them and their stupid boy penises

Jennifer: Yup XD

-Me and my bff Jennifer while talking on the phone

Me: starts singing I Kissed a Squirrel (Katy Perry parody)

Jennifer: wtf r u doing?

Me: Singing I KISSED A SQUIRREL AND I LIKED I- trips over the phone cord and lands with popcorn all over me CURSE YOU EVIL PHONE CORD! WHY!? WHY MUST YOU BETRAY ME!? T-T I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!

Jennifer: O.O XD drops the phone and accidentally hangs up

Me: Jenn? Jenn? Are you there? starts yodeling into the phone

Some retarded lady inside the phone: We're sorry, but your call has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again

Me: OK YOU KNOW WHAT PHONE LADY SCREW YOU! PUT ME BACK ON THE PHONE WITH JENN BEFORE I CRAWL IN THIS LITTLE PHONE THINGY AND MESS YOU UP! demonic voice Dooooo iiiiiiiiit...

-The phone call mentioned in the quote above this one... XD yes its the same call

Mom: And I'd like a nu-

Me: slaps my hand over mom's mouth to shut her up SHHH! THE BOX HAS EARS MOMMY!

Mom: Not this again

Me: leans over mom and stares at the box, which someone is talking through OMFG SOMEONE'S TRAPPED IN THE BOX! I'LL SAVE YOU POOR BOX DWELLER! tries to get out of the car but forgets the door is locked CURSE YOU DOOR! WHY FOR YOU NOT OPEN!?

Mom: -_-' I should have used birth control then... Anyway I'll have two number 1s and a number four

Me: XD u said number one

Mom: AND SOME DUCT TAPE IF YOU HAVE ANY!

Person in the box: Yes we do, that'll b (insert random price I paid no attention too XD), please drive around.

Me and mom: O.O WTF!?

-Me and my mom at Burger King once XD

Me: marches into school wearing a bright red strawberry hat (like a giant strawberry over my head that shows my face) and a polar bear suit with super huge pink stilletos I FOUND MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME! :D

My friends: O.O slowly back away and pretend they dont know me

Me: XD I KNEW IT'D WORK! (Yes I actually did this, back when I was 10)

-XD dont even ask

Light: Ill take a potato chip... evil giggles And EAT IT!

Dixie: glares at the computer screen NAW REALLY? I thought u were gonna slap Ryan Seacrest with it!

Jessica: pulls out pixi stix and chugs em Boring

Me: gasps WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

Both: -_-; Obviously, we aren't anime retards

Me: ... You have half of it down XD runs

Both: o.o start chasing me through the house screaming death threats at me

Dad: IF YOU THREE BREAK THE HOUSE, YOU THREE PAY FOR IT!

All of us: o.o stop and clamly sit on the couch... until we start trying to strangle eachother XD

-Me and my two very best friends XD yes I know XD talking about Death Note, which I had just showed them on youtube... Apparently they didnt like it T-T

Kimshi: Imagine Itachi Uchiha with pink underwear

Me: OMFG XD

Kimshi: Then imagine him dancing in the underwear! XD

Me: XDXDXDXDXD OMFG!! HAHA!! XD I can't friggin breathe!!

Kimshi: o.o Terri (I think thats what he said XD i was still laughing) that u?

Me: stops Who?

Kimshi: A girl on my bus, she does that same thing

Me: -_-; well u know damn good and well my name is alli

Kimshi: k :) Love u

Me: Love u too

-Me and Kimshi (my bf) talking on Wonderland Online

Twilight11: I once was a tree house... I live in a cake... But I never saw the way that the orange slayed the rake

Me: T-T POOR RAKE!

Twilight11: The rakes are always abused!!

Me: EMANCIPATE THE RAKES!!

Twilight11: WHOOOOO!

Me: HELLZ YES!

Twilight11: YOU'VE BEEN CENSORED!

Me: XD I DONT CARE!

Twilight11: ME NEITHER!! XD

Me: WHY ARE WE YELLING!?

Twilight11: I DONT KNOW!

Me: I DO ITS FUN!

Twilight11: HELL YESZ!!

Me: YOU'VE BEEN CENSORED!

Twilight11: SCREW UR CENSORING!! pulls out oranges and throws them at u

Me: OMFG NOOOOOOOEZ! hides from oranges

-Me and my very strange friend Twilight11 from Wonderland Online XD actual conversation, yes