That's right, it is I, Dalek_Who! Master of comedy, I am here to brighten up your day! Don't believe me? Read Pokemon Spotlight or Doctor Who Hilarious stuff and I will prove it to you!

Location: Heaven

Intrests: Owning noobs

Therefore, I own noobs in Heaven!

Deadliest Warrior

Spartan vs. Ninja: Spartan

I.R.A. vs. Taliban: I.R.A

William Wallace vs. Shaka Zulu: William Wallace

Mafia vs. Yakuza: Yakuza

Viking vs. Samurai: Samurai

Pirate vs. Knight: (Knight should have won! Pirate cheated!) Pirate

Xiaolin monk vs. Maori warrior: Xiaolin monk

Gladiator vs. Apache: Apache

If you're a pyromaniac and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

GI JOE ROCKS! ESPECIALLY CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTEIN (THE GUY WHO PLAYED MR.MCCULLEN AND THE 9TH DOCTOR FROM DOCTOR WHO!)

DAVID TENNANT (10TH DOCTOR FROM DOCTOR WHO) IS A SEX BEAST... LIKE ME!!

Reality Bites! One of the best shows ever! Why do British shows seem so much better and more thought out then American shows?

Reality Bites: Oh my GOD! We are like the world's gayest ninja.

Torchwood: Beyond the Government, outside the police, second left over the flyover, straight on at Budgens, right at the lights and then first left by the Quicksave.

In Flanders Fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon. Napoleon Bonaparte

All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers. Fancois Fenelon

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in. George McGovern

If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how? Joan Baez

If we don't end war, war will end us. H.G.Wells

Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die. Herbert Hoover

Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war that we know about peace, more about killing that we know about living. Omar N. Bradley

Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. Dion Boucicault

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?" Annie Dillard

It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui. Helen Keller

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. Napoleon Bonaparte

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself. Swami Vivekananda

Asshole

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning. Bill Gates (what a douche bag)

Gays

Dome Ace Tucker, Sinnoh Rival (I think his name is Barry but I called him Noob in my game), and Harley

Sexy

Pike Queen Lucy, Gym leader Candice, Gym leader Erika, Gym leader Misty, Gym leader Jasmine, Gym leader Flannery, Elite four Phoebe, Elite four champion Cynthia, May, Dawn, Marley

Awesome

Gym Leader Lt. Surge, Gym leader Blaine (YES, AMAZING FIRE GYM LEADER!), Mafia Boss/Gym Leader/Team Rocket Leader Giovanni, Gym Leader/Pokemon Champion Wallace, Team Aqua Leader Archie, Gym Leader Crasher Wake (a.k.a. Hulk Hogan), Gym leader Volkner, Elite Four Flint (YES ANOTHER AMAZING FIRE ELITE FOUR MEMBER!) and Pokemon Champion Steven

Not cool anymore

Gary and Ash