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Hey! i'm Ehren and if you don't know who i am, well- *Ahem* here it goes... 1) Ok, I live in the USA 2) i'm in 6th grade 3)Ok, a little free advertising for my friend Fiona, check out her account (damhotdog) 4)My dad gave me this terrible buzz cut that almost ruined my social life. (ok, maybe it didn't ruin my social life, but it felt like that to me.) yeah, but good thing my hair is growing back now. 5) I have blonde hair, blue eyes and i'm caucasian. (ps, that means white) Editing Ehren: wait. why did i write that. that just sounds racist oopsy 6)I like percy jackson, X-men, hunger games and a lot of other stuff that would bore you to death 7)I just moved to a new school in the united states of america and I met some new friends (: 8)Me and Fiona made books that were basically intertwined with each other. I wrote about the origin she kinda wrote like the current books but yeah. of one of her characters while she focused on Casssiopa, her main character. 9) Fiona made this BA Evee (pokemon) out of colons, semi colons, H's, and some other stuff i'm to lazy to find right now. Editing Ehren: so i looked at the pokemon about 3 months ago and... let's just say that she might have cntrl v cntrl c'd that pokemon. 10) tommorow is my birthday. it's gonna suck. first of all, i have to get my vaccination the day before it, second of all, I have a algebra test on my birthday and my grandpa isn't coming for my birthday. that means the promise i made with my classmates was broken. now, instead of getting a giant cookie cake, i can only have some stupid cupcakes. )= Editing Ehren: oh yeah! the 2 first shots didn't hurt but the HPV shot hurt like hell. oh yeah and i didn't end up getting cupcakes for my birthday. i brought MnM cookies. also, i got an 54 on the test. nevertheless, i'm not doing algebra next year at my school. also, if you were wondering what pokemon picture i was talking about, well i copy and pasted it below. PM . Follow . Favorite beta : β Beta Profile Joined Oct 7, 2017, id: 9834214, Profile Updated: Jan 31Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Justice League, Pokémon, Pegasus, Kate O'Hearn, and Trollhunters. Heya folks! Um... what is this for? Um... idk. Teehee! Just a bit about myself then; I love drawing and I am a VERY curious individual. Um... I really have no idea what to put here, so that's really all I'll put for now. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. (Whoever did is amazing) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you ever got hit in the face with a soccer ball, football, etc., copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile. If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile. ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten that you were of your gender and of the other instead, copy and paste this onto your profile. (That actually happened to me once and I admit, I am ashamed. I seriously thought I was a man.) Which are you more like (Bold the ones that apply to you) (If something is bold next to normal text, I added it. If something is normal next to bold text, I added it.) You love hoodies. But they get annoying sometimes. Especially when you need to put on a jacket. You love jeans. Used to hate them. Dogs are better than cats. DUH It's hilarious when people get hurt. I don't know why but it is. You've played with/against boys on a team. I'm weird like that. Shopping is torture. YESSS!!!!! AND I'M A GIRL!!!!! You own/ed an X-Box. X-Box One. Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. Maybe? Idk. At some point in time, you wanted to be a firefighter. NOPE. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. Lost my DS in NY. You used to be/still are obsessed with Power Rangers. Through and through. You watch sports on TV. Not a sports gal. Gory movies are cool. What does "gory" even mean? You go to your dad for advice. HE IS MY SHERLOCK! You own like a trillion baseball caps. Not one. You like going to high school football games. Never went to one in my 11 and a half years of life. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Not a sports gal. Baggy pants are cool to wear. Why do such things even exist? It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. My most is four including myself. Two were sisters. One was another close friend. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. Poseidon's descendant, Hades kid, Ares' descendant, Poseidon's descendant, Hunter of Artemis. Totally. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. I'm thinking about running outside and screaming HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY at midnight on Monday.(From Sunday) Sports are funTalk with food in your mouth. NOT A SPORTS GAL. Sleep with your socks on at night. When it's cold. TOTAL: 15 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. I don't do makeup. You love to shop. IT"S TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You wear eyeliner. I don't do makeup. You wear the color pink. On occasion. Go to your mom for advice. When my old man ain't around. You consider cheerleading a sport. Never. You hate wearing the color black. *GASP* I TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT! I AM A HADES KID THROUGH AND THROUGH! I LIVE WITH THE COLOR BLACK! You like hanging out at the mall. PLAIN TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. I. DON'T. DO. MAKEUP!!!!!!!! You like wearing jewelry. Yes. