Hello ppls! Well here is some random stuff about myself so enjoy!

Name: Gaara's FanGirl

Age: Freshie

Location: the dark corridors of my mind

Interests/hobbies: Cannabalistic activities

And here is how you can get kicked out of Walmart:

Set up a booth that sells pamphlets on how to get kicked out of walmart inside a walmart

Go into the gun deparment. While handling guns ask an employee where the Anti-Depreser are.
Act as spastic as possible.

Go over and sniff all of the employees

Go on the the entercome and sing the theme song of each show u know

Jump into ramdom people's carts and yell "he's kidnapping me!"

Hide behind a wall with something on it and when someone comes by say "buy me, buy me!"

Try to see how many car alarms you can set off

Stab a steak knife into all of the cereal boxes and yell "I'm a Cereal killer!!"

Break the lobster tank and yell "You're Free! Run my crustacean friends!!"

Run with a goldfish to the restroom and say "I'll save you Nemo."

Act out "Shoes" in the department aisle

Hide in a box and when someone looks in say "Get out of my house!"

Dress up like dark vader, go to ramdom males and say "Luke i am your father."

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, cover your ears and scream
"NO! NO It's those voices again!!!!"

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while then, yelled, very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here!"

Remove all the price tags

Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on layaway

If a worker asks if you need help start to cry and say
"Why Can't you people just leave me alone?!"

Place a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of an isle and hide yourself. When someone bends down
to pick it up, jump out from your hiding place and scream
"Swiper, no swiping!"

Turn all the tv on display to different channels

Change all the shoes in the shoe boxes

TP WAL-MART!!!!

Bite the clothing

Lick all the walls

When you see someone leaving the store yell "Don't go i need you!!!"

Go to random people and ask "Are you my mommy?"

Go up to the cash and have like 4 or 5 carts full of stuff and make the person at the cash ring it though
and then when you have to pay say "Sorry I dont have any money."

Block the entire isle with your cart. Don't move it. When people need to get past you, laugh maniacly.
When someone tries to move your cart, start crying and say,"THEIR HARRASSING MY BEST FRIEND!"

Run up and down the isle with a cereal box leaving cereal behind you and yell "Im Un-stopable!!!!"

Empty out a cereal box and make an old fashioned rabbit trap. When people ask you what you're doing,
say,"Shhhh. I'm hunting wabbits... ehehehehe"

Go up to a family with kids and yell to the parents
"How dare you take my children away from me!!!!"

Walk in and grab a stuffed dog. Put on some sunglasses. Try walking out. When someone stops you,
start yelling at them,"THIS IS MY SERVICE DOG!"

Walk in with a real dog thats really big and when someone asks you what your doing say your blind even
though your looking around, and when they say you aren't blind yell
"Well if WALMART hates blind people I'll leave!!"

If a employee is casing you run in to mcdonalds, grab a fry from the nearest kid, and run at the employee
with it yelling "I HAVE A WEAPON!!!!!!!!"

Walk in and sing at the top of your lungs a really annoying song and when someone tells you to stop yell
"You'll be sorry when i win American Idol!!!"

Get your tounge stuck to the freezer, and kick everyone walking by.

Put a bunch of My Little Ponys in a bunch and run around yelling, "STAMPEDE!!"

Find a wet floor sign and move it to a carpeted area

Go up to clothes rack and grab one of everything and then go into the ax isle and yell
"Selling clothes $5 dollars each!!!"

Challenge people to boxing fights in the isles

Follow people around yelling and crying "Why did you put me up for adoption?"

Take all the note books and write "VOID" across the covers

Ask to get a big thing (like a computer desk) taken to the front desk and then say you dont want it

Run around yelling "I have chicken pox!!!!!!"

(woman only)Run up to coupels and say to the guys "Whos She????" and yell "Your cheating on me!!!!!!"

Hide in the clothes and when people walk by jump out and crash into them

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day

Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Take bets on the battle described above.

Two words: "Marco Polo."

"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics

(Girls only)While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation.
Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me?
I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling."
Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word

(girls only)In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "Hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."
When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "Hi!!!! (giggle) What's your
sign?(giggle)."

Hold indoor shopping cart races

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit

Go up to the clerk and say "Code Red!!!" and see what they do!

Repeat whatever the store clerk tells you

Roll cans of soup down the aisles.

Get your school to all go to walmart and see who can perform the most before the police arrive

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Gaara I love u!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken rabbit Trix copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever pulled a door that said "PUSH" copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.