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Not a big part, but definitely a part, however small. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. How many times do I have to say it is plain torture? You don't like the movie Star Wars. Not my fav, but I like it. You were in gymnastics. Nope. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. No, no, and no. You smile a lot more than you should. My friends tell me I look homicidal sometimes. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. Nah. You care about what you look like. Unless it's a special occasion. You like wearing dresses when you can. When I can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. NEVER. You love the movies. DUH. Who doesn't? Used to play with dolls as little kid. I guess? Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Not going to answer. Like being the star of everything. I'm not that full of myself. TOTAL: 8 10% Spoiled... 20% Sweet... 30% Clumsy... 40% Crazy... 50% Weird... 60% Rude... 70% Loud... 80% Random... 90% Sarcastic... 100% Me !93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike, The Worst Nightmare (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much), Pinetail, Maj Enn, xxouchibitmytonguexx, Aaya-Kun, Nobody 08 (I've actually told someone that before), DarthRevanShepard (Being a freak is more fun than being 'normal'), LinkHammer (To be a freak is to be original in my dictionary), Key2DestNE(If you're not a freak in some way, something's wrong with you), FanFictionLover13 (being a freak isn't necessarily an insult, its a compliment in by book. If you're a 'freak', that just means you're FREAKing awesome!) 4861JBHPJ2_5_10 (Being a freak is nothing you should worry about... being a freak means they don't know anyone else like you. That means you are unique, and you are YOU.), ImTheNewKid (Freaky just got fabulous, and of course freaky is awesooommmeee!!!) DamHotDog (I'm a freak and I am proud. You can say that I'm crazy, that I believe in make-believe things, but I don't care. Freaky will one day be the new cool.) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress,SharinganWarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, twilight-ninja7, Lilyevans90, HGHPlove4ever15, What contented men desire, DarthRevanShepard, LinkHammer, Key2DestNE, FanFictionLover13 (being popular isn't everything. There are things in this world that are a lot better.) 4861BHPJ2_5_10 ImTheNewKid DamHotDog (I've never been able to fit in OR be popular and I feel like that's what keeps me unique.) READ THIS PART!!!!!!!!! What I like about the Hunger Games? It's one of the books that are actually true. Not really, of course, but the reality in that book is more like reality in real life than most other books. Actually, I think our world is worse. Because the computer/iPhone/tablet/whatever you're reading this on? People died to get those materials. The homework you're struggling with? The real world is way worse than you're learning about in social studies. You think you know about Poverty and world hunger and diseases? Over 70 percent of the world we live in has that as their reality.In the Hunger Games, Katniss is from district 12, and Capitol people are oblivious to the world they live in. WE ARE THE CAPITOL. This is a place of glamor and false ideas about the world. And the reason I'm saying WE and not just Canada and the USA and England and anywhere else you may be reading this? THIS IS THE INTERNET. Katniss in district twelve couldn't read this no matter how much she wanted it. And those horrible districts the people are forced to live in? I'm not talking about 1 and 2, I mean the WORST of them. Those districts were based on places like Pakistan and Sudan, Siberia and Egypt. Places where poverty is normal and where we are now is an impossible dream. The world as we know it is harsh. World leaders are trying to keep us in the dark. Ever wonder why you aren't learning about this in school? Teachers are controlled by the principal. The principal is controlled by the school board. The school board is controlled by the government, and most of the time, the government likes to teach kids whatever they want. Stuff that isn't true. Things that we are learning for their own gain. Some countries signed a contract that is trying to end poverty, hunger, sickness, and pollution, and more than that. But guess who just pulled out of that agreement? America. The leader of the free world. And now Trump is telling us to figure out everything by ourselves. People, this is not a good thing. People are dying, people are starving, more animals are becoming extinct. Equality is nowhere, wars are everywhere, and water is causing disease. We have another mass extinction on our hands, but this time, there's no asteroid. This is our own fault. We are causing the end of the world, and I am not exaggerating. In less than a century, I predict that the number of animals in the world will be halved, the sky and ocean will be grey with pollution, and the Capitol will keep torturing the districts for stuff we don't even need. But we can change that. One person can make a difference. YOU are that person. Every other person reading this thinks it's them, but you know better. Spread the word. Bring the countries in the dark to the light. And learn our history. There's a saying that people who haven't learned about our past are doomed to repeat it. That is happening right now, with Trump having his own opinion that will bring World War III. I am being serious. The most serious I think I ever was in my life. Help, don't hinder. Recycle, don't smoke, carpool. If you see a person who's hungry, thirsty, sick, then help them. Don't act oblivious, now that you know how the world really works. Because you CAN make a difference. So please, Save the world. Thank you, DamHotDog I dare you to repost that onto your profile. This is a big deal people. And add your name below mine. Do whatever it takes to spread the word and do something about this whole mess. Please. The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working with metal I promise to remember Silena Whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Micheal Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos Whenever I see someone go against the odds Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go Heroes of Olympus Pledge: I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something... I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents... I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away... I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone... I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up... I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision... I promise to remember Frank when someone is different than expected to be... I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader... I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy... I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money... I promise to remember HoO wherever I may go... Meaning of color and your birthday!!! Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the Sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. If you had a good laugh or if you just think it's funny, copy and paste it into your profile. My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs football? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me. Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course, it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough! I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. There is no "I" in "team" but there is definitely an "ME"... I ran with scissors, and lived! I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me? Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them. I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I don't get even, I get odder. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib. At my lemonade stand, I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. 7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4.You know which pages the good parts are on. 5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. 9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. 16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21.You dream about PJO every night. 22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. 23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 24.You know PJO better then most sane people 25.You have links to every great PJO site 26.You add things to the list every day 27.You know what you would do if you were Percy 28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not 29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future 30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cousins. 33.You are trying to learn Greek 34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36.You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes 38.You just have to research more about greek mythology 39.You call up the Camp Half-Blood number in LT. 40.You want to learn Latin 42.You copy/paste this onto your profile 43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a crossover 44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to 45.You make sure all of your friends have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. 47.A friend think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor because you are so obsessed 48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess 50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51.You were so busy reading that you missed numbers 37 and 41 52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list 53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 54.You are so obsessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!! 55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO 56. You think Harry Potter can kiss Percy Jackson's butt 57. You watch the movie on a continuous loop, checking the similarities and differences between it and the books. 58.You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. A true story: I was walking around in a Target store, When I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. " "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "Ok" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices. 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Normal People vs. PJO fans NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would go somewhere sunny for their vacation PJO FANS: Would try to find Camp Half-Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise PJO FANS: would swear on the River Styx NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events . You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0 PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT N0W, 0N TH15 L1N3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH 0UT 3V3N TH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T, B3 PR0UD! 0NLY C3RT41N P30PL3 C4N R34D TH15. R3P05T 1T 1F Y0U C4N! Things Wrong with the Percy Jackson Movie Warning! May contain Lightning Thief spoilers! 1. Character age difference. Waaaay off! (the very first thing I noticed) 2. No Clarisse, Dionysus, Ares, Chimera, Fates, or Argus. (don't even get me started) 3. The Hydra and Persephone weren't in the first book. (Hydra was in second book, and Persephone was in Demigod Files) 4. Replaced St. Louis scene with Nashville scene. (completely different place!) 5. Annabeth's hair! She's a blond, for goodness sake! (they even made that very clear in the book) 6. Grover's personality and appearance. He should have been a shy, sincere satyr with curly hair and a slight limp. (definitely not shy) 7. Percy's eyes. They should've been green. (Sea green) 8. the Underworld's location. It sure wasn't in the Hollywood Sign! (talk about a flashy entrance) 9. the Lotus Casino was supposed to be like an arcade, not like a bar! (with a slide) 10. The pearls weren't even important in the book, they were just from a random underwater lady. In the movie they were the main plot. (it is one thing to change details, but to change the whole plot?) 11. Chiron wasn't supposed to know who Percy's dad was until he was claimed. (And be completely humiliated) 12. The Lotus Casino didn't have any stupid flowers! Who would eat a flower anyway? (they did seem delicious) 13. Luke didn't seem evil until the end in the book, but in the movie Luke was evil from the start. (he was revealed to be evil sooner than in the book) 14. They left out the part where Luke tried to kill Percy with the scorpion!!!!! (and in the movie, he tried to kill him with a bolt of lightning.) 15. Left out blue food. (it is PJO, WHO FORGETS BLUE FOOD?!) 16. Didn't mention Thalia's tree. (didn't even see it) 17. Kronos wasn't even MENTIONED. He's the whole reason for the series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Duh!) 18. Left out Tunnel of Love and Restaurant scenes. (not to mention a whole bunch of other scenes) 19. Left out animal truck scene. (like I said before...) 20. Percy was supposed to uncap Riptide, not click it! (big difference) 21. Mrs. Dodds was supposed to be a Pre-Algebra teacher, not an English teacher. (another magoc factor) 22. There were NO mentions of Percy in a pool AT ALL in the book. (besides the conversation with the gods (which was also not in the book) it is the FIRST SCENE IN THE MOVIE!) 23. Hades wasn't supposed to be a McJagger impersonator. I guess he was listening to Ke$ha ("And we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like McJagger") (who doesn't like Kesha?) 24. Grover wasn't supposed to stay behind in the Underworld. Percy's mom was. (and Persephone wasn't supposed to seduce him!) 25. Percy should have used a gazing ball to look at Medusa, not an iPod, because... (wait for it...) 26. ... DEMIGODS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ELECTRONICS! (if they do, MORE MONSTERS WOULD ATTACK THEM!) 27. Annabeth and Percy were supposed to be on the same Capture the Flag team. (and Percy was supposed to fight Clarisse) 28. Annabeth was supposed to show Percy around camp. (I don't think he got shown around at all) 29. They never mentioned the Big Three rule. (to Percy) 30. They said that gods aren't allowed to talk to their children. That's not true... they're just not really advised to interfere with the quests. (exactly) This is a true story A boy was depressed. His family had abused him with words, wielding them like swords to him. He was told that he was worthless. He was dating a girl, and he loved her so much. They broke up, and he fell into an even greater depression. The boy was about to commit suicide. He posted everywhere 'Bye everyone'. He scared his friends who actually knew it was real. The rest of his friends didn't believe him or didn't understand what was happening. He was saved by his best friend who convinced him to live on. He constantly is in depression, but my friend and I help him to understand that he is not alone. This message is to support all of you who have thought of suicide, or are thinking of it. You are loved by somebody. There will always be one person that God has put on this earth for you. Even if you can't see them, God has always, and will always look out for you. Repost if you are against suicide. 95% of you won't, and I won't judge. A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle... -In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile They Hurt Her About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. (That is not creepy at all) Month one Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy, I am okay. I am in God's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman. Be insane- well behaved people never made history. If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile Help Eevee take over the world by posting her on your profile! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .HR |